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  • Oracle Porn
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    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #1

    I'm bored, I'll tell you about my birthday....

    Anyhow I had my 20th birthday 2 months ago...
    anyway decided to rent a hotel room and shit me and 3 friends (one is alexg).
    Anyway we go in the hotel, 2 pretty nice sized room, me and my other friend go in the bedroom and alexg and the other guy go in the living room.
    I take out my ounce of nice green shit, I start rolling some fatties, lots of weed on the bed and shit, while alexg and the other guy were watching tv, 1 tv channel didn't work and those idiot called the repair guy to fix it ( I didn't know that )....lol

    anyhow i dont know wtf they did that for, we invited 2 whore which should of come in about 30 min, anyway we smoked a fattie and we all were hungry, alexg and that other guy went downstair to the supermarket get some food.

    anyway while we were smoking, and had a shitload of weed on the bed and a few rolled fatties someone knocked, I asked who is this and I thought I heard "Police"...

    I was like ohhhhhhh shit, i thru some of the weed, hided the faties and the lighted fattie thru away from the window...
    I opened the fucking door and it's that fucking tv repair guy, we tried to get rid of his ass but he insisted to stay, was looking all over the room and shit, scared the shit out of me and my other friend....just because alexg wanted to watch some fucking soccer on TV while we had weed, whores and a shitload of cash....

    anyway im really bored as you see....discuss


  • TurboAngel
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    • Jun 2003
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    #2
    I think pics are in order.


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    • NoCarrier
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      • Mar 2002
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      #3
      If I had a time machine, I would go back 5 mins ago, kidnap and put myself (from the past) into the time machine to avoid clicking on this thread.

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      • Oracle Porn
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        • Oct 2002
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        #4
        Originally posted by TurboAngel
        I think pics are in order.


        no pics sorry


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        • fr8
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          • Mar 2003
          • 5074

          #5
          Hmm. Not even 21. Well 10 more months.
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          • Oracle Porn
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            • Oct 2002
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            #6
            Originally posted by fr8
            Hmm. Not even 21. Well 10 more months.
            why do I need to be 21? specially in Israel?


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            • TurboAngel
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              • Jun 2003
              • 30122

              #7
              Originally posted by Oracle Porn
              no pics sorry
              Awww.....stories are so much better with pics!


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              • Magg
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                • Feb 2004
                • 4467

                #8
                Originally posted by NoCarrier
                If I had a time machine, I would go back 5 mins ago, kidnap and put myself (from the past) into the time machine to avoid clicking on this thread.
                ROFL! Your posts are always great.

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                • korzon
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1524

                  #9
                  ..and?

                  seriously dude

                  whores?

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                  • Oracle Porn
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 24433

                    #10
                    Originally posted by korzon
                    ..and?

                    seriously dude

                    whores?
                    yap, I didn't fuck them....just got a blowjob...
                    then we went to a club...


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                    • p1mpdogg
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 16714

                      #11
                      you made this entire story up didnt you?
                      A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                      • NoCarrier
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                        • Mar 2002
                        • 16356

                        #12
                        Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                        you made this entire story up didnt you?
                        I'm pretty sure he also tried giving himself a blowjob to make it more real.

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                        • Oracle Porn
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                          • Oct 2002
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                          you made this entire story up didnt you?
                          nop, im not like you bro.


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                          • bringer
                            i have man boobies
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 13082

                            #14
                            i quit reading after i saw the word "friends"
                            i knew the its was bs from there on
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                            • BradM
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                              • Dec 2003
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                              #15
                              Im so impressed. You sat around in a hotel, getting sucked off by whores while smoking marijuana.

                              WOW.

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                              • InsaneMidget
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                                • May 2002
                                • 3767

                                #16
                                pretty gay

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                                • Sosa
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                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 40149

                                  #17
                                  Have to order your pussy? Can't get any yourself?

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                                  • NoCarrier
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                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 16356

                                    #18
                                    Amazing how this guy always get a horrible negative reaction to his lame ass fake stories, but still continue to create new ones..

                                    Courage or idiocy?

                                    Last edited by NoCarrier; 08-12-2004, 09:03 PM.

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                                    • NoCarrier
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                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 16356

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Sosa
                                      Have to order your pussy? Can't get any yourself?
                                      Well, he usually get tranny dicks for free.

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                                      • brizzad
                                        holla
                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 11769

                                        #20
                                        dude.. could you have possibly said anyway, anyhow, and anywho, any more times during that story?

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                                        • Headless
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                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 26727

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                          you made this entire story up didnt you?

                                          Of course he did...

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                                          • NoCarrier
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                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 16356

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by brizzad
                                            dude.. could you have possibly said anyway, anyhow, and anywho, any more times during that story?
                                            Damn, you actually read the whole story?

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                                            • Oracle Porn
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 24433

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Sosa
                                              Have to order your pussy? Can't get any yourself?
                                              heh, not your biz, but if you've seen my pic, you would know I don't have any problems getting any pussy....


