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Old 08-12-2004, 03:53 PM   #1
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480 lb woman dies after taken off couch she sat on 6 years

"STUART, Fla. -- A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years."

"Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed."

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

This is the most fucked up story I've read in a long time.
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Old 08-12-2004, 03:54 PM   #2
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i saw a few gfy threads on this same news story yesterday.
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Old 08-12-2004, 03:54 PM   #3
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This was posted yesterday, but I thought she was 600 lbs?
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Old 08-12-2004, 03:58 PM   #4
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I guess theres a lot of fatties out there
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Old 08-12-2004, 03:59 PM   #5
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I think she was 600 pounds
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:00 PM   #6
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wow, another thread on this
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:00 PM   #7
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:09 PM   #8
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She became one with the couch?

Wow... so funny and yet a little sad
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:17 PM   #9
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what the fuck are you talking about?

It's Peggie Bundy, and she doesn't weight this much
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:18 PM   #10
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Thread number 111232109432190413281209 with the same story
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:32 PM   #11
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I read that earlier here in one of Swedens biggest newspapers "Aftonbladet".

What i wondered was...
HOW FUCKIN' BAD MUST HER SOFA HAVE SMELT IF SHE NEVER GOT UP FROM IT..!!?!?!?!?
WTF??

I mean.. her skin was supposedly grown into the fabric.. WTF!!?
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:04 PM   #12
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She Became One With The Sofa!!?
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:05 PM   #13
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That is really sad. Someone should have helped her long before it got that bad.
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:06 PM   #14
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This was posted yesterday, but I thought she was 600 lbs?
You're right! Yesterday she was 600 lbs. She lost 120 lbs in 24 hours. Look out Jarred...
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You're right! Yesterday she was 600 lbs. She lost 120 lbs in 24 hours. Look out Jarred...
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:08 PM   #16
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Did she not use take a shit or piss for 6 years? I mean if that was my realtive she wouldn't get fat because I would tell her to get off her lazy ass and fix her own food and use the bathroom in the bathroom.
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Did she not use take a shit or piss for 6 years? I mean if that was my realtive she wouldn't get fat because I would tell her to get off her lazy ass and fix her own food and use the bathroom in the bathroom.
My guess is that she was drinking her own urine and eating her own feces. That's how she survived.
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That's really fucked up...
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You're right! Yesterday she was 600 lbs. She lost 120 lbs in 24 hours. Look out Jarred...
Maybe the 600 lbs included her "oneness" with the couch and 480 was her weight after she was no longer part of the sofa?

Ughhhh. That's just sick and wrong on so many levels.
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Maybe the 600 lbs included her "oneness" with the couch and 480 was her weight after she was no longer part of the sofa?

Ughhhh. That's just sick and wrong on so many levels.
I hope they sell the sofa on Ebay. I'll bid on it.
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:22 PM   #21
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:25 PM   #22
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What a bunch of bullshit...how did she go to the bathroom if her skin was grafted to the couch?
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:25 PM   #23
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I hope they sell the sofa on Ebay. I'll bid on it.
If the couch is black (NOT from the funk, either), I'm afraid I might have to outbid you.
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:27 PM   #24
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What a bunch of bullshit...how did she go to the bathroom if her skin was grafted to the couch?
Dude, she shit on herself...for YEARS. They had to blow fresh air into the place and wear special suits while they were in there trying to get her out.
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:37 PM   #25
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That is really sad. Someone should have helped her long before it got that bad.
The fat ass should have helped herself. I mean what the fuck her fat ass decideed to sit down one day and never got up, that's just fucking stupid.
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480? What did she lose weight over the past day.
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What a bunch of bullshit...how did she go to the bathroom if her skin was grafted to the couch?
The toilet was her and the couch.
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480? What did she lose weight over the past day.
600 lbs could have been an estimate, 480 could be after they weighed her.

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My guess is that she was drinking her own urine and eating her own feces. That's how she survived.
You can't survive like that for 6 years.
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You can't survive like that for 6 years.
Not if the living couch turned into a giant liver.
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Must have been the removed sofa?

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Must have been the removed sofa?

Well, I heard the sofa survived. The sofa is going back to it's family soon.
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4'10" and 480lbs? ROTFLMFAO
You have to keep in mind that the sofa was also hungry. It was like having 2 stomachs.
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This was posted yesterday, but I thought she was 600 lbs?
I guess once she shed the couch she weighed less.
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