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BradM · 08-13-2004, 11:03 AM

Febreeze. Does it contain anything that could make a dog sick, dizzy, nautious or anything like that?

The piece of crap dog in the office here REAKS so bad it makes me sick. So I am going to febreeze it.

Giorgio_Xo · 08-13-2004, 11:04 AM

Bathe him.

Jman · 08-13-2004, 11:04 AM

ROFLMAO.... I was thinking the same thing the other day.

You are tooo funny Brad

Sly_RJ · 08-13-2004, 11:05 AM

Probably needs a good bath. Go play with him outside using a hose, he'll probably have fun.

wargames · 08-13-2004, 11:05 AM

Thats just wrong

JustinF · 08-13-2004, 11:05 AM

Its not a good idea.

My sisters dog got skunked. Febreeze did nothing but make it worse.

BradM · 08-13-2004, 11:06 AM

It's not my dog. I hate dogs. I'm not touching it. I just want the smell to go away and no one here is going to wash it.

MetaMan · 08-13-2004, 11:06 AM

yes, it also add vitamins to the dogs skin which in turn makes his fur softer.

RightHandMan · 08-13-2004, 11:07 AM

it works on my dog...but he stinks only cuz i dont feed him....he doesnt bark much anymore...and he always sleeps...hrmm....

Sly_RJ · 08-13-2004, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by BradM
It's not my dog. I hate dogs. I'm not touching it. I just want the smell to go away and no one here is going to wash it.

Dogs are the best. Be a nice boy and give him a good bath. It will be more fun than you think and you'll feel good afterwards!

JSA Matt · 08-13-2004, 11:08 AM

Whose dog is it? Throw that smelly bastard outside and tie him to a tree or something

BradM · 08-13-2004, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Dogs are the best. Be a nice boy and give him a good bath. It will be more fun than you think and you'll feel good afterwards!

I'll pass. It would be easier and far less painful for me to just kill it and dump the body somewhere.

BradM · 08-13-2004, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by JSA Matt
Whose dog is it? Throw that smelly bastard outside and tie him to a tree or something

It's the bosses dog, the family would be so upset that I mistreated its dog by putting the stinky fuck outside I'd probably get fired.

JSA Matt · 08-13-2004, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by BradM
It's the bosses dog, the family would be so upset that I mistreated its dog by putting the stinky fuck outside I'd probably get fired.

That sucks... Alex brings his dog in but he is cool as hell, doesn't smell, and usually stays locked up in his office.

pxxx · 08-13-2004, 11:17 AM

I dont really know alot about dogs, never had one.

Sassy Girl · 08-13-2004, 11:38 AM

Is Febreze safe to use around dogs and cats?
Febreze, like any cleaning product, should not be sprayed directly on a pet.

Febreeze

I honestly can't believe someone would be so ignorant as to even consider using a household cleaning agent on an animal.

BradM · 08-13-2004, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by Sassy Girl

I honestly can't believe someone would be so ignorant as to even consider using a household cleaning agent on an animal.

I can't believe people are so ignorant as to not clean their fucking dog. Get over it.

strats · 08-13-2004, 11:57 AM

crank up the o3 generator, break out the UV bulb, and bam, 10 minutes later u win

MandyBlake · 08-13-2004, 12:53 PM

I don't understand why there is a dog in the office.
Maybe it's just me, but come on...lol

unconnected · 08-13-2004, 12:58 PM

becareful with that shit..

I remember reading in the BBC that there is a couple suing Swiffer because they used the swiffer wetjet all the time and it killed either their cat or their dog, as it got on the animals feet and then the animal would like its feet to clean itself(probably a cat then)

Fred Quimby · 08-13-2004, 01:31 PM

just take him to a car wash

Sassy Girl · 08-13-2004, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
I can't believe people are so ignorant as to not clean their fucking dog. Get over it.

So you want to poison the dog with febreeze because its owners are too lazy to bathe it? That's mighty intelligent of you.

