New Disease SHRINKS TITTIES in California (NEWS)
 

Chesty swimsuit models and Hollywood starlets are running scared -- because of a new disease that whittles large breasts down into teensy nubs not much bigger than mosquito bites!

At least 500 cases of the bizarre boob-shrinking disease have been reported, the majority in California.


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I wonder if it attacks SILICONE titties as well :helpme

not the titties!!! :(

exactly. Shrink the IQ (we wouldn't know the difference) but leave them titties alone :BangBang:

Shit I might as well do Juicy he has the best man titties ever...

Man boobs :(

pimplink u gotta hit me up on the cq one day

I wonder how many people believe this

I was very relieved to see this was a Weekly World News article :1orglaugh

Aiiiight

Ahh the world weekly news.. always with the big scoops. It's like they make this shit up. :1orglaugh

They get quoted a lot on radio stations LOL specially the guy who used a time machine to make stock picks.

How will the industry survive? :helpme

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

does it attack people with manboobs too ? :1orglaugh

I think that disease have to go.

thank God it doesn't shrink dicks

Lmao, that would be very fucked up.

I *wish*! :1orglaugh

why the titties NO!!!!!! i swear if this is the work of Osama Bin Laiden i will have revenge!

lol, I'm glad I'm a man!

No!!!! My precious titties..............! :feels-hot

That's fucked up.... Is it true???

I am not going to click the link. This shit can't be true! :Graucho

This disease was genetically engineered at the request of breast augmentation specialists!

Wonder if you could catch this from tit fucking an infected woman?

Calling Dr. now, brb...

:>

This news item may actually be good news for California plastic surgeons. :thumbsup