Just Saw AVP. ( Excellent Movie) - GoFuckYourself.com

pxxx · 08-13-2004, 09:25 PM

I just got back from seeing AVP, i give it a 9, movie was great and the storyline was sterling.

twistyneck · 08-13-2004, 09:36 PM

Put down the crack pipe, that movie is a 3 at best.

The predators win by the way but they leave it wide open for AVP 2. The black chick lives too and she even becomes buddies with a predator and gets a special hunter mark.

Hope this didn't spoil it for anyone.

pxxx · 08-13-2004, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
Put down the crack pipe, that movie is a 3 at best.

The predators win by the way but they leave it wide open for AVP 2. The black chick lives too and she even becomes buddies with a predator and gets a special hunter mark.

Hope this didn't spoil it for anyone.

That is so fucked up, next time you decide to spoil the fucking movie, make your own fucking thread, fucking asswipe.

twistyneck · 08-13-2004, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by pxxx
That is so fucked up, next time you decide to spoil the fucking movie, make your own fucking thread, fucking asswipe.

Eat a cock, bitch.

The big queen alien at the end gets chained to a big tank thing and is pulled to the bottom of the ocean. Does it live? We'll find out in AVP2.

KMR Stitch · 08-13-2004, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
Put down the crack pipe, that movie is a 3 at best.

The predators win by the way but they leave it wide open for AVP 2. The black chick lives too and she even becomes buddies with a predator and gets a special hunter mark.

Hope this didn't spoil it for anyone.

You should be banned.

twistyneck · 08-13-2004, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by KMR Stitch
You should be banned.

Dude I just saved you $8. The movie is shit.

pxxx · 08-13-2004, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by KMR Stitch
You should be banned.

Seriously banned, what a fucking fucktard. I hope you have other ways of trying to gain gfy fame because svaing people POCKET change 8$ by RUINING the fucking movie for them is NOT CUTTING IT!!!

NOW GO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

twistyneck · 08-13-2004, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by pxxx
Seriously banned, what a fucking fucktard. I hope you have other ways of trying to gain gfy fame because svaing people POCKET change 8$ by RUINING the fucking movie for them is NOT CUTTING IT!!!

NOW GO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then I guess I shouldn't mention the little half predator/half alien that pops out of the dead predator on the ship, huh?

pxxx · 08-13-2004, 09:48 PM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
Then I guess I shouldn't mention the little half predator/half alien that pops out of the dead predator on the ship, huh?

Ok, you can now drag your SURFER ass out of my fucking thread. I hope you die.

fr8 · 08-13-2004, 09:48 PM

Well that was fucking gay.

pxxx · 08-13-2004, 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by fr8
Well that was fucking gay.

Tell me about it, this fucking assmunch ruined the shit. I hope people don't view this thread anymore. I guess $8 was soo much for him to loose that he decided to bash the movie.

TwistyCock: Was the $8 the only money you had left from your monthly allowance from mom and dad?

twistyneck · 08-13-2004, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by pxxx
Ok, you can now drag your SURFER ass out of my fucking thread. I hope you die.

Do you mean die a quick death like that alien that got its head sliced open or a rotten death like that guy that was stuck to the wall and got shot by that chick? Or maybe a death like the cute little baby alien that got it's neck snapped by the predator? Or kind of like the guy that was the leader - he got stabbed - is that what you mean?

pxxx · 08-13-2004, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
Do you mean die a quick death like that alien that got its head sliced open or a rotten death like that guy that was stuck to the wall and got shot by that chick? Or maybe a death like the cute little baby alien that got it's neck snapped by the predator? Or kind of like the guy that was the leader - he got stabbed - is that what you mean?

I have to say, in my time here at GFy, i have never came across a surfer that is as FUCKING PATHETIC as you.

twistyneck · 08-13-2004, 09:55 PM

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Originally posted by pxxx
I have to say, in my time here at GFy, i have never came across a surfer that is as FUCKING PATHETIC as you.

Do you mean pathetic like the AVP screenplay or pathetic like the AVP acting?

pxxx · 08-13-2004, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
Do you mean pathetic like the AVP screenplay or pathetic like the AVP acting?

