New Disease SHRINKS TITTIES in California (NEWS) - GoFuckYourself.com

pimplink · 08-12-2004, 10:01 PM

Chesty swimsuit models and Hollywood starlets are running scared -- because of a new disease that whittles large breasts down into teensy nubs not much bigger than mosquito bites!

At least 500 cases of the bizarre boob-shrinking disease have been reported, the majority in California.

News Link

I wonder if it attacks SILICONE titties as well

InsaneMidget · 08-12-2004, 10:03 PM

not the titties!!!

pimplink · 08-12-2004, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by InsaneMidget
not the titties!!!

exactly. Shrink the IQ (we wouldn't know the difference) but leave them titties alone

xclusive · 08-12-2004, 10:07 PM

Shit I might as well do Juicy he has the best man titties ever...

pimplink · 08-12-2004, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by xclusive
Shit I might as well do Juicy he has the best man titties ever...

Man boobs

chowda · 08-12-2004, 10:10 PM

pimplink u gotta hit me up on the cq one day

detoxed · 08-12-2004, 10:30 PM

I wonder how many people believe this

Shooter · 08-12-2004, 10:31 PM

I was very relieved to see this was a Weekly World News article

pimplink · 08-12-2004, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by chowda
pimplink u gotta hit me up on the cq one day

Aiiiight

EviLGuY · 08-12-2004, 11:12 PM

Ahh the world weekly news.. always with the big scoops. It's like they make this shit up.

pimplink · 08-12-2004, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
Ahh the world weekly news.. always with the big scoops. It's like they make this shit up.

They get quoted a lot on radio stations LOL specially the guy who used a time machine to make stock picks.

RicardoB · 08-13-2004, 05:51 AM

How will the industry survive?

Manowar · 08-13-2004, 06:02 AM

does it attack people with manboobs too ?

pxxx · 08-13-2004, 06:54 AM

I think that disease have to go.

DarkJedi · 08-13-2004, 06:59 AM

thank God it doesn't shrink dicks

pxxx · 08-13-2004, 07:21 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
thank God it doesn't shrink dicks

Lmao, that would be very fucked up.

EviLGuY · 08-13-2004, 07:22 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
does it attack people with manboobs too ?

I *wish*!

jacked · 08-13-2004, 07:25 AM

why the titties NO!!!!!! i swear if this is the work of Osama Bin Laiden i will have revenge!

Goose · 08-13-2004, 07:31 AM

lol, I'm glad I'm a man!

Basic_man · 08-13-2004, 07:37 AM

No!!!! My precious titties..............!

tranza · 08-13-2004, 07:54 AM

That's fucked up.... Is it true???

Firehorse · 08-13-2004, 03:23 PM

I am not going to click the link. This shit can't be true!

jade_dragon · 08-13-2004, 03:26 PM

This disease was genetically engineered at the request of breast augmentation specialists!

wpbdude · 08-13-2004, 03:33 PM

Wonder if you could catch this from tit fucking an infected woman?

Calling Dr. now, brb...

:>

pimplink · 08-13-2004, 05:59 PM

This news item may actually be good news for California plastic surgeons.

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