For the next 30 minutes ask me anything about dumb canadians
 

For the next 30 minutes ask me anything about dumb canadians.

omggggg

Why do Canadians like to eat moose cock so much?

Cause their gay? That was real brilliant.

What if you barbecue it? I like mine well done.

Do they know they're dumb?

Also, what role does temperature play?

You 'mericuns get your brain freeze from slurpees in the 110 degree heat.

We canadians get it by walking outside during our yearly ice age.

Why do they get laid so much?

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first Canadian tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and "moose cock" pops into his mind.
"OK", he says, "I'm ready".

The second Canadian says, "Is it something good to eat?"
The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it."
Second guy says, "Is it moose cock?"

Why do they say "eh" so much?

Not being an ass just wondering.

I bet Captain_Action knows the answer to that. Eh.

i've often wondred that - maybe it's just a bad colloquial habit
like aboriginals always say "ya know" after each sentance
.. ya know? :glugglug

Let's not get into ridiculing colloquialisms folks, because the US of A is RIFE with them,
everything from

"huh?"
to
"All-y'all"
to
"yuhknowwhatahmsain?"


Take the word "like" out of the language and most of America's high school and college generation would be instantly rendered mute.

dont skish my mokes eh

Well this thread sure turned out to be a disappointment, eh?



Did I even do that right? Is it like Spanish where you stick the ", no?" on the end to make it a question?

You are correct

And if it French Canadian the "Eh" is pronounced "Este"

i believe it's like that - but it's certainly not the same effect
i think it's hell sexy when europeans say ",no?"

When i read that I was like damn!!! cause that is like some true funny ass shit.:1orglaugh

Ya eh? Where did captain_assklown run off to?

Oh I like that, too. A lot. :thumbsup

He's logged in elsewhere right now. Give him a minute and let him switch. :1orglaugh

Right, his REAL nick. ha ha

Do they really call toboggans "tooks"?

:thumbsup :thumbsup

God bless America, home of the Straight people.

Why is/was your sig hosted in Canada?

why do american women come down to Canada and fuck us Canucks, then not want to go home saying American men cant please them?

do u guys not know how to use your tonuge? or how to fuck hard?

they mostly say most of the guys try to be all hard but then hit the bed and are lazy.

That's what you get for messing with those Alaskan women.

Down?