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Jakke PNG · 08-11-2004, 09:02 AM

I thought I'd copy Fletchxxx antics and post some lyrics. Not much has changed in 20 years? I was listening to this and kinda chuckled.. it resembles thoughts about Bush by many of you so I thought I'd share. WW3 didn't come in 1984, will it now?

Dead Kennedys - We've got a bigger problem now

Last call for alcohol.
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde
from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.

I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
Born again with fascist cravings
Still, you made me president

Human rights will soon go 'way
I am now your Shah today
Now I command all of you
Now you're going to pray in school
I'll make sure they're Christian too

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Ku Klux Klan will control you
Still you think it's natural
****** knockin' for the master race
Still you wear the happy face

You closed your eyes, can't happen here
Alexander Haig is near
Vietnam won't come back you say
Join the army or you will pay

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Yeah, that's it. Just relax.
Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG.
Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV.
Lock your doors. Close your mind.
It's time for the two-minute warning.

Welcome to 1984
Are you ready for the third world war?!?
You too will meet the secret police
They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece

You'll go quitely to boot camp
They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding global corporations' claws

Die on our brand new poison gas
El Salvador or Afghanistan
Making money for President Reagan
And all the friends of President Reagan

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

candyflip · 08-11-2004, 09:04 AM

Here's another for your collection:

He's not smart, a C student
And that's after buying his way into school
Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic
Can he read? No one's really quite sure
He signs stuff and he executes people
Maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends
Cocaine and a little drunk driving
Doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief.

Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole

Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track,
I'm putting a week back on the shelf,
Suddenly I'm the President, of the United States,
But then I woke up, and realized I'm still me.

He's too dumb, to eat pretzels, apparently smart enough to fix an election.
Moved boldly into the White House,
but most people voted against him.
He likes naps, He really likes naptime, A couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed,
He may be from Bush descent, but he's always gonna be the unpresident.

Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole

He's our president!

Idiot Son of an Asshole by NOFX

mardigras · 08-11-2004, 10:06 AM

Dead Kennedys used to be one of my favorite bands. Holiday in Cambodia and Too Drunk to Fuck were club anthems

montel · 08-11-2004, 11:49 AM

hahhaahahhha...cant stop laughing. very funny. thanxs

08-11-2004, 09:02 AM	#1
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Political song (lyrics) I thought I'd copy Fletchxxx antics and post some lyrics. Not much has changed in 20 years? I was listening to this and kinda chuckled.. it resembles thoughts about Bush by many of you so I thought I'd share. WW3 didn't come in 1984, will it now? Dead Kennedys - We've got a bigger problem now Last call for alcohol. Last call for your freedom of speech. Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law. Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver. It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid, and a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom. Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you. I am Emperor Ronald Reagan Born again with fascist cravings Still, you made me president Human rights will soon go 'way I am now your Shah today Now I command all of you Now you're going to pray in school I'll make sure they're Christian too California Uber alles Uber alles California Ku Klux Klan will control you Still you think it's natural ****** knockin' for the master race Still you wear the happy face You closed your eyes, can't happen here Alexander Haig is near Vietnam won't come back you say Join the army or you will pay California Uber alles Uber alles California Yeah, that's it. Just relax. Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG. Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV. Lock your doors. Close your mind. It's time for the two-minute warning. Welcome to 1984 Are you ready for the third world war?!? You too will meet the secret police They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece You'll go quitely to boot camp They'll shoot you dead, make you a man Don't you worry, it's for a cause Feeding global corporations' claws Die on our brand new poison gas El Salvador or Afghanistan Making money for President Reagan And all the friends of President Reagan California Uber alles Uber alles California __________________ ..and I'm off. Last edited by Jakke PNG; 08-11-2004 at 09:03 AM..

08-11-2004, 09:04 AM	#2
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	Here's another for your collection: He's not smart, a C student And that's after buying his way into school Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic Can he read? No one's really quite sure He signs stuff and he executes people Maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends Cocaine and a little drunk driving Doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief. Idiot son of an asshole He's the idiot son of an asshole Idiot son of an asshole He's the idiot son of an asshole Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track, I'm putting a week back on the shelf, Suddenly I'm the President, of the United States, But then I woke up, and realized I'm still me. He's too dumb, to eat pretzels, apparently smart enough to fix an election. Moved boldly into the White House, but most people voted against him. He likes naps, He really likes naptime, A couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed, He may be from Bush descent, but he's always gonna be the unpresident. Idiot son of an asshole He's the idiot son of an asshole Idiot son of an asshole He's the idiot son of an asshole Idiot son of an asshole He's the idiot son of an asshole He's our president! Idiot Son of an Asshole by NOFX __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

08-11-2004, 10:06 AM	#3
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	Dead Kennedys used to be one of my favorite bands. Holiday in Cambodia and Too Drunk to Fuck were club anthems __________________ .

08-11-2004, 11:49 AM	#4
montel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig! Posts: 2,606	hahhaahahhha...cant stop laughing. very funny. thanxs __________________ Barefootsies