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pornJester · 08-11-2004, 09:12 PM

Online Porn Industry Eradicated By Multiple Hurricanes

Monday August 16, 2004 - Multiple hurricanes hit south Florida hard this weekend. Weather systems that were predicted to veer off the Gulf coast of Florida were driven east due to an unanticipated cold front from the north west. This area hasn't seen such catastrophic damage since August of 1992, when Hurricane Andrew ripped across Dade County.

Hit hardest were north Miami and south Broward County cities. In a horrifying display of Mother Nature's fury, the Westin Diplomat hotel on Hollywood beach was pounded by massive waves from the Atlantic and leveled by powerful wind forces.

Last minute evacuations were underway but patrons of the online adult Internet trade show, Internext, that was underway at the Diplomat hotel, were reluctant to leave the area. Instead they decided to stock their rooms with alcohol and weather the storm.

So far over 300 Diplomat guests have been reported missing and believed to have been washed out to sea. Among this list are key adult industry player and in some cases whole company staffs.

In a statement released from Washington early today, Attorney General John A$hcr0ft briefly commented by saying, "Let God's will be done."

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I called Miss Cleo and she faxed this over to me.

JSA Matt · 08-11-2004, 09:18 PM

KRL · 08-11-2004, 09:20 PM

I'm wondering if that one sexy blonde cop will be there again this year.

fr8 · 08-11-2004, 09:22 PM

lol. Well im sure that will make waves in this buisness. lol

=^..^= · 08-11-2004, 09:23 PM

LMAO

we were sititng here readin gabout the storm last night and reminiscing about last year - we were in one of those "tents" by the pool having a joint when this huge stoirm came up
everyone went running - we just stayed in the tent smoking laughing our heads off

tyler86ed · 08-11-2004, 09:24 PM

I'm not going, I'll pickup the extra sales

mardigras · 08-11-2004, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by fr8
lol. Well im sure that will make waves in this buisness. lol

LOL! That is causing me surges of laughter

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pornJester · 08-11-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by RAM
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EviLGuY · 08-11-2004, 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by pornJester
Online Porn Industry Eradicated By Multiple Hurricanes

Monday August 16, 2004 - Multiple hurricanes hit south Florida hard this weekend. Weather systems that were predicted to veer off the Gulf coast of Florida were driven east due to an unanticipated cold front from the north west. This area hasn't seen such catastrophic damage since August of 1992, when Hurricane Andrew ripped across Dade County.

Hit hardest were north Miami and south Broward County cities. In a horrifying display of Mother Nature's fury, the Westin Diplomat hotel on Hollywood beach was pounded by massive waves from the Atlantic and leveled by powerful wind forces.

Last minute evacuations were underway but patrons of the online adult Internet trade show, Internext, that was underway at the Diplomat hotel, were reluctant to leave the area. Instead they decided to stock their rooms with alcohol and weather the storm.

So far over 300 Diplomat guests have been reported missing and believed to have been washed out to sea. Among this list are key adult industry player and in some cases whole company staffs.

In a statement released from Washington early today, Attorney General John A$hcr0ft briefly commented by saying, "Let God's will be done."

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I called Miss Cleo and she faxed this over to me.

My spiritual advisor said the same thing.

NoCarrier · 08-11-2004, 10:50 PM

NoCarrier · 08-11-2004, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
My spiritual advisor said the same thing.

Was the spiritual advisor another person or yourself from a dream?

08-11-2004, 09:12 PM	#1
pornJester Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 6,138	I can see the headlines now... Online Porn Industry Eradicated By Multiple Hurricanes Monday August 16, 2004 - Multiple hurricanes hit south Florida hard this weekend. Weather systems that were predicted to veer off the Gulf coast of Florida were driven east due to an unanticipated cold front from the north west. This area hasn't seen such catastrophic damage since August of 1992, when Hurricane Andrew ripped across Dade County. Hit hardest were north Miami and south Broward County cities. In a horrifying display of Mother Nature's fury, the Westin Diplomat hotel on Hollywood beach was pounded by massive waves from the Atlantic and leveled by powerful wind forces. Last minute evacuations were underway but patrons of the online adult Internet trade show, Internext, that was underway at the Diplomat hotel, were reluctant to leave the area. Instead they decided to stock their rooms with alcohol and weather the storm. So far over 300 Diplomat guests have been reported missing and believed to have been washed out to sea. Among this list are key adult industry player and in some cases whole company staffs. In a statement released from Washington early today, Attorney General John A$hcr0ft briefly commented by saying, "Let God's will be done." ------------------- I called Miss Cleo and she faxed this over to me. __________________ FreshBucks \| Webmaster Vault \| GayAW Trusted Names in Adult. ICQ 9157.3698

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