Funny surfer email i just received
 

Message subject: HELP

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IM FROM SRI LANKA IM A BOY BUT I NEED TO BE A LADYBOY PLEASE HELP ME MY NAME IS JERALD PLEASE HELP ME I BEG YOU WHATE I WANT TO DO



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LMAO i need to be a ladyboy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hehe I got this the other day.


Subject: Big Tits
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Natural
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and some of the usual
"send me some sexy pics, bye"

nice guy!:-) lol :thumbsup

Oh to be a ladyboy.. don't laugh at my email!

I worry about my surfers sometimes :eek7

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hehe... ladyboy :thumbsup

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sell him ladyboy pills hehe

i got this yesterday

Sup dude, love the site. I have some questions. Do u have any chick fights on your site? I mean real chick fights? Also do u have muscular women porn,lol? I dig shit like that. And one more thing, Do u have any more clips of animals? You know when the dude was fucking the wolf, husky looking dog? If u do let me know when u post, or hell send them in my email.

Thanks,
Brock

Hehe, yous a ladyboy ladyboy.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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My all time favorite surfer mail came from a lingerie site I built about 5 years back. It was all content we purchased but it had a personal touch like the girl on the front design owned the site. This one freak of a guy sent pictures, addresses, phone numbers proposals all the time for probably 2 months. Twas a good laugh. He poured on the Don Juan trying to get a date with "Heather".

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I have't visa or master card how can i acces the movies free of cost.

with best regards

kundi
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or
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How can you exploit what god intended for a man and a woman
to do behind closed doors as a symbol of their love for each other
not for public viewing so please you filthy pigs never send me dis-
cussing garbage like this again and if I was you I would have a
little more respect for what is sacred if these whores need to do
these discussing acts limit it to movies or magazines decent people
like myself do not want to open their e-mail and find shit like this
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crying bitch :waaaaahh

lol, she's probably voting for Bush :Graucho

Don't laugh

The dude NEEDS to be a ladyboy :1orglaugh

How can I send him some money?

the real question is why does he ask YOU how to become a LadyBoy? :Graucho

I needed a good laugh and that did it! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Is Oracle Porn from Sri Lanka?

Probably because i had a "shemale" category on my site, wasn't it obvious? :Graucho

lol, ladyboy...I'm ladykiller would be ok, but this... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Stop laughing Brock...Opps I mean Oracle Porn :Graucho

Haha, somebody has some jokes up their sleeves.:winkwink:

Next time oracle send you one of his emails just tell him to work a little harder and he can do it himself...