feet hurt?

[CorporalChaos]

Well since I am not making shit in the adult industry (I don't know what the fuck I am doing) and I am in need of some cash. I figured I would do the things I do best, and maybe help a few of you out. I am a certified orthotist (one step below a physician)
with many years in the buisness. I make all kinds of orthopedic devices, and am very skilled at doing so. Sorry I am being so vague about my occupation, my name, and my companys name, but if medicare was to somehow find out what I am about to propose here I would be soooo fucked. So with that said please don't try to rat me out.


I was wondering if any of you would be interested in a pair of foot orthosis, they are kind of like doctor schoals (sp?) but way better, and they are custom made for YOUR feet, not some prepackaged one size fits all shit. I sell these all the time to my customers for 500 plus the price of my office visit. (medicare or insurance pays 80 percent or less, some pay nothing for these as they are not considered a medical necesity. I am willing to make you a pair of custom made f.o.'s for the price of $75.00 u.s funds and any additional pairs for $45.00 U.S.

How this works is I will need a down payment of 10.00. The 10 dollars deposit is for the cost of the Bio-foam. When that is received I will send out a couple boxes of Bio-Foam(it's kind of similar to that green foam florists put in the bottom of potted plants) and a small form with a few simple questions that must be answered in order for the best possible outcome. When you get the boxes you would open them up and gently step into the foam as flat footed as possible,while trying not to mangle the foam as it is real soft. I will send more detailed instructions and pic's along with them, this post is getting long, so I won't get into much more detail here.

After you complete your end of the foam you would simply put the boxes and filled out form into a prepaid (by me of course) U.P.S. ground box(if ups is not acceptable let me know and we can do regular mail or other options. I would then fill the molds with plaster and modify them according to the answers on the completed form you send back. After the mold is complete I will then select the perfect materials according to your hieght, weight, and personal color or firmness preference. I would then pull the desired foams over your mold and trim it to fit in your shoe. In order to guarantee a perfect fit, so you don't need to go chopping at the f.o with a pair of scissors, I would also need a tracing of, or the present insert in your shoe(you know the bottom lining of your shoe) if you can't or don't want to pull the insert out(some people's feet stink bad and they can't stand touching the shoe) simply send the shoe along and I will take care of everything(actully my goofy intern will deal with the stinky ones )

I personally guarantee satisfaction and will offer a money back gaurantee on my products. These will last you years and I will store the molds in a safe place so that if you ever need another pair I can do them cheaper as the cost of materials would be much lower, i.e no need for new bio-foam boxes or plaster and time spent modifing your molds.

As I need to maintain my privacy I would't dream of sacrificing yours so everything must and will stay confidential, no real names just your nicks please.

I need to pay down my school loans and I don't want to sacrifice my level of living, so I figured this would be a slick way, to make some side cash and help you gfyers feel a little better.

I would also consider a trade of somesort..... maybe some knowledge of how to get started the right way in the adult buisness, or if you live in or around wisconsin, dope is always a good form of payment

If you read this all the way through, thanks I know it was long but I don't want anyone to think I am a scammer or thief. My references or samples of my work are available, but as I said I would have to black my name and companys name out.

Please consider it, let me help you while helping my self.

[grumpy]

to much to read.

[CorporalChaos]

Come on people this isn't a scam or anything.

I just need some side work and this is what I am good at.

Thanks

That's got to be the weirdest spam I've seen yet on here.

If I needed some new shoe inserts I would give you a call just for your effort.

[Spunky]

Hmmm...I seen some infomercial where you can get similar shit for 29.95...The people were all happy

[Mr Pheer]

Does this help with Plantar Fasciitis?

I couldnt put any weight on my left leg for 6 months, then when I started walking again I overdid it. Dr gave me cortizone injection into my ankle (up thru the bottom of my heel) and it was better for a little while, but lately its gotten worse as I've been increasing my activity. Dr said it will eventually get better if i take it easy, but fuck that I'm not interested in taking it easy.

[Elli]

A friend of mine paid $300 Cdn for her custom orthotics for her shoes, so this looks like a pretty good deal.

[CorporalChaos]

these are NOT the 29.99 crap you see on tv much better quality and they are custom made to YOUR feet.

I can modify the mold to help ease the pain of planter facis
there is a tendon running the long way in your arch which gets inflamed when you put pressure on it. What I would do is make a small void under when that tendon runs so that you wouldn't take pressure there.

I am very suprised your doc didn't try and get you a pair... they do help

[CorporalChaos]

Thanks Elli, these items are pretty pricy if you go to a doc for them, thst is why I thought this would be a good deal.

Is there something I could do to prove I am for real? Please let me know.

I know you people can't be sitting all the time, you have to at least walk to the shitter or the car.
By the way Christmas is coming up soon and these would make an excellent present for anyone who complains about thier foot pain, like dear old grandma, or your big boned aunt Matilda.


Thanks

[pxxx]

Pretty long to read, but good luck with it all.

[SmutGiant]

If this offer's still on for another few months I may be interested in one as a christmas gift for someone. ICQ me and we'll chat tommorow night. I have a few questions.

[CorporalChaos]

this offer will be going till whenever.... so just let me know

Thanks


I just thought this would be better than begging for cash like good old kak azan, at least I am giving a quality product for the money.

I would be willing to do a sample pair for someone so that if they like them they could reccomend me to thier friends, and let everyone here know I am not some scammer...... anyone willing to do that?

[CorporalChaos]

By "sample" I mean completely 100% free.... come on you people
don't you ever walk anywhere?

[NoCarrier]

How does it work? We have to cut our feet using a saw, send it to you by UPS, you then do the pair of foot orthosis and ship it back with our bleeding feet?

[NoCarrier]

Originally posted by CorporalChaos
By "sample" I mean completely 100% free.... come on you people
don't you ever walk anywhere?

I'm pretty sure that 90% here never walk anywhere.

[CorporalChaos]

Originally posted by NoCarrier
How does it work? We have to cut our feet using a saw, send it to you by UPS, you then do the pair of foot orthosis and ship it back with our bleeding feet?

LOL ya that is exactly how it works.....


In my rambling post above I explained how I would ship you a couple boxes of Bio-Foam, you would then step into the foam and create an imperssion of your foot. Thats all you would have to do, but if you would really like to, Im sure I could make some nice inserts of of some dismembered feet, which ever method you would prefer is cool with me