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strats · 08-04-2004, 10:58 AM

You see that fucking show? some womans son just got fucking killed by a driveby.. and shes ballin her eyes out getting in the ambulance, and the fucking dumb fag ass punk bitch cop pulls her out and is like, "I need to talk to you, relax." with her fucking son DYING IN THE FUCKNIG AMBULANCE they wont even fucking let the god damn bitch be with her god damn son.. FUCK YOU

A fucking driveby,.. its done with and they are drilling her with fucking questions about a FUCKING DRIVEBY that nobody saw while they her son is dying in an ambulance on the way to the hospotol. FUUUUKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUU

Marcus Aurelius · 08-04-2004, 11:02 AM

I like where they are dragging a drunk guy away, pepper spraying him and beating him with billy clubs, and some snotnose kid is crying in the back and the one cop has to go over and kneel down for the "fatherly voice talk" now son...were gonna take daddy away and let him sleep it off...daddy did a no no, you dont swing at a cop, its bad for daddy...its gonna be alright, you know if those cameras werent there that cop would be like...

SHUT THAT FUCKING KID UP OR I'LL SHOOT HIM AND PUT A KNIFE IN HIS HAND!!

bignasty · 08-04-2004, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by strats
You see that fucking show? some womans son just got fucking killed by a driveby.. and shes ballin her eyes out getting in the ambulance, and the fucking dumb fag ass punk bitch cop pulls her out and is like, "I need to talk to you, relax." with her fucking son DYING IN THE FUCKNIG AMBULANCE they wont even fucking let the god damn bitch be with her god damn son.. FUCK YOU

A fucking driveby,.. its done with and they are drilling her with fucking questions about a FUCKING DRIVEBY that nobody saw while they her son is dying in an ambulance on the way to the hospotol. FUUUUKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUU

Well I would imagine the paramedics in the ambulance would have a hard time trying to help her son with her in there balling all over him.

Basic_man · 08-04-2004, 11:17 AM

Chill man, chill !

axelcat · 08-04-2004, 11:18 AM

They are here to protect us

stevecore · 08-04-2004, 11:19 AM

there was a great one this weekend where a stolen car driver bailed out over a highway wall, the cop went over too and fell so hard knocked himself out. so the camera man just sat and watched while the theif got up, climbed a fence and hobbled away.

i had to rewind it and watch it a couple times it was too fucking funny.

emthree · 08-04-2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by axelcat
They are here to protect us

Most of those guys have some serious built up anger.

I remember getting slammed into the wall once, I was standing on the street corner with my hands in my pockets. I guess they thought me and my buddy were dealing.

beergood · 08-04-2004, 11:40 AM

well at least you're seeing what all other cops do on a daily basis.

FUCK THE POLICE. I feel safer with them not around than with them around.

12clicks · 08-04-2004, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by strats
You see that fucking show? some womans son just got fucking killed by a driveby.. and shes ballin her eyes out getting in the ambulance, and the fucking dumb fag ass punk bitch cop pulls her out and is like, "I need to talk to you, relax." with her fucking son DYING IN THE FUCKNIG AMBULANCE they wont even fucking let the god damn bitch be with her god damn son.. FUCK YOU

A fucking driveby,.. its done with and they are drilling her with fucking questions about a FUCKING DRIVEBY that nobody saw while they her son is dying in an ambulance on the way to the hospotol. FUUUUKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUU

ahahahahaha, hits a little too close to home, eh squirrely?

robfantasy · 08-04-2004, 11:47 AM

cops are the way they are because they deal with scum all day and see how it really is out there on a daily basis.

another way to see all aspects of society is to work at an emergency room

TDF · 08-04-2004, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by stevecore
there was a great one this weekend where a stolen car driver bailed out over a highway wall, the cop went over too and fell so hard knocked himself out. so the camera man just sat and watched while the theif got up, climbed a fence and hobbled away.

i had to rewind it and watch it a couple times it was too fucking funny.

omg..you have that episode on tape? god that was funny

the 2 black guys in the back of the squad car had me rollin

Peaches · 08-04-2004, 11:50 AM

I have a mad crush on a particular New Orleans policeman!

stevecore · 08-04-2004, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
omg..you have that episode on tape? god that was funny

the 2 black guys in the back of the squad car had me rollin

yeah ODB is one funny bastard!

nah man, i'm sure they will play it again. i'll try and record it on my gigapocket.

Face (o_0) · 08-04-2004, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
cops are the way they are because they deal with scum all day and see how it really is out there on a daily basis.

another way to see all aspects of society is to work at an emergency room

read ^

Doctor Dre · 08-04-2004, 12:41 PM

I cannot watch more then 5-6 mins of that show . I get bored VERY easily ...

