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05-21-2001, 12:10 PM
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SERIOUS IRS QUESTION
Hey Proud Tax Payers.. Have a very serious question for you.. In April I set up a payment plan with the IRS paying them $3,000 down and 4000.00 a month for the next several months to pay my taxes I owe em for the year. This was a nice set-up and they would take an automatic deduction out of my checking account every 22nd of each month till it is payed off.
Now here is the question.. When the IRS goes to do this deduction from my checking account tomorrow for the 4k, and it gets declined because the $$ in the account has been taken out to bet on the Lakers tonight what will happen? What will happen when the IRS doesnt get their $$ on the first month of this payment plan I have set up? Im hoping that they will simply think they have the wrong routing and bank numbers, and will try again in a few weeks. Or will they come and raid the boneprone family and throw me jail on this first offense? Whats gunna happen? ------------------ Webmaster/Owner www.boneprone.com icq: 66883099 |
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05-21-2001, 12:13 PM
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Im serious here by the way. What is gunna happen? I payed in april my down payment and did my taxes, just dont have the monthy payment for this first month.. Will it be similar to that as if I didnt pay a credit card for a month and just give me a fine for late fee, and pay next month and be cool?? Or is this gunna fuck me bad and am I gunna have to raid my wife's account?
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05-21-2001, 12:24 PM
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There are special E-mail services for jails, you can count on me to keep in touch, I wont let you down.
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05-21-2001, 12:28 PM
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05-21-2001, 12:32 PM
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Susan, you are missing <sup><font size="2">SM</font></sup> and <sup><font size="2">TM</font></sup> ...
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05-21-2001, 12:33 PM
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05-21-2001, 02:20 PM
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4k a mo fuck, you must owe a shitload. Atleast your a responsible american paying taxes...
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05-21-2001, 02:23 PM
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Trying to.
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05-21-2001, 03:53 PM
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I'd start looking for a good tax lawyer, if I was you
And if you owe them (the government) this much money, WTF are you doing here making 200 posts a day, I'd get of my butt and work your ass of to make some money - in a big f-in hurry |
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05-21-2001, 04:05 PM
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If the Lakers fucking win, everything will be ok.
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05-21-2001, 04:09 PM
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Its no big deal really.. I'll be moving outta here to the Netherlands as soon as the FEDS shut us down, which looks to be sooner than later. Why worry about my taxes when my country is looking to end us here in the next few months?
I hope the weather is nice in the Netherlands. |
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05-21-2001, 04:14 PM
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boneprone
You have cried "wolf" too many times LOL Please don't move to NL its such a nice country and my fav place for weekend breaks. |
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05-21-2001, 04:22 PM
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---If the Lakers fucking win, everything will be ok.---
They'll win at least I hope , I have a fat ass bet on them but if I lose I hope to offset it buy I also having a bet that RaiDeN will find 12click one day and !@#$ his ass up for all us good people  ... |
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05-21-2001, 05:11 PM
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Some advice
Dont drop the soap in the showers ... |
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05-21-2001, 05:11 PM
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Some advice
Dont drop the soap in the showers ... |
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05-21-2001, 05:37 PM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Hey BoardHog, it's really not that big of a deal. They have such a back log they won't find out until the processing is done. Which will be a few days, so you still have a few days beyond the 22nd to actually have the money in there.
If they money is not there, in a few days, and they call looking for their money, just disguise your voice and say that "boneprone is at the bank dealing with it." They usually just accept my word. Worst scenario, they'll come to your house and shoot you. If you've ever taken a bullet and lived, you know it's not that bad. Good Luck... ------------------ ...:::End Of Line:::... ------------------ * Rev. RedShoe * [email protected] * uSexFan.com * LeeannOnline.com * ICQ : 114683191 |
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05-21-2001, 06:15 PM
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Have some experience in this area thanks to my last ex's family. They will ask semi nicely where is it, (could charge you with a crime for NOT having it in the account for a illegal or non important reason---gambling IS illegal in alot of cases)
Then plan on getting the heck fined out of you this time, and next time seizure of your house, cars and even your underwear. They always eat the people that do not make the cash (that you like to act like you make) If you can't make several mil a year then you don't fit in to the Rebublican umbrella. Maybe some day we will find out the truth about you. lmbo Car Salesman or real webmaster in a big way. Consensus is you are a BS artist. I have some ideas on proving your status but you'd never go for it. lmao Costs ya! I'd be your biggest advocate then but heck what is *my* word worth. Nada`. lol Didn't see you at Reds auction either, We may not have been able to afford to bid but someone in your supposed status could have. In your particular situation.... (at least *I* don't have to worry this time, you made the bed now sleep in it) Cover your butt if you really make so much or get off the stupid betting. Obviously I would own your home if you played cards with me. lol |
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05-21-2001, 07:12 PM
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I missed one of my $3M monthly payments and the IRS slapped a lien on my yacht. It's rough having to travel between the Keys in my Lear Jet, because I have to leave my thoroughbreds behind.
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05-21-2001, 09:15 PM
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you cant be fucking serious?
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05-21-2001, 09:32 PM
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Under the bizarre notion that you might be serious, my understanding of automatic bank debits is, the IRS computer will go in looking for the money, if it's not there, it will try again the next day, and I believe also a third time on the third day, if it's not there at this point, then you will draw attention to yourself and get a friendly phone call.
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05-21-2001, 11:07 PM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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BoardHog wins by 7
Congrats ------------------ ...:::End Of Line:::... ------------------ * [email protected] * uSexFan.com * ICQ : 114683191 |
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05-22-2001, 12:27 AM
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Bone, atleast you should know exactly what IRS stands for.....
"Internal Rectal Scraping" Good Luck My Bro ------------------ Smile and Be Happy Lightning Free Hosting Girls Host |
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05-22-2001, 01:10 AM
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Well Mr. Prone, I am just wondering if you might have a gambling problem. That's a buttload of money to just be throwing away on a bet.
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05-22-2001, 06:44 AM
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Jcboy, your superhero raidon has made that silly threat before. problem is, he can only take the bus so far on what he makes in this business. Cheaters always threaten to find me. Funny, I've never seen them at any of the shows. |
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05-22-2001, 07:11 AM
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Boneprone, the weather is not nice in the netherlands...
it always rains (just like in portland) atleast when i was there, i believe it's about the same climate. |
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12-21-2003, 01:22 AM
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Too old to care
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Lensman is a hypocrite
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12-21-2003, 01:26 AM
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you need to call them and tell them you made a numerical error in your account.
then ask if you can send them a check in the mail and resume your payments the following month. the worse they can do is cancel your payment arrangement and then set up a new one so they can get another setup fee
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12-21-2003, 01:31 AM
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just tell them "the check is in the mail, don't worry about it" - then they will probably forget about the money you owe them and never bother you again.
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12-21-2003, 01:34 AM
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Old post ........
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12-21-2003, 01:35 AM
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or you can tell the IRS that you are short on money due to extra expenses this month because you were invited unexpectedly to spend the weekend at Neverland Ranch to play "rubba rubba" with Michael.
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