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BradM 08-13-2004 11:03 AM

Febreezing a dog
 
Febreeze. Does it contain anything that could make a dog sick, dizzy, nautious or anything like that?

The piece of crap dog in the office here REAKS so bad it makes me sick. So I am going to febreeze it.

Giorgio_Xo 08-13-2004 11:04 AM

Bathe him.

Jman 08-13-2004 11:04 AM

ROFLMAO.... I was thinking the same thing the other day.

You are tooo funny Brad :1orglaugh

Sly_RJ 08-13-2004 11:05 AM

Probably needs a good bath. Go play with him outside using a hose, he'll probably have fun.

wargames 08-13-2004 11:05 AM

Thats just wrong :(

JustinF 08-13-2004 11:05 AM

Its not a good idea.

My sisters dog got skunked. Febreeze did nothing but make it worse.

BradM 08-13-2004 11:06 AM

It's not my dog. I hate dogs. I'm not touching it. I just want the smell to go away and no one here is going to wash it.

MetaMan 08-13-2004 11:06 AM

yes, it also add vitamins to the dogs skin which in turn makes his fur softer.

RightHandMan 08-13-2004 11:07 AM

it works on my dog...but he stinks only cuz i dont feed him....he doesnt bark much anymore...and he always sleeps...hrmm....

Sly_RJ 08-13-2004 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
It's not my dog. I hate dogs. I'm not touching it. I just want the smell to go away and no one here is going to wash it.
Dogs are the best. Be a nice boy and give him a good bath. It will be more fun than you think and you'll feel good afterwards!

JSA Matt 08-13-2004 11:08 AM

Whose dog is it? Throw that smelly bastard outside and tie him to a tree or something :upsidedow

BradM 08-13-2004 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Dogs are the best. Be a nice boy and give him a good bath. It will be more fun than you think and you'll feel good afterwards!
I'll pass. It would be easier and far less painful for me to just kill it and dump the body somewhere.

BradM 08-13-2004 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
Whose dog is it? Throw that smelly bastard outside and tie him to a tree or something :upsidedow
It's the bosses dog, the family would be so upset that I mistreated its dog by putting the stinky fuck outside I'd probably get fired.

JSA Matt 08-13-2004 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by BradM
It's the bosses dog, the family would be so upset that I mistreated its dog by putting the stinky fuck outside I'd probably get fired.
That sucks... Alex brings his dog in but he is cool as hell, doesn't smell, and usually stays locked up in his office.

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pxxx 08-13-2004 11:17 AM

I dont really know alot about dogs, never had one.

Sassy Girl 08-13-2004 11:38 AM

Is Febreze safe to use around dogs and cats?
Febreze, like any cleaning product, should not be sprayed directly on a pet.

Febreeze


I honestly can't believe someone would be so ignorant as to even consider using a household cleaning agent on an animal.

BradM 08-13-2004 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by Sassy Girl

I honestly can't believe someone would be so ignorant as to even consider using a household cleaning agent on an animal.

I can't believe people are so ignorant as to not clean their fucking dog. Get over it.

strats 08-13-2004 11:57 AM

crank up the o3 generator, break out the UV bulb, and bam, 10 minutes later u win

MandyBlake 08-13-2004 12:53 PM

I don't understand why there is a dog in the office.
Maybe it's just me, but come on...lol

unconnected 08-13-2004 12:58 PM

becareful with that shit..

I remember reading in the BBC that there is a couple suing Swiffer because they used the swiffer wetjet all the time and it killed either their cat or their dog, as it got on the animals feet and then the animal would like its feet to clean itself(probably a cat then)

Fred Quimby 08-13-2004 01:31 PM

just take him to a car wash
:Graucho

Sassy Girl 08-13-2004 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
I can't believe people are so ignorant as to not clean their fucking dog. Get over it.
So you want to poison the dog with febreeze because its owners are too lazy to bathe it? That's mighty intelligent of you.

Hey, your balls smell like urine..rather than asking you to take a bath, why dont I just douse them in bleach...afterall, you should have cleaned them.

ztik 08-13-2004 01:56 PM

thats fucked up

wash him man

SlickCash Sarah 08-13-2004 01:57 PM

not a great idea.Don't do it

BradM 08-13-2004 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sassy Girl
So you want to poison the dog with febreeze because its owners are too lazy to bathe it? That's mighty intelligent of you.

Hey, your balls smell like urine..rather than asking you to take a bath, why dont I just douse them in bleach...afterall, you should have cleaned them.

I do bleach my balls.
Hey, why don't you come on down and bathe it if you're so fucking adament about it?

I'll just stick to febreeze.

Manowar 08-13-2004 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Febreeze. Does it contain anything that could make a dog sick, dizzy, nautious or anything like that?

The piece of crap dog in the office here REAKS so bad it makes me sick. So I am going to febreeze it.

:1orglaugh great way to treat a dog dude

erehwon 08-14-2004 01:38 AM

I'd bet if you looked in the Yellow Pages you could find a mobile dog groomer that would clean Rover in their van and in about an hour you would have a squeaky clean pooch in the office. :thumbsup

Jaden 08-14-2004 01:39 AM

I don't know about dogs but I do know it contains chemicals that will kill a bird....

Face (o_0) 08-14-2004 03:35 AM

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Originally posted by wargames
Thats just wrong :(


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