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Old 08-12-2004, 05:18 AM   #1
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:tongue Funny surfer email i just received
Message subject: HELP

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IM FROM SRI LANKA IM A BOY BUT I NEED TO BE A LADYBOY PLEASE HELP ME MY NAME IS JERALD PLEASE HELP ME I BEG YOU WHATE I WANT TO DO



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Old 08-12-2004, 05:20 AM   #2
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LMAO i need to be a ladyboy
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:23 AM   #3
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hehe I got this the other day.


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and some of the usual
"send me some sexy pics, bye"
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:23 AM   #4
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nice guy!:-) lol
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:35 AM   #5
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Oh to be a ladyboy.. don't laugh at my email!
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:36 AM   #6
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:39 AM   #7
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:41 AM   #8
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Old 08-12-2004, 06:21 AM   #9
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Old 08-12-2004, 06:27 AM   #10
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Old 08-12-2004, 06:28 AM   #11
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i got this yesterday

Sup dude, love the site. I have some questions. Do u have any chick fights on your site? I mean real chick fights? Also do u have muscular women porn,lol? I dig shit like that. And one more thing, Do u have any more clips of animals? You know when the dude was fucking the wolf, husky looking dog? If u do let me know when u post, or hell send them in my email.

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Old 08-12-2004, 06:34 AM   #12
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Hehe, yous a ladyboy ladyboy.
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Old 08-12-2004, 06:34 AM   #13
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i got this yesterday

Sup dude, love the site. I have some questions. Do u have any chick fights on your site? I mean real chick fights? Also do u have muscular women porn,lol? I dig shit like that. And one more thing, Do u have any more clips of animals? You know when the dude was fucking the wolf, husky looking dog? If u do let me know when u post, or hell send them in my email.

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Old 08-12-2004, 08:03 AM   #14
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Old 08-12-2004, 08:05 AM   #15
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Old 08-12-2004, 08:08 AM   #16
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My all time favorite surfer mail came from a lingerie site I built about 5 years back. It was all content we purchased but it had a personal touch like the girl on the front design owned the site. This one freak of a guy sent pictures, addresses, phone numbers proposals all the time for probably 2 months. Twas a good laugh. He poured on the Don Juan trying to get a date with "Heather".
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Old 08-12-2004, 08:24 AM   #17
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I have't visa or master card how can i acces the movies free of cost.

with best regards

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How can you exploit what god intended for a man and a woman
to do behind closed doors as a symbol of their love for each other
not for public viewing so please you filthy pigs never send me dis-
cussing garbage like this again and if I was you I would have a
little more respect for what is sacred if these whores need to do
these discussing acts limit it to movies or magazines decent people
like myself do not want to open their e-mail and find shit like this
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:30 PM   #18
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How can you exploit what god intended for a man and a woman
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not for public viewing so please you filthy pigs never send me dis-
cussing garbage like this again and if I was you I would have a
little more respect for what is sacred if these whores need to do
these discussing acts limit it to movies or magazines decent people
like myself do not want to open their e-mail and find shit like this
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lol, she's probably voting for Bush
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:35 PM   #19
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Don't laugh

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Old 08-12-2004, 04:37 PM   #20
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How can I send him some money?
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:41 PM   #21
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the real question is why does he ask YOU how to become a LadyBoy?
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:45 PM   #22
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:48 PM   #23
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:49 PM   #24
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the real question is why does he ask YOU how to become a LadyBoy?
Probably because i had a "shemale" category on my site, wasn't it obvious?
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:25 PM   #25
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lol, ladyboy...I'm ladykiller would be ok, but this...
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:42 PM   #26
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Do u have any more clips of animals? You know when the dude was fucking the wolf, husky looking dog?
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:47 PM   #28
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:02 PM   #29
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Next time oracle send you one of his emails just tell him to work a little harder and he can do it himself...
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