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Captin_America · 08-10-2004, 08:58 PM

For the next 30 minutes ask me anything about dumb canadians.

Juicy D. Links · 08-10-2004, 08:59 PM

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CDSmith · 08-10-2004, 08:59 PM

Why do Canadians like to eat moose cock so much?

Captin_America · 08-10-2004, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Why do Canadians like to eat moose cock so much?

Cause their gay? That was real brilliant.

CDSmith · 08-10-2004, 09:05 PM

What if you barbecue it? I like mine well done.

Holly · 08-10-2004, 09:11 PM

Do they know they're dumb?

Also, what role does temperature play?

CDSmith · 08-10-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Also, what role does temperature play?

You 'mericuns get your brain freeze from slurpees in the 110 degree heat.

We canadians get it by walking outside during our yearly ice age.

InsaneMidget · 08-10-2004, 09:21 PM

Why do they get laid so much?

CDSmith · 08-10-2004, 09:28 PM

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first Canadian tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and "moose cock" pops into his mind.
"OK", he says, "I'm ready".

The second Canadian says, "Is it something good to eat?"
The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it."
Second guy says, "Is it moose cock?"

fr8 · 08-10-2004, 09:29 PM

Why do they say "eh" so much?

Not being an ass just wondering.

CDSmith · 08-10-2004, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr8
Why do they say "eh" so much?

I bet Captain_Action knows the answer to that. Eh.

=^..^= · 08-10-2004, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr8
Why do they say "eh" so much?

Not being an ass just wondering.

i've often wondred that - maybe it's just a bad colloquial habit
like aboriginals always say "ya know" after each sentance
.. ya know?

CDSmith · 08-10-2004, 09:38 PM

Let's not get into ridiculing colloquialisms folks, because the US of A is RIFE with them,
everything from

"huh?"
to
"All-y'all"
to
"yuhknowwhatahmsain?"

Take the word "like" out of the language and most of America's high school and college generation would be instantly rendered mute.

Jdoughs · 08-10-2004, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
i've often wondred that - maybe it's just a bad colloquial habit
like aboriginals always say "ya know" after each sentance
.. ya know?

dont skish my mokes eh

Holly · 08-10-2004, 09:44 PM

Well this thread sure turned out to be a disappointment, eh?

Did I even do that right? Is it like Spanish where you stick the ", no?" on the end to make it a question?

Jdoughs · 08-10-2004, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
Well this thread sure turned out to be a disappointment, eh?

Did I even do that right? Is it like Spanish where you stick the ", no?" on the end to make it a question?

You are correct

And if it French Canadian the "Eh" is pronounced "Este"

=^..^= · 08-10-2004, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly

Is it like Spanish where you stick the ", no?" on the end to make it a question?

i believe it's like that - but it's certainly not the same effect
i think it's hell sexy when europeans say ",no?"

Zerof8 · 08-10-2004, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Let's not get into ridiculing colloquialisms folks, because the US of A is RIFE with them,
everything from

"huh?"
to
"All-y'all"
to
"yuhknowwhatahmsain?"

Take the word "like" out of the language and most of America's high school and college generation would be instantly rendered mute.

When i read that I was like damn!!! cause that is like some true funny ass shit.

CDSmith · 08-10-2004, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
Well this thread sure turned out to be a disappointment, eh?

Ya eh? Where did captain_assklown run off to?

Holly · 08-10-2004, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
i believe it's like that - but it's certainly not the same effect
i think it's hell sexy when europeans say ",no?"

Oh I like that, too. A lot.

Holly · 08-10-2004, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Ya eh? Where did captain_assklown run off to?

He's logged in elsewhere right now. Give him a minute and let him switch.

CDSmith · 08-10-2004, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
He's logged in elsewhere right now. Give him a minute and let him switch.

Right, his REAL nick. ha ha

kalen · 08-10-2004, 11:30 PM

Do they really call toboggans "tooks"?

AVM · 08-10-2004, 11:32 PM

God bless America, home of the Straight people.

Steen2 · 08-10-2004, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captin_America
For the next 30 minutes ask me anything about dumb canadians.

Why is/was your sig hosted in Canada?

MetaMan · 08-10-2004, 11:35 PM

why do american women come down to Canada and fuck us Canucks, then not want to go home saying American men cant please them?

do u guys not know how to use your tonuge? or how to fuck hard?

they mostly say most of the guys try to be all hard but then hit the bed and are lazy.

Holly · 08-10-2004, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
why do american women come down to Canada and fuck us Canucks, then not want to go home saying American men cant please them?

That's what you get for messing with those Alaskan women.

Steen2 · 08-10-2004, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
why do american women come down to Canada and fuck us Canucks, then not want to go home saying American men cant please them?

Down?

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first Canadian tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and "moose cock" pops into his mind. "OK", he says, "I'm ready". The second Canadian says, "Is it something good to eat?" The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it." Second guy says, "Is it moose cock?" __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Let's not get into ridiculing colloquialisms folks, because the US of A is RIFE with them, everything from "huh?" to "All-y'all" to "yuhknowwhatahmsain?" Take the word "like" out of the language and most of America's high school and college generation would be instantly rendered mute. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	Well this thread sure turned out to be a disappointment, eh? Did I even do that right? Is it like Spanish where you stick the ", no?" on the end to make it a question? __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	why do american women come down to Canada and fuck us Canucks, then not want to go home saying American men cant please them? do u guys not know how to use your tonuge? or how to fuck hard? they mostly say most of the guys try to be all hard but then hit the bed and are lazy.