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  • Jakke PNG
    ex-TeenGodFather
    • Nov 2001
    • 20306

    #1

    Political song (lyrics)

    I thought I'd copy Fletchxxx antics and post some lyrics. Not much has changed in 20 years? I was listening to this and kinda chuckled.. it resembles thoughts about Bush by many of you so I thought I'd share. WW3 didn't come in 1984, will it now?


    Dead Kennedys - We've got a bigger problem now

    Last call for alcohol.
    Last call for your freedom of speech.
    Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
    Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
    It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
    and a jigger of formaldehyde
    from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
    Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.

    I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
    Born again with fascist cravings
    Still, you made me president

    Human rights will soon go 'way
    I am now your Shah today
    Now I command all of you
    Now you're going to pray in school
    I'll make sure they're Christian too

    California Uber alles
    Uber alles California

    Ku Klux Klan will control you
    Still you think it's natural
    nigger knockin' for the master race
    Still you wear the happy face

    You closed your eyes, can't happen here
    Alexander Haig is near
    Vietnam won't come back you say
    Join the army or you will pay

    California Uber alles
    Uber alles California

    Yeah, that's it. Just relax.
    Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG.
    Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV.
    Lock your doors. Close your mind.
    It's time for the two-minute warning.

    Welcome to 1984
    Are you ready for the third world war?!?
    You too will meet the secret police
    They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece

    You'll go quitely to boot camp
    They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
    Don't you worry, it's for a cause
    Feeding global corporations' claws

    Die on our brand new poison gas
    El Salvador or Afghanistan
    Making money for President Reagan
    And all the friends of President Reagan

    California Uber alles
    Uber alles California
    Last edited by Jakke PNG; 08-11-2004, 08:03 AM.
    ..and I'm off.
  • candyflip
    Carpe Visio
    • Jul 2002
    • 43069

    #2
    Here's another for your collection:

    He's not smart, a C student
    And that's after buying his way into school
    Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic
    Can he read? No one's really quite sure
    He signs stuff and he executes people
    Maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends
    Cocaine and a little drunk driving
    Doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief.

    Idiot son of an asshole
    He's the idiot son of an asshole
    Idiot son of an asshole
    He's the idiot son of an asshole

    Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track,
    I'm putting a week back on the shelf,
    Suddenly I'm the President, of the United States,
    But then I woke up, and realized I'm still me.

    He's too dumb, to eat pretzels, apparently smart enough to fix an election.
    Moved boldly into the White House,
    but most people voted against him.
    He likes naps, He really likes naptime, A couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed,
    He may be from Bush descent, but he's always gonna be the unpresident.

    Idiot son of an asshole
    He's the idiot son of an asshole
    Idiot son of an asshole
    He's the idiot son of an asshole
    Idiot son of an asshole
    He's the idiot son of an asshole

    He's our president!

    Idiot Son of an Asshole by NOFX

    Spend you some brain.
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    • mardigras
      Bon temps!
      • Feb 2003
      • 14194

      #3
      Dead Kennedys used to be one of my favorite bands. Holiday in Cambodia and Too Drunk to Fuck were club anthems
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      • montel
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 2606

        #4
        hahhaahahhha...cant stop laughing. very funny. thanxs
        Barefootsies

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