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                                              • Oracle Porn
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                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 24433

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                Amazing how this guy always get a horrible negative reaction to his lame ass fake stories, but still continue to create new ones..

                                                Courage or idiocy?

                                                Dude I know "friends" "money" "weed" are your dreams, but that doesn't mean I'm faking it....


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                                                • Headless
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 26727

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                  heh, not your biz, but if you've seen my pic, you would know I don't have any problems getting any pussy....

                                                  You mean cock dont you?

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                                                  • bringer
                                                    i have man boobies
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 13082

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                    Dude I know "friends" "money" "weed" are your dreams, but that doesn't mean I'm faking it....
                                                    how rude
                                                    you totally crossed the line with that one
                                                    333-765-551

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                                                    • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                      If I had a time machine, I would go back 5 mins ago, kidnap and put myself (from the past) into the time machine to avoid clicking on this thread.
                                                      Yeah, I think that would be a wise decision.

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                                                      • NoCarrier
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                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 16356

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                        Dude I know "friends" "money" "weed" are your dreams, but that doesn't mean I'm faking it....
                                                        Yeah.. I'm so fucking jealous of your weekly 20$ allowance.

                                                        You're gonna have to learn to distinguish between hallucinations and reality. Right now, you're stuck in a fucking dream world.

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                                                        • EviLGuY
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                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                          • 12745

                                                          #29
                                                          Your stories give me great insight to your life.

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                                                          • Oracle Porn
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                                                            • Oct 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                            Yeah.. I'm so fucking jealous of your weekly 20$ allowance.

                                                            You're gonna have to learn to distinguish between hallucinations and reality. Right now, you're stuck in a fucking dream world.
                                                            jelousy sucks doesn't it?


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                                                            • Phil
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                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 7659

                                                              #31
                                                              and you had gay sex.. congrats tovarizh.
                                                              Ask Phil

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                                                              • Oracle Porn
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                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 24433

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by CAMOKAT
                                                                and you had gay sex.. congrats tovarizh.
                                                                I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did sweetie!


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                                                                • maxdaname
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                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 5193

                                                                  #33
                                                                  What's With All That Oracle Bashing Tonight?

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                                                                  • Oracle Porn
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                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 24433

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by maxdaname
                                                                    What's With All That Oracle Bashing Tonight?
                                                                    jelousy is a bitch dude.


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                                                                    • alexg
                                                                      IL4L.com
                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 11287

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Some of you guys have serious problems. Why can't you believe a word Oracle Porn is saying?

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                                                                      • pxxx
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                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                        • 12114

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I guess it was a very important soccer game.

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                                                                        • Theo
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                                                                          • May 2001
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Oracle Porn, more controversial than Howard Stern.

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                                                                          • Basic_man
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                                                                            • Oct 2003
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Wow! that's a nice bday party for sure!
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                                                                            • bjjb
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                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 13074

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by pxxx
                                                                              I guess it was a very important soccer game.


                                                                              Seriously tho.. Just out of curiosity what the heck did Oracle ever do to piss so many of you off?

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                                                                              • DarkJedi
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                anyway, i decided to rent a hotel room and shit me and 3 friends (one is alexg).

                                                                                COULD THIS STORY BE ANY MORE GAY ?

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                                                                                • chupachups
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                                                                                  • Dec 2002
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                                  If I had a time machine, I would go back 5 mins ago, kidnap and put myself (from the past) into the time machine to avoid clicking on this thread.
                                                                                  Made my day!

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                                                                                  • ldinternet
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                                                                                    • Apr 2001
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                                    COULD THIS STORY BE ANY MORE GAY ?




                                                                                    fuck


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                                                                                    • Jill_J
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                                                                                      • May 2004
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                      no pics sorry
                                                                                      sad to hear that...

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                                                                                      • alexg
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                                                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                                                        • 11287

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by pxxx
                                                                                        I guess it was a very important soccer game.
                                                                                        LMAO

                                                                                        yes it was god damnit
                                                                                        It was some game in the middle stages of Euro 2004

                                                                                        wouldn't wanna miss it for some whores

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                                                                                        • polish_aristocrat
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                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                          • 40377

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                          Im so impressed. You sat around in a hotel, getting sucked off by whores while smoking marijuana.

                                                                                          WOW.
                                                                                          That's still a better life than most ppl here have
                                                                                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                          • JustinF
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                                                                                            • Jul 2004
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Oracle, where in Israel are you at, I was just there.

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                                                                                            • DarkJedi
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                              no pics sorry
                                                                                              dont lie

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                                                                                              • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                                • 24433

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by JustinF
                                                                                                Oracle, where in Israel are you at, I was just there.
                                                                                                I am not in Israel right now, but I was in tel aviv and netanya, where were you?


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                                                                                                • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by bjjb


                                                                                                  Seriously tho.. Just out of curiosity what the heck did Oracle ever do to piss so many of you off?
                                                                                                  Didn't join the sheep crew...


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                                                                                                  • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                                    • 58202

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Damn why did I have to scroll down


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