I mean Pathetic like your moms dick sucking skills.

zzgundamnzz · 08-13-2004, 09:57 PM

Damn... that sucked. Could of atleast left something out of the movie

twistyneck · 08-13-2004, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Damn... that sucked. Could of atleast left something out of the movie

I almost mentioned how the predators came to Earth hundreds of years ago and in exchange for providing sacrifices to grow aliens, the predators taught humans how to build crap like pyramids. I'd hate to give it all away though so I won't mention that part of it.

pxxx · 08-13-2004, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Damn... that sucked. Could of atleast left something out of the movie

He is so fucking pissed off that he spent his last allowance money on a movie he didn't like. Should have went with mommy and got his money back.

twistyneck · 08-13-2004, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by pxxx
I mean Pathetic like your moms dick sucking skills.

She's still laughing about that scabbed over thing you call a wee-wee.

pxxx · 08-13-2004, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
She's still laughing about that scabbed over thing you call a wee-wee.

It was enough to make her cheat on your daddy, fucking troll. DIE SURFER DIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pxxx · 08-13-2004, 10:08 PM

I think his mom saw the name of the site and made him go to bed.

Mr.Fiction · 08-13-2004, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
Put down the crack pipe, that movie is a 3 at best.

The predators win by the way but they leave it wide open for AVP 2. The black chick lives too and she even becomes buddies with a predator and gets a special hunter mark.

Hope this didn't spoil it for anyone.

It looks like it sucks. I doubt I'll even watch the DVD.

BRISK · 08-13-2004, 10:24 PM

I wasn't planning to see it

twistyneck · 08-13-2004, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
It looks like it sucks. I doubt I'll even watch the DVD.

Mostly it does suck. If you can get it for free or something then watch it but otherwise wait until it is in the $5.50 bargain bin at Wal-Mart. You shouldn't have a long wait. pxxx works there when he's not flipping burgers, maybe he'll set one aside for you.

CheeseFrog · 08-13-2004, 10:30 PM

What I don't get: Was the final scene supposed to be an ominous presage for the sequel? If so, it's a pretty weak attempt. I mean if an alien can't even kill an entire unarmed human crew aboard a space ship, what chance does an alien have against a fully armed-to-the-teeth crew of Predators?

twistyneck · 08-13-2004, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by CheeseFrog
What I don't get: Was the final scene supposed to be an ominous presage for the sequel? If so, it's a pretty weak attempt. I mean if an alien can't even kill an entire unarmed human crew aboard a space ship, what chance does an alien have against a fully armed-to-the-teeth crew of Predators?

Yup that was pretty lame. The thing wouldn't last about 2 seconds but I have the funny feeling that it will hide, grow up, and get hungry just in time for AVP2: The Final Battle or whatever ghey title they give it.

maxdaname · 08-13-2004, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
Put down the crack pipe, that movie is a 3 at best.

The predators win by the way but they leave it wide open for AVP 2. The black chick lives too and she even becomes buddies with a predator and gets a special hunter mark.

Hope this didn't spoil it for anyone.

Tnx, you just saved me 9,95$

08-13-2004, 09:25 PM	#1
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	Just Saw AVP. ( Excellent Movie) I just got back from seeing AVP, i give it a 9, movie was great and the storyline was sterling.

08-13-2004, 09:48 PM	#10
fr8 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,074	Well that was fucking gay. __________________ █ joesmut (a) gmail Dot com █ Full Stack Developer

08-13-2004, 09:57 PM	#16
zzgundamnzz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,102	Damn... that sucked. Could of atleast left something out of the movie __________________

08-13-2004, 10:24 PM	#23
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	I wasn't planning to see it __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

08-13-2004, 10:30 PM	#25
CheeseFrog Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 1,724	What I don't get: Was the final scene supposed to be an ominous presage for the sequel? If so, it's a pretty weak attempt. I mean if an alien can't even kill an entire unarmed human crew aboard a space ship, what chance does an alien have against a fully armed-to-the-teeth crew of Predators? __________________ Cary \| AIM: cheesefrog \| ICQ: 4287002

08-13-2004, 09:36 PM	#2
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Put down the crack pipe, that movie is a 3 at best. The predators win by the way but they leave it wide open for AVP 2. The black chick lives too and she even becomes buddies with a predator and gets a special hunter mark. Hope this didn't spoil it for anyone.

08-13-2004, 10:08 PM	#21
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	I think his mom saw the name of the site and made him go to bed.