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ringmaster · 08-15-2004, 07:42 PM

I smoked a little bit of weed 3 days before the test. The night before the test, i had a 1 gallon of water. The next day was my test. I drank a bottle of detox stuff that cleans out your system (25 fucking dollars!) and had like 2 gallons of water before I took my test.

Sooooooooo...do you think I'll pass? This job is getting me a new apartment and the capital I need to start my porn bizz. Any personal stories are welcome!

hydro · 08-15-2004, 07:43 PM

i sail short bags of urine for drug tests

ringmaster · 08-15-2004, 07:44 PM

thats cool and all, but do u think I'll pass?

freeadultcontent · 08-15-2004, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ringmaster
thats cool and all, but do u think I'll pass?

No.
1. most detox products do not work or are tested for.
2. to much water your piss will not test right.
3. you smoked weed 3 days before a test.

rowan · 08-15-2004, 07:46 PM

This might be a stupid Q, but why didn't you just hold off the weed for 3 days

Libertine · 08-15-2004, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
This might be a stupid Q, but why didn't you just hold off the weed for 3 days

Because he's an idiot.

ringmaster · 08-15-2004, 07:48 PM

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

08-15-2004, 07:50 PM

3 days? Sorry, you failed.

Screaming · 08-15-2004, 07:51 PM

sorry dude but i dont think so

KDizzla · 08-15-2004, 07:51 PM

You're as dirty as those All Internal cum sluts.

cnzjs · 08-15-2004, 07:52 PM

I wish you pass

jblazed · 08-15-2004, 07:55 PM

i hate to disagree with all of you, but you will pass. i have passed about 7 piss test doing the exact same this only it cost 50$ for the shit here.

good luck on the job and dont sweat it about the test if you did do all you said you did

kush · 08-15-2004, 08:06 PM

So let me get this straight.... you're a drug using newbie who is saving up money to launch a porn business?

cherrylula · 08-15-2004, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by kush
So let me get this straight.... you're a drug using newbie who is saving up money to launch a porn business?

First he needs to get this job to get the money.

oh yeah and an apartment (lives with his mom?)

mandyxxx · 08-15-2004, 08:44 PM

a gallon of water and detox always yields dilute...
just don't do it three times in a row, cause they'll count it as a failure =)

pushpills · 08-15-2004, 08:47 PM

I used to have to do em, dillituing it alot works....

detox stuff helps

biggest mistake people make....ya gotta piss half the piss into the toliet first, then into the cup. you'll get the most watery pee after the stream has started.

SureFire · 08-15-2004, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
Because he's an idiot.

ringmaster · 08-15-2004, 08:49 PM

hell yeah, im a pot smoking newbie. And I'm fucking proud of it!

kush · 08-15-2004, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ringmaster
hell yeah, im a pot smoking newbie. And I'm fucking proud of it!

Glad you didn't take it the wrong way, for I wasn't criticizing ;)

You really have the odds stacked against you though

Lauren · 08-15-2004, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
This might be a stupid Q, but why didn't you just hold off the weed for 3 days

smokingdawn · 08-15-2004, 09:11 PM

I hope not

ringmaster · 08-15-2004, 09:13 PM

personally, I think I'm good. I must have consumed 2 gallons of water the night before, and 2 gallons the aftenoon of the test. I drank the detox bottle and followed all the directions. My piss was coming out CLEAR for at least 2 hours before my test. I think jblazed knows what he's talking about..thanks for the support brother!

Preacher · 08-15-2004, 11:05 PM

you will definately not pass. and it is your own fault, so don't whine about it later.

Face (o_0) · 08-15-2004, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
No.
1. most detox products do not work or are tested for.
2. to much water your piss will not test right.
3. you smoked weed 3 days before a test.

haha...yup

onwed

Marcus Aurelius · 08-15-2004, 11:33 PM

Ive heard that a few drops of visine in a urine sample can clear it right the fuck up and in that small of a bottle it doesnt change the temp of the urine and cant be traced. I got a friend who swears by it.

wdsguy · 08-15-2004, 11:36 PM

why did u have to smoke 3 days before it?? yer fucked

08-15-2004, 07:42 PM	#1
ringmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: ann arbor, mi Posts: 241	took my piss test the other day... I smoked a little bit of weed 3 days before the test. The night before the test, i had a 1 gallon of water. The next day was my test. I drank a bottle of detox stuff that cleans out your system (25 fucking dollars!) and had like 2 gallons of water before I took my test. Sooooooooo...do you think I'll pass? This job is getting me a new apartment and the capital I need to start my porn bizz. Any personal stories are welcome!

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hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	i sail short bags of urine for drug tests

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ringmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: ann arbor, mi Posts: 241	thats cool and all, but do u think I'll pass?

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	This might be a stupid Q, but why didn't you just hold off the weed for 3 days

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evildick Guest Posts: n/a	3 days? Sorry, you failed.

08-15-2004, 07:55 PM	#12
jblazed Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 108	i hate to disagree with all of you, but you will pass. i have passed about 7 piss test doing the exact same this only it cost 50$ for the shit here. good luck on the job and dont sweat it about the test if you did do all you said you did

08-15-2004, 08:06 PM	#13
kush Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,382	So let me get this straight.... you're a drug using newbie who is saving up money to launch a porn business?

08-15-2004, 08:47 PM	#16
pushpills Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 3,700	I used to have to do em, dillituing it alot works.... detox stuff helps biggest mistake people make....ya gotta piss half the piss into the toliet first, then into the cup. you'll get the most watery pee after the stream has started.

08-15-2004, 08:49 PM	#18
ringmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: ann arbor, mi Posts: 241	hell yeah, im a pot smoking newbie. And I'm fucking proud of it!

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08-15-2004, 09:13 PM	#22
ringmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: ann arbor, mi Posts: 241	personally, I think I'm good. I must have consumed 2 gallons of water the night before, and 2 gallons the aftenoon of the test. I drank the detox bottle and followed all the directions. My piss was coming out CLEAR for at least 2 hours before my test. I think jblazed knows what he's talking about..thanks for the support brother!

08-15-2004, 11:05 PM	#23
Preacher Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,970	you will definately not pass. and it is your own fault, so don't whine about it later.

08-15-2004, 11:33 PM	#25
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Ive heard that a few drops of visine in a urine sample can clear it right the fuck up and in that small of a bottle it doesnt change the temp of the urine and cant be traced. I got a friend who swears by it.

08-15-2004, 11:36 PM	#26
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	why did u have to smoke 3 days before it?? yer fucked