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Old 08-06-2004, 02:11 PM   #1
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Want to use a friend for sex - any ideas?

I have this friend who is a total goddess. I'm not kidding when I say she's probably one of the hottest women to ever walk the earth.

Now, whenever I go out with her, it's as if I've suddenly become Brad Pitt or something. Tons of women flirt with me, smile at me, etc. It's like this girl is some sort of aphrodisiac for women. For example, last time I had dinner at a restaurant with her, when she went to the bathroom, the waitress gave me her phone number.

Being a young, single man, I ofcourse want to milk this phenomenon for all it's worth. But, I'm pretty sure if she knew, she wouldn't cooperate.
So does anyone have any ideas on the best - subtle - way to go about this, like places to take her and such? Usually when we go out, we just go for dinner and a movie - pretty much the worst places to meet women, and she isn't really into bars and clubs, so I need alternatives.
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:13 PM   #2
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I want that every 2nd day. So I'm very curious about the answers...
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:14 PM   #3
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I have a tip for you: take the phone numbers you're given by hot girls. then use them to call them
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:15 PM   #4
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Yeah, that's an interesting phenomenon.
You got out with a hot chick and suddenly all girls think you're hot :D
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:18 PM   #5
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First of all, sounds like you got a good deal. Then, the next thought is, why not get especially friendly with this friend of yours? Sounds like she might be exactly what you want.
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:20 PM   #6
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First of all, sounds like you got a good deal. Then, the next thought is, why not get especially friendly with this friend of yours? Sounds like she might be exactly what you want.
Thats what I'm saying too,.
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:21 PM   #7
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First of all, sounds like you got a good deal. Then, the next thought is, why not get especially friendly with this friend of yours? Sounds like she might be exactly what you want.
She is exactly what I want. One problem though, she's way out of my league. An illustration for clarity:

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Old 08-06-2004, 02:25 PM   #8
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:26 PM   #9
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I dunno, I'd leave "leagues" to the emotionally shallow. If she is what you want, find a way to get it. Don't make your self image stop you in your tracks. If you try and fail, you won't feel nearly as bad if you never tried.
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:26 PM   #10
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:26 PM   #11
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she isnt out of my league, phone number please?
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:29 PM   #12
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Enjoy the situation while it last.Nothing is forever. Just keep it quite.collect as many tel # u can.
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:31 PM   #13
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:33 PM   #14
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:36 PM   #15
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Actually, your playing it all wrong.

Go out to dinner or wherever, and when those girls come to talk once shes left, make SURE they know she is a good friend of yours.

Then, MAKE SURE they sit there and talk until she comes back. You see, they are interested because they think you have something hot girls want, and now the hot girl will become more interested because your getting attention in public. Talk with her for about a minute, make sure you say something about the number and leave it at that.

THEN PUT ALL OF YOUR ATTENTION BACK ON THE HOT FRIEND.
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:38 PM   #16
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A word of advice: don't fuck your friend, not matter how hot she is. Why kill the golden goose when you can have all the golden eggs?

The only other advice I can offer is to go out with your friend as often as possible!

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Old 08-06-2004, 02:56 PM   #17
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Step your game up Player-
There are no leagues in love

I was always the one that hit on the hottest chick at the club-
WHY?

Because no one else has the balls to.
All my friends who don't understand why I get the hot chicks all like to "hate"
But they don't understand the law of averages-

CONFIDENCE goes a long way guys....
Don't be COCKY...but if you are confident- all the chicks will be throwing themsleves at you.

Of course having a big dick helps that confidence
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:07 PM   #18
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:23 PM   #19
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I have this friend who is a total goddess. I'm not kidding when I say she's probably one of the hottest women to ever walk the earth.

Now, whenever I go out with her, it's as if I've suddenly become Brad Pitt or something. Tons of women flirt with me, smile at me, etc. It's like this girl is some sort of aphrodisiac for women. For example, last time I had dinner at a restaurant with her, when she went to the bathroom, the waitress gave me her phone number.

Being a young, single man, I ofcourse want to milk this phenomenon for all it's worth. But, I'm pretty sure if she knew, she wouldn't cooperate.
So does anyone have any ideas on the best - subtle - way to go about this, like places to take her and such? Usually when we go out, we just go for dinner and a movie - pretty much the worst places to meet women, and she isn't really into bars and clubs, so I need alternatives.
Just tell her you want to eat her out and u want nothing in return..She cant say no...if she does maybe you need to re-look at changing your looks around to make ya sexier in her eyes...
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:26 PM   #20
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Step your game up Player-
There are no leagues in love

I was always the one that hit on the hottest chick at the club-
WHY?

Because no one else has the balls to.
All my friends who don't understand why I get the hot chicks all like to "hate"
But they don't understand the law of averages-

CONFIDENCE goes a long way guys....
Don't be COCKY...but if you are confident- all the chicks will be throwing themsleves at you.

