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Warphead · 05-13-2001, 08:40 PM

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05-13-2001, 08:40 PM	#1
Warphead Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kiss my yankee dick. Posts: 994	Feedback I got from one of my sites, must read! Dear Mr. Warphead, I have never written a letter to a Web Master before but I feel that I must enlighten you to the dangers of your ring of sites. It all started about two days ago as I was searching the world wide web looking for information on how to make a beautiful summer garden. I typed in the key words "Bush Trimming" and found myself in a world of picture galleries and sites that I, as a moral young man, was not used to going into. Needless to say after countless hours of intense studies of your sites I found myself to be somewhat overcome by all the glistening pink images that swept past me. It was then that I lost control and began to masterbate at such a frantic pace that I set my own pubic hair on fire and had no choice or other options but to douse the flame with my own saliva, which needless to say was worthy of a Survivor immunity challenge. Now as I sit in my chair with 3rd degree chaffing I have had time to reflect on the cause of my injuries. Do I blame you? No sir I do not, for I take my own actions as just that my own. But I do beg of you to please post a warning on the front of your page to prevent others from going through such agony as I myself have sustained. Thank you for your time and I hope you take my idea into serious consideration. P.S. A few she-male felching galleries would help me to pass the time until I am a complete man again. The-Crooked-Man

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05-13-2001, 11:16 PM	#4
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05-14-2001, 06:02 AM	#5
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