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Old 08-12-2004, 09:28 PM   #1
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I'm bored, I'll tell you about my birthday....

Anyhow I had my 20th birthday 2 months ago...
anyway decided to rent a hotel room and shit me and 3 friends (one is alexg).
Anyway we go in the hotel, 2 pretty nice sized room, me and my other friend go in the bedroom and alexg and the other guy go in the living room.
I take out my ounce of nice green shit, I start rolling some fatties, lots of weed on the bed and shit, while alexg and the other guy were watching tv, 1 tv channel didn't work and those idiot called the repair guy to fix it ( I didn't know that )....lol

anyhow i dont know wtf they did that for, we invited 2 whore which should of come in about 30 min, anyway we smoked a fattie and we all were hungry, alexg and that other guy went downstair to the supermarket get some food.

anyway while we were smoking, and had a shitload of weed on the bed and a few rolled fatties someone knocked, I asked who is this and I thought I heard "Police"...

I was like ohhhhhhh shit, i thru some of the weed, hided the faties and the lighted fattie thru away from the window...
I opened the fucking door and it's that fucking tv repair guy, we tried to get rid of his ass but he insisted to stay, was looking all over the room and shit, scared the shit out of me and my other friend....just because alexg wanted to watch some fucking soccer on TV while we had weed, whores and a shitload of cash....

anyway im really bored as you see....discuss
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I think pics are in order.


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If I had a time machine, I would go back 5 mins ago, kidnap and put myself (from the past) into the time machine to avoid clicking on this thread.
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:32 PM   #5
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Hmm. Not even 21. Well 10 more months.
why do I need to be 21? specially in Israel?
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:35 PM   #8
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If I had a time machine, I would go back 5 mins ago, kidnap and put myself (from the past) into the time machine to avoid clicking on this thread.
ROFL! Your posts are always great.
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:37 PM   #9
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..and?

seriously dude

whores?
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:38 PM   #10
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seriously dude

whores?
yap, I didn't fuck them....just got a blowjob...
then we went to a club...
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:41 PM   #11
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you made this entire story up didnt you?
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:42 PM   #12
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you made this entire story up didnt you?
I'm pretty sure he also tried giving himself a blowjob to make it more real.
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:57 PM   #13
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nop, im not like you bro.
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:59 PM   #14
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i quit reading after i saw the word "friends"
i knew the its was bs from there on
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Im so impressed. You sat around in a hotel, getting sucked off by whores while smoking marijuana.

WOW.
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Amazing how this guy always get a horrible negative reaction to his lame ass fake stories, but still continue to create new ones..

Courage or idiocy?

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Well, he usually get tranny dicks for free.
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dude.. could you have possibly said anyway, anyhow, and anywho, any more times during that story?
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Of course he did...
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dude.. could you have possibly said anyway, anyhow, and anywho, any more times during that story?
Damn, you actually read the whole story?
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heh, not your biz, but if you've seen my pic, you would know I don't have any problems getting any pussy....
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Amazing how this guy always get a horrible negative reaction to his lame ass fake stories, but still continue to create new ones..

Courage or idiocy?

Dude I know "friends" "money" "weed" are your dreams, but that doesn't mean I'm faking it....
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You mean cock dont you?
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Dude I know "friends" "money" "weed" are your dreams, but that doesn't mean I'm faking it....
how rude
you totally crossed the line with that one
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Yeah, I think that would be a wise decision.
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Dude I know "friends" "money" "weed" are your dreams, but that doesn't mean I'm faking it....
Yeah.. I'm so fucking jealous of your weekly 20$ allowance.

You're gonna have to learn to distinguish between hallucinations and reality. Right now, you're stuck in a fucking dream world.
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Yeah.. I'm so fucking jealous of your weekly 20$ allowance.

You're gonna have to learn to distinguish between hallucinations and reality. Right now, you're stuck in a fucking dream world.
jelousy sucks doesn't it?
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I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did sweetie!
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Some of you guys have serious problems. Why can't you believe a word Oracle Porn is saying?
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I guess it was a very important soccer game.


Seriously tho.. Just out of curiosity what the heck did Oracle ever do to piss so many of you off?
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anyway, i decided to rent a hotel room and shit me and 3 friends (one is alexg).

COULD THIS STORY BE ANY MORE GAY ?
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Made my day!
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LMAO

yes it was god damnit
It was some game in the middle stages of Euro 2004

wouldn't wanna miss it for some whores
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Oracle, where in Israel are you at, I was just there.
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I am not in Israel right now, but I was in tel aviv and netanya, where were you?
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Seriously tho.. Just out of curiosity what the heck did Oracle ever do to piss so many of you off?
Didn't join the sheep crew...
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