Of course having a big dick helps that confidence
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:27 PM   #21
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That whole league shit is bs.. first of all. I have met very few girls that really understand how hot they are and second.. if she is willing to spend time with you and your not a homo, there must be some kind of interest there on her part... or she is using you for $$$.
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:29 PM   #22
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Yeah, that's an interesting phenomenon.
You got out with a hot chick and suddenly all girls think you're hot :D

Its called social proof. If girls think u are hot and heavy with this goddess, then they are curious bout u since u were able to land a 10
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:36 PM   #23
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:38 PM   #24
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I want to know what she looks like
Big, blue eyes. Perfect skin. Perfect teeth. Full, dark blonde hair. Big, natural boobs that seem to defy gravity. Very slim waist. Hips that are exactly the right size. Firm but round ass. Long, slender legs.

You know how most people look pretty bad when they wake up after a night of drinking? She doesn't. She still looks perfect. Same when she comes out of the shower with no make up on - she still looks perfect.

This girl actually got asked for mainstream modeling and tried it for a bit - then decided to quit doing it simply because it didn't interest her.

This girl is perfection made flesh. She's so perfect it's almost scary.
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:38 PM   #25
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Its called social proof. If girls think u are hot and heavy with this goddess, then they are curious bout u since u were able to land a 10
Exactly, like how a wedding ring shows you are "pre-screened".

This 'social proof works even better the uglier you are
because it makes the other women thing you are VERY rich
or have a VERY big dick, since it's not your looks that got you the 10

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I'm not saying you're ugly... But this happens to my friend too.

My guy friend (who isn't attractive by any means) has a smoking hot blonde as a friend, and he's basically a chick magnet everywhere he goes.

The girls obviously think he has money.
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Big, blue eyes. Perfect skin. Perfect teeth. Full, dark blonde hair. Big, natural boobs that seem to defy gravity. Very slim waist. Hips that are exactly the right size. Firm but round ass. Long, slender legs.

You know how most people look pretty bad when they wake up after a night of drinking? She doesn't. She still looks perfect. Same when she comes out of the shower with no make up on - she still looks perfect.

This girl actually got asked for mainstream modeling and tried it for a bit - then decided to quit doing it simply because it didn't interest her.

This girl is perfection made flesh. She's so perfect it's almost scary.
One word: Pics!
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:41 PM   #28
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she isnt out of my league, phone number please?
This is the correct answer.


punkworld sounds like a loser.
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:48 PM   #29
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That whole league shit is bs.. first of all. I have met very few girls that really understand how hot they are and second.. if she is willing to spend time with you and your not a homo, there must be some kind of interest there on her part... or she is using you for $$$.
There is interest on her part - she sees me as a good friend. Ironically, she's not only extremely beautiful, she's also extremely intelligent, and we can talk for hours about literature, philosophy, politics, etc.
There's no *romantic* interest though. We've slept in the same bed several times without anything happening, she doesn't mind me seeing her semi-nude and she insists on paying half the times we go out. Those are like the 3 main signs of friendship-with-no-chance-of-more.
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There is interest on her part - she sees me as a good friend. Ironically, she's not only extremely beautiful, she's also extremely intelligent, and we can talk for hours about literature, philosophy, politics, etc.
There's no *romantic* interest though. We've slept in the same bed several times without anything happening, she doesn't mind me seeing her semi-nude and she insists on paying half the times we go out. Those are like the 3 main signs of friendship-with-no-chance-of-more.
You are a very lucky guy.
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i'm pretty sure you will never hit it, mark my words.. you just on a friends ladder in her head, nothing you can do..
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i'm pretty sure you will never hit it, mark my words.. you just on a friends ladder in her head, nothing you can do..

Ehm... yeah. I know that. I've said it a few times already in this thread.
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Just flirt arround . Get some ways to get rid of her for couple mins
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Old 08-06-2004, 05:19 PM   #34
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Just flirt arround . Get some ways to get rid of her for couple mins
Well, that's kinda what I'm planning on. Just need some ideas on good places for that and ways to get rid of her for a couple of minutes
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Actually, your playing it all wrong.

Go out to dinner or wherever, and when those girls come to talk once shes left, make SURE they know she is a good friend of yours.

Then, MAKE SURE they sit there and talk until she comes back. You see, they are interested because they think you have something hot girls want, and now the hot girl will become more interested because your getting attention in public. Talk with her for about a minute, make sure you say something about the number and leave it at that.

THEN PUT ALL OF YOUR ATTENTION BACK ON THE HOT FRIEND.
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any pics of your hot friend? she sounds pretty awesome...
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any pics of your hot friend? she sounds pretty awesome...
Don't think I have any pics of her on my laptop, and besides that I'm pretty sure she wouldn't like her pics to be posted on an adult-related board.

She indeed is pretty awesome though... it's kinda funny when she talks with guys, most immediately start to stutter, turn red, etc.
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