They abuse of black poeple too fucking much

asuna · 08-04-2004, 12:44 PM

I hate watching cops now, there used to be a montreal version of Cops, i forgot when it plays tho

Firehorse · 08-04-2004, 12:47 PM

The cops here are pretty laid back and very polite in general. There are a few that are the exact opposite though, but generally they do their job and don't cause too much shit for people.

xclusive · 08-04-2004, 12:48 PM

Cops is a great show it's usually on when nothing else good is on and that's good enough for me...

dirtysouth · 08-04-2004, 01:00 PM

I was out getting shitfaced with a couple cops this past weekend. Those motherfuckers can put down some booze.

PornKingsJoe · 08-04-2004, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
cops are the way they are because they deal with scum all day and see how it really is out there on a daily basis.

another way to see all aspects of society is to work at an emergency room

I understand that point but it is not like they didn't know what they were going to have to deal with. Sorta like joining the Army and never expecting to go fight a war.

bignasty · 08-04-2004, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by PornKingsJoe
I understand that point but it is not like they didn't know what they were going to have to deal with. Sorta like joining the Army and never expecting to go fight a war.

Yeah but after dealing with pretty much nothing but scum it day, it gets to where they think anyone they don't personally know is scum.

brizzad · 08-04-2004, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
you know if those cameras werent there that cop would be like...

SHUT THAT FUCKING KID UP OR I'LL SHOOT HIM AND PUT A KNIFE IN HIS HAND!!

what an ignorant thing to say

hova · 08-04-2004, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
Iyou know if those cameras werent there that cop would be like...

SHUT THAT FUCKING KID UP OR I'LL SHOOT HIM AND PUT A KNIFE IN HIS HAND!!

Ignorance is a motherfucker

08-04-2004, 10:58 AM	#1
strats Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,805	COPS(tm) CAN LICK MY ASSHOLE You see that fucking show? some womans son just got fucking killed by a driveby.. and shes ballin her eyes out getting in the ambulance, and the fucking dumb fag ass punk bitch cop pulls her out and is like, "I need to talk to you, relax." with her fucking son DYING IN THE FUCKNIG AMBULANCE they wont even fucking let the god damn bitch be with her god damn son.. FUCK YOU A fucking driveby,.. its done with and they are drilling her with fucking questions about a FUCKING DRIVEBY that nobody saw while they her son is dying in an ambulance on the way to the hospotol. FUUUUKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUU

08-04-2004, 11:17 AM	#4
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08-04-2004, 11:47 AM	#10
robfantasy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Medellin, Colombia Posts: 6,445	cops are the way they are because they deal with scum all day and see how it really is out there on a daily basis. another way to see all aspects of society is to work at an emergency room __________________ Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me

08-04-2004, 12:44 PM	#16
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	I hate watching cops now, there used to be a montreal version of Cops, i forgot when it plays tho __________________

08-04-2004, 12:47 PM	#17
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	The cops here are pretty laid back and very polite in general. There are a few that are the exact opposite though, but generally they do their job and don't cause too much shit for people. __________________ MySweetEbony

08-04-2004, 11:02 AM	#2
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	I like where they are dragging a drunk guy away, pepper spraying him and beating him with billy clubs, and some snotnose kid is crying in the back and the one cop has to go over and kneel down for the "fatherly voice talk" now son...were gonna take daddy away and let him sleep it off...daddy did a no no, you dont swing at a cop, its bad for daddy...its gonna be alright, you know if those cameras werent there that cop would be like... SHUT THAT FUCKING KID UP OR I'LL SHOOT HIM AND PUT A KNIFE IN HIS HAND!!

08-04-2004, 11:18 AM	#5
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	They are here to protect us

08-04-2004, 11:19 AM	#6
stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	there was a great one this weekend where a stolen car driver bailed out over a highway wall, the cop went over too and fell so hard knocked himself out. so the camera man just sat and watched while the theif got up, climbed a fence and hobbled away. i had to rewind it and watch it a couple times it was too fucking funny.

08-04-2004, 11:40 AM	#8
beergood Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: United States Posts: 2,918	well at least you're seeing what all other cops do on a daily basis. FUCK THE POLICE. I feel safer with them not around than with them around.

08-04-2004, 11:50 AM	#12
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I have a mad crush on a particular New Orleans policeman!

08-04-2004, 12:48 PM	#18
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	Cops is a great show it's usually on when nothing else good is on and that's good enough for me...

08-04-2004, 01:00 PM	#19
dirtysouth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Mobtown Posts: 2,613	I was out getting shitfaced with a couple cops this past weekend. Those motherfuckers can put down some booze. __________________ no sig