Trick question: If the US & Canada got into a war... - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 08-13-2004, 12:10 AM

Where would all the draft-dodgers go?

bringer · 08-13-2004, 12:11 AM

mexico

xclusive · 08-13-2004, 12:12 AM

There would be no draft dodgers because the war would be over and the us would win before they would need a draft...

CDSmith · 08-13-2004, 12:14 AM

An American, a Canadian, and an Australian were sitting
in a seedy bar enjoying a few beers.
The American grabbed his beer, knocked it back in one
gulp, then he threw the glass into the air and shot it
with his handgun. As he set the handgun on the bar, he
told the Canadian and the Australian that in the great
U.S. of A, they had so much money they never drank out
of the same glass twice.
Next the Australian drank his beer, threw the glass into
the air and shot the glass with the American's gun. As he
was setting the gun back on the bar he proclaimed that in
Australia they had so much sand that glass was cheap and
he too never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the Canadian drank his beer, grabbed the gun off
the bar, and shot the American. As he was setting the gun
back on the bar, he told the Australian that in Canada we
have so many Americans you never have to drink with the
same one twice.

Love Brokers · 08-13-2004, 12:17 AM

Singapore!

Holly · 08-13-2004, 12:51 AM

So the trick part is Canada fighting a war??

cali_22 · 08-13-2004, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
So the trick part is Canada fighting a war??

flashfire · 08-13-2004, 01:01 AM

Okay our navy sucks but we dont need one because we dont piss off the whole world so nobody attacks us

EviLGuY · 08-13-2004, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
An American, a Canadian, and an Australian were sitting
in a seedy bar enjoying a few beers.
The American grabbed his beer, knocked it back in one
gulp, then he threw the glass into the air and shot it
with his handgun. As he set the handgun on the bar, he
told the Canadian and the Australian that in the great
U.S. of A, they had so much money they never drank out
of the same glass twice.
Next the Australian drank his beer, threw the glass into
the air and shot the glass with the American's gun. As he
was setting the gun back on the bar he proclaimed that in
Australia they had so much sand that glass was cheap and
he too never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the Canadian drank his beer, grabbed the gun off
the bar, and shot the American. As he was setting the gun
back on the bar, he told the Australian that in Canada we
have so many Americans you never have to drink with the
same one twice.

HAHAHA.. thats awesome.

rickholio · 08-13-2004, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
So the trick part is Canada fighting a war??

You know what's really sad?

That's more than what the US has in afghanistan currently.

goBigtime · 08-13-2004, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by flashfire
Okay our navy sucks but we dont need one because we dont piss off the whole world so nobody attacks us

Actually, your Navy is pretty high-tech.

zzgundamnzz · 08-13-2004, 01:55 AM

We would go to Mexico...

Mexico's only a 2 hour drive from here.

pxxx · 08-13-2004, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
So the trick part is Canada fighting a war??

LMAO, this pic cracks me up everytime is see it.

Manowar · 08-13-2004, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
So the trick part is Canada fighting a war??

thats one armoured dinghy

EviLGuY · 08-13-2004, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
So the trick part is Canada fighting a war??

These little boats are our secret weapon.. they motor up on you and while you are rolling on the ground laughing.. it unleashes the 50 cal. machinegun on you.

08-13-2004, 12:10 AM	#1
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08-13-2004, 12:11 AM	#2
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08-13-2004, 12:12 AM	#3
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08-13-2004, 12:14 AM	#4
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	An American, a Canadian, and an Australian were sitting in a seedy bar enjoying a few beers. The American grabbed his beer, knocked it back in one gulp, then he threw the glass into the air and shot it with his handgun. As he set the handgun on the bar, he told the Canadian and the Australian that in the great U.S. of A, they had so much money they never drank out of the same glass twice. Next the Australian drank his beer, threw the glass into the air and shot the glass with the American's gun. As he was setting the gun back on the bar he proclaimed that in Australia they had so much sand that glass was cheap and he too never drank out of the same glass twice. Next the Canadian drank his beer, grabbed the gun off the bar, and shot the American. As he was setting the gun back on the bar, he told the Australian that in Canada we have so many Americans you never have to drink with the same one twice. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-13-2004, 12:17 AM	#5
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08-13-2004, 12:51 AM	#6
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08-13-2004, 01:01 AM	#8
flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	Okay our navy sucks but we dont need one because we dont piss off the whole world so nobody attacks us

08-13-2004, 01:55 AM	#12
zzgundamnzz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,102	We would go to Mexico... Mexico's only a 2 hour drive from here. __________________