took my piss test the other day...
 

I smoked a little bit of weed 3 days before the test. The night before the test, i had a 1 gallon of water. The next day was my test. I drank a bottle of detox stuff that cleans out your system (25 fucking dollars!) and had like 2 gallons of water before I took my test.

Sooooooooo...do you think I'll pass? This job is getting me a new apartment and the capital I need to start my porn bizz. Any personal stories are welcome!

i sail short bags of urine for drug tests

thats cool and all, but do u think I'll pass?

No.
1. most detox products do not work or are tested for.
2. to much water your piss will not test right.
3. you smoked weed 3 days before a test.

This might be a stupid Q, but why didn't you just hold off the weed for 3 days

Because he's an idiot.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

3 days? Sorry, you failed.

sorry dude but i dont think so

You're as dirty as those All Internal cum sluts.

I wish you pass

i hate to disagree with all of you, but you will pass. i have passed about 7 piss test doing the exact same this only it cost 50$ for the shit here.

good luck on the job and dont sweat it about the test if you did do all you said you did

So let me get this straight.... you're a drug using newbie who is saving up money to launch a porn business? :1orglaugh

First he needs to get this job to get the money. :1orglaugh

oh yeah and an apartment (lives with his mom?)

a gallon of water and detox always yields dilute...
just don't do it three times in a row, cause they'll count it as a failure =)

I used to have to do em, dillituing it alot works....


detox stuff helps



biggest mistake people make....ya gotta piss half the piss into the toliet first, then into the cup. you'll get the most watery pee after the stream has started.

:glugglug

Glad you didn't take it the wrong way, for I wasn't criticizing ;)

You really have the odds stacked against you though

I hope not

personally, I think I'm good. I must have consumed 2 gallons of water the night before, and 2 gallons the aftenoon of the test. I drank the detox bottle and followed all the directions. My piss was coming out CLEAR for at least 2 hours before my test. I think jblazed knows what he's talking about..thanks for the support brother!

you will definately not pass. and it is your own fault, so don't whine about it later. :2 cents:

haha...yup

onwed :glugglug

Ive heard that a few drops of visine in a urine sample can clear it right the fuck up and in that small of a bottle it doesnt change the temp of the urine and cant be traced. I got a friend who swears by it.

why did u have to smoke 3 days before it?? yer fucked