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warlock5 08-12-2004 03:53 PM

480 lb woman dies after taken off couch she sat on 6 years
 
"STUART, Fla. -- A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years."

"Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed."

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

This is the most fucked up story I've read in a long time.

Webmistress Pookie 08-12-2004 03:54 PM

i saw a few gfy threads on this same news story yesterday.

The Other Sweetie 08-12-2004 03:54 PM

This was posted yesterday, but I thought she was 600 lbs?

warlock5 08-12-2004 03:58 PM

I guess theres a lot of fatties out there

axelcat 08-12-2004 03:59 PM

I think she was 600 pounds

n3in 08-12-2004 04:00 PM

wow, another thread on this

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 08-12-2004 04:00 PM

heh stuart is only 15mins away from me:glugglug

JustinF 08-12-2004 04:09 PM

She became one with the couch?

Wow... so funny and yet a little sad

alexg 08-12-2004 04:17 PM

what the fuck are you talking about?

It's Peggie Bundy, and she doesn't weight this much :1orglaugh

NoCarrier 08-12-2004 04:18 PM

Thread number 111232109432190413281209 with the same story

Diligent 08-12-2004 05:32 PM

I read that earlier here in one of Swedens biggest newspapers "Aftonbladet".

What i wondered was...
HOW FUCKIN' BAD MUST HER SOFA HAVE SMELT IF SHE NEVER GOT UP FROM IT..!!?!?!?!?
WTF??

I mean.. her skin was supposedly grown into the fabric.. WTF!!?

maxdaname 08-12-2004 07:04 PM

She Became One With The Sofa!!?:1orglaugh :helpme

Rankings 08-12-2004 07:05 PM

That is really sad. Someone should have helped her long before it got that bad.

MonsterMike 08-12-2004 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Other Sweetie
This was posted yesterday, but I thought she was 600 lbs?
You're right! Yesterday she was 600 lbs. She lost 120 lbs in 24 hours. Look out Jarred...

maxdaname 08-12-2004 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by M P
You're right! Yesterday she was 600 lbs. She lost 120 lbs in 24 hours. Look out Jarred...
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

GatorB 08-12-2004 07:08 PM

Did she not use take a shit or piss for 6 years? I mean if that was my realtive she wouldn't get fat because I would tell her to get off her lazy ass and fix her own food and use the bathroom in the bathroom.

NoCarrier 08-12-2004 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GatorB
Did she not use take a shit or piss for 6 years? I mean if that was my realtive she wouldn't get fat because I would tell her to get off her lazy ass and fix her own food and use the bathroom in the bathroom.
My guess is that she was drinking her own urine and eating her own feces. That's how she survived.

tranza 08-12-2004 07:13 PM

That's really fucked up... :(

The Other Sweetie 08-12-2004 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by M P
You're right! Yesterday she was 600 lbs. She lost 120 lbs in 24 hours. Look out Jarred...
Maybe the 600 lbs included her "oneness" with the couch and 480 was her weight after she was no longer part of the sofa?

Ughhhh. That's just sick and wrong on so many levels.

NoCarrier 08-12-2004 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Other Sweetie
Maybe the 600 lbs included her "oneness" with the couch and 480 was her weight after she was no longer part of the sofa?

Ughhhh. That's just sick and wrong on so many levels.

I hope they sell the sofa on Ebay. I'll bid on it.

SomeCreep 08-12-2004 07:22 PM

That story is stranger than fiction.

Spunky 08-12-2004 07:25 PM

What a bunch of bullshit...how did she go to the bathroom if her skin was grafted to the couch?

The Other Sweetie 08-12-2004 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
I hope they sell the sofa on Ebay. I'll bid on it.
If the couch is black (NOT from the funk, either), I'm afraid I might have to outbid you. :1orglaugh

The Other Sweetie 08-12-2004 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
What a bunch of bullshit...how did she go to the bathroom if her skin was grafted to the couch?
Dude, she shit on herself...for YEARS. They had to blow fresh air into the place and wear special suits while they were in there trying to get her out.

cold_ice 08-12-2004 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by input
That is really sad. Someone should have helped her long before it got that bad.
The fat ass should have helped herself. I mean what the fuck her fat ass decideed to sit down one day and never got up, that's just fucking stupid.

fr8 08-12-2004 07:38 PM

480? What did she lose weight over the past day.

NoCarrier 08-12-2004 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
What a bunch of bullshit...how did she go to the bathroom if her skin was grafted to the couch?
The toilet was her and the couch.

Dagwolf 08-12-2004 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxdaname
She Became One With The Sofa!!?:1orglaugh :helpme
The Zen of morbid obesity...

Morgan 08-12-2004 08:00 PM

They just updated that she was a successful adult webmistress... more at 11.

korzon 08-12-2004 08:01 PM

this is one awful story

:(

ZanyCash Larry 08-12-2004 08:01 PM

I just cant imagine :(

Rich 08-12-2004 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr8
480? What did she lose weight over the past day.
600 lbs could have been an estimate, 480 could be after they weighed her.

Rich 08-12-2004 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
My guess is that she was drinking her own urine and eating her own feces. That's how she survived.
You can't survive like that for 6 years.

NoCarrier 08-12-2004 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
You can't survive like that for 6 years.
Not if the living couch turned into a giant liver.

digifan 08-12-2004 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by M P
You're right! Yesterday she was 600 lbs. She lost 120 lbs in 24 hours. Look out Jarred...
Must have been the removed sofa?

:helpme

NoCarrier 08-12-2004 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan
Must have been the removed sofa?

:helpme

Well, I heard the sofa survived. The sofa is going back to it's family soon.

Easton 08-12-2004 08:59 PM

ah, the good old USA

4'10" and 480lbs? ROTFLMFAO

NoCarrier 08-12-2004 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
ah, the good old USA

4'10" and 480lbs? ROTFLMFAO

You have to keep in mind that the sofa was also hungry. It was like having 2 stomachs.

EviLGuY 08-12-2004 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Other Sweetie
This was posted yesterday, but I thought she was 600 lbs?
I guess once she shed the couch she weighed less. :1orglaugh


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