Greg B

Every once in a while ya run into someone in your neighborhood whom you want to beat the heck out of.

Ever have that problem?

I remember a guy who was a crackhead who drove everyone crazy by stomping on roofs. The cops hated him, his family hated him, even the fire department hated him.

Then one night he was stomping on the roof while I was in my studio. I ignored it and then suddenly I saw a flash of white go past my window. Then I heard 'crash! bash! thump!' and people were running around in the street 5 stories below.

I didn't pay any attention as I thought the asshole had thrown more garbage off the roof.

Nope. His dumbass kicked a railing and it gave way and he went down with it. He was fucked up but lived! He hit fire escapes on the way down and the railing and wires tangled him up. Then like a year later he comes waltzin' down Broadway all humbled and normal! He had spent so much time in physical rehab he couldn't get any crack so he got cleaned out. He was like night and day.