Neighbors: Ever Have A Neighbor You Wanted To Beat Up?

[Greg B]

Every once in a while ya run into someone in your neighborhood whom you want to beat the heck out of.

Ever have that problem?

I remember a guy who was a crackhead who drove everyone crazy by stomping on roofs. The cops hated him, his family hated him, even the fire department hated him.

Then one night he was stomping on the roof while I was in my studio. I ignored it and then suddenly I saw a flash of white go past my window. Then I heard 'crash! bash! thump!' and people were running around in the street 5 stories below.

I didn't pay any attention as I thought the asshole had thrown more garbage off the roof.

Nope. His dumbass kicked a railing and it gave way and he went down with it. He was fucked up but lived! He hit fire escapes on the way down and the railing and wires tangled him up. Then like a year later he comes waltzin' down Broadway all humbled and normal! He had spent so much time in physical rehab he couldn't get any crack so he got cleaned out. He was like night and day.

[cosis]

yup the bitch who use to live above me in my last apartment, nothing like hearing your neighbors fucking when your trying to sleep

[cool1]

Yep the crack heads and crack whores who live across the street.
They keep waking me up in the middle of the nite.

[Firehorse]

I have had many unreasonable neighbours in my time. Mostly under the influence of something they could not handle. I slapped a few of my Mother and brother's neighbours a few years ago because they were terrorising my family. The punks moved out after that.

[Vitasoy]

Theres a few here I wouldn't mind opening a can of woop ass ;)

[Doctor Dre]

Good for him ... sometimes you need hard problem in your life to get you out of the normal track .

[fr8]

Thats a daily thing. Have a buddy that always seems to be getting into fights infact im starting to think he looks for them.

[Goatse]

We had Middle Eastern bitch who moved in next door and opened day care center. I heard babies and young kids cry all day for over a year. I eventually had to move away because I was having homicidal thoughts.

[pxxx]

My neighbors are the type that is the cops best friend.

[Honeyslut]

Yeah,

This bitch

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hlight=my+colt

[Peaches]

I can't even see my neighbors and the closest one only lives here part time

I've never had a problem with neighbors though. About 18 years ago when I lived in a duplex one chick thought we had assigned parking spots and I was in her spot and confronted me about it. No biggy - I parked in the next one (there were only two, hehehe). It meant more to her than it did to me.

[Rankings]

2 of them at the moment.

[NoCarrier]

Not the neighbors, but their stupid dog that keeps barking for nothing all the time..

[EviLGuY]

Drugs can real.ly fuck up otherwise nice people. One of my best friends from high school was a total worthless fucking cocaine addict the last time I saw him.

It's sad really.

[MrJackMeHoff]

Jesus christ where do you people live? Everyone around me is either really cool or real quiet. Course ya know some day anyone can snap. hehe

[baddog]

fought with neighbors in both places I have owned . . . current home I fought the neighbor and two of his sons at the same time, while my wife got her butt kicked by his daughter . . . . was an exciting St Patrick's Day evening

[zzgundamnzz]

Yeah, the my old neighbor across the street. The lady was retired and had nothing to do but to try to police the neighborhood.

Every little thing she would call the fuckin city or cops on anybody or anything.

- I had expired tags. Bitch calls the cops and cops give me a ticket on my old car which was in the garage the whole time... except when I wash it.

- She got the roofers to stop work on our house cause they were too loud. Bitch made up some bullshit about the houses belonging to an association. Rained two days later and the house was fucked up cause the roofers couldn't finish.

- 100s of other things...

[Herb Kornfield]

Funny turn of events here this weekend that fits this thread perfectly.

Kid next door to me has pelted most of the cars around me with golf balls from time to time over the last 3 years. Many neighbors have complained to his parents that dont give a flying fuck.

This weekend the kid turned 16. Bought his first car and parked it outback in his driveway.

The neighbors that have been pelted in the past have so far tossed quite a few rocks, golf balls and looks like a softball at it and its only 2 days later, lol.....

Little fucker gettin his

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Funny turn of events here this weekend that fits this thread perfectly.

Kid next door to me has pelted most of the cars around me with golf balls from time to time over the last 3 years. Many neighbors have complained to his parents that dont give a flying fuck.

This weekend the kid turned 16. Bought his first car and parked it outback in his driveway.

The neighbors that have been pelted in the past have so far tossed quite a few rocks, golf balls and looks like a softball at it and its only 2 days later, lol.....

Little fucker gettin his

I would go with a baseball bat at night, take a run and break the windows

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Funny turn of events here this weekend that fits this thread perfectly.

Kid next door to me has pelted most of the cars around me with golf balls from time to time over the last 3 years. Many neighbors have complained to his parents that dont give a flying fuck.

This weekend the kid turned 16. Bought his first car and parked it outback in his driveway.

The neighbors that have been pelted in the past have so far tossed quite a few rocks, golf balls and looks like a softball at it and its only 2 days later, lol.....

Little fucker gettin his

They are starting to market my subdivision as a community with out school aged kids. I could not be happier