Warphead

Dear Mr. Warphead,

I have never written a letter to a Web Master before but I feel that I must enlighten you to the dangers of your ring of sites. It all started about two days ago as I was searching the world wide web looking for information on how to make a beautiful summer garden. I typed in the key words "Bush Trimming" and found myself in a world of picture galleries and sites that I, as a moral young man, was not used to going into.

Needless to say after countless hours of intense studies of your sites I found myself to be somewhat overcome by all the
glistening pink images that swept past me. It was then that I lost control and began to masterbate at such a frantic pace that I set my own pubic hair on fire and had no choice or other options but to douse the flame with my own saliva, which needless to say was worthy of a Survivor immunity challenge.

Now as I sit in my chair with 3rd degree
chaffing I have had time to reflect on the cause of my injuries. Do I blame you? No sir I do not, for I take my own actions as just that my own. But I do beg of you to please post a warning on the front of your
page to prevent others from going through such agony as I myself have sustained. Thank you for your time and I hope you take my idea into serious consideration.

P.S. A few she-male felching galleries would help me to pass the time until I am a complete man again.

The-Crooked-Man