Hey, your balls smell like urine..rather than asking you to take a bath, why dont I just douse them in bleach...afterall, you should have cleaned them.

ztik · 08-13-2004, 01:56 PM

thats fucked up

wash him man

SlickCash Sarah · 08-13-2004, 01:57 PM

not a great idea.Don't do it

BradM · 08-13-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Sassy Girl
So you want to poison the dog with febreeze because its owners are too lazy to bathe it? That's mighty intelligent of you.

Hey, your balls smell like urine..rather than asking you to take a bath, why dont I just douse them in bleach...afterall, you should have cleaned them.

I do bleach my balls.
Hey, why don't you come on down and bathe it if you're so fucking adament about it?

I'll just stick to febreeze.

Manowar · 08-13-2004, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
Febreeze. Does it contain anything that could make a dog sick, dizzy, nautious or anything like that?

The piece of crap dog in the office here REAKS so bad it makes me sick. So I am going to febreeze it.

great way to treat a dog dude

erehwon · 08-14-2004, 01:38 AM

I'd bet if you looked in the Yellow Pages you could find a mobile dog groomer that would clean Rover in their van and in about an hour you would have a squeaky clean pooch in the office.

Jaden · 08-14-2004, 01:39 AM

I don't know about dogs but I do know it contains chemicals that will kill a bird....

Face (o_0) · 08-14-2004, 03:35 AM

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Originally posted by wargames
Thats just wrong

08-13-2004, 11:03 AM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Febreezing a dog Febreeze. Does it contain anything that could make a dog sick, dizzy, nautious or anything like that? The piece of crap dog in the office here REAKS so bad it makes me sick. So I am going to febreeze it.

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08-13-2004, 11:05 AM	#6
JustinF Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 286	Its not a good idea. My sisters dog got skunked. Febreeze did nothing but make it worse.

08-13-2004, 11:06 AM	#7
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	It's not my dog. I hate dogs. I'm not touching it. I just want the smell to go away and no one here is going to wash it.

08-13-2004, 11:06 AM	#8
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	yes, it also add vitamins to the dogs skin which in turn makes his fur softer.

08-13-2004, 11:07 AM	#9
RightHandMan Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,694	it works on my dog...but he stinks only cuz i dont feed him....he doesnt bark much anymore...and he always sleeps...hrmm.... __________________

08-13-2004, 11:08 AM	#11
JSA Matt So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 5,464	Whose dog is it? Throw that smelly bastard outside and tie him to a tree or something

08-13-2004, 11:17 AM	#15
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	I dont really know alot about dogs, never had one.

08-13-2004, 11:38 AM	#16
Sassy Girl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 410	Is Febreze safe to use around dogs and cats? Febreze, like any cleaning product, should not be sprayed directly on a pet. Febreeze I honestly can't believe someone would be so ignorant as to even consider using a household cleaning agent on an animal.

08-13-2004, 11:57 AM	#18
strats Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,805	crank up the o3 generator, break out the UV bulb, and bam, 10 minutes later u win

08-13-2004, 12:53 PM	#19
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08-13-2004, 12:58 PM	#20
unconnected Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,025	becareful with that shit.. I remember reading in the BBC that there is a couple suing Swiffer because they used the swiffer wetjet all the time and it killed either their cat or their dog, as it got on the animals feet and then the animal would like its feet to clean itself(probably a cat then) __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

08-13-2004, 01:31 PM	#21
Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	just take him to a car wash __________________

08-13-2004, 01:56 PM	#23
ztik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Nomad Posts: 5,196	thats fucked up wash him man

08-13-2004, 01:57 PM	#24
SlickCash Sarah Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Toronto-I would rather DIE of thirst, then drink from the cup of MEDIOCRITY! Posts: 2,055	not a great idea.Don't do it

08-14-2004, 01:38 AM	#27
erehwon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A secure undisclosed location... Posts: 3,759	I'd bet if you looked in the Yellow Pages you could find a mobile dog groomer that would clean Rover in their van and in about an hour you would have a squeaky clean pooch in the office. __________________ Money NEVER $leep$...

08-14-2004, 01:39 AM	#28
Jaden Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CO Posts: 151	I don't know about dogs but I do know it contains chemicals that will kill a bird....