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I'm bored, I'll tell you about my birthday....
Anyhow I had my 20th birthday 2 months ago...
anyway decided to rent a hotel room and shit me and 3 friends (one is alexg). Anyway we go in the hotel, 2 pretty nice sized room, me and my other friend go in the bedroom and alexg and the other guy go in the living room. I take out my ounce of nice green shit, I start rolling some fatties, lots of weed on the bed and shit, while alexg and the other guy were watching tv, 1 tv channel didn't work and those idiot called the repair guy to fix it ( I didn't know that )....lol anyhow i dont know wtf they did that for, we invited 2 whore which should of come in about 30 min, anyway we smoked a fattie and we all were hungry, alexg and that other guy went downstair to the supermarket get some food. anyway while we were smoking, and had a shitload of weed on the bed and a few rolled fatties someone knocked, I asked who is this and I thought I heard "Police"... I was like ohhhhhhh shit, i thru some of the weed, hided the faties and the lighted fattie thru away from the window... I opened the fucking door and it's that fucking tv repair guy, we tried to get rid of his ass but he insisted to stay, was looking all over the room and shit, scared the shit out of me and my other friend....just because alexg wanted to watch some fucking soccer on TV while we had weed, whores and a shitload of cash.... ![]() ![]() ![]() anyway im really bored as you see....discuss |
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I think pics are in order.
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If I had a time machine, I would go back 5 mins ago, kidnap and put myself (from the past) into the time machine to avoid clicking on this thread.
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Hmm. Not even 21. Well 10 more months.
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..and?
seriously dude whores?
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you made this entire story up didnt you?
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i have man boobies
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i quit reading after i saw the word "friends"
i knew the its was bs from there on
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Im so impressed. You sat around in a hotel, getting sucked off by whores while smoking marijuana.
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Have to order your pussy? Can't get any yourself?
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Amazing how this guy always get a horrible negative reaction to his lame ass fake stories, but still continue to create new ones..
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dude.. could you have possibly said anyway, anyhow, and anywho, any more times during that story?
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Your stories give me great insight to your life.
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What's With All That Oracle Bashing Tonight?
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Some of you guys have serious problems. Why can't you believe a word Oracle Porn is saying?
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I guess it was a very important soccer game.
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Oracle Porn, more controversial than Howard Stern.
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Wow! that's a nice bday party for sure!
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Oracle, where in Israel are you at, I was just there.
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Damn why did I have to scroll down
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