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Grammar Police · 08-04-2004, 06:36 AM

Can't you find boards in your own language? I'd suggest you look for some. You're on an American board. Show some respect and learn our language if you want to stay.

Groove · 08-04-2004, 06:38 AM

Since when do Americans speak and write English?

Mutt · 08-04-2004, 06:39 AM

i love the broken English spoken on GFY, it's funny as hell sometimes, only sad part is that half of the broken English comes from Americans and Canadians.

Grammar Police · 08-04-2004, 06:39 AM

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Originally posted by Groove
Since when do Americans speak and write English?

Those of us with an education do.

s9ann0 · 08-04-2004, 06:40 AM

yea like this aloominum

DutchTeenCash · 08-04-2004, 06:42 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Can't you find boards in your own language? I'd suggest you look for some. You're on an American board. Show some respect and learn our language if you want to stay.

if your dutch is as good as my english you've got a right to speak up

...besides youre probably a 1% jewish 7% german 12% italian 8% dutch 34% irish american anyhow

Grammar Police · 08-04-2004, 06:43 AM

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Originally posted by thinkx
if your dutch is as good as my english you've got a right to speak up

...besides youre probably a 1% jewish 7% german 12% italian 8% dutch 34% irish american anyhow

Why would I need to speak Dutch? I'm an American. I speak English. I have no use for any other language.

TheMob · 08-04-2004, 06:45 AM

stupid grammar pig, shut it.

Groove · 08-04-2004, 06:46 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Those of us with an education do.

Americans have no respect for the English language.

They speak and write American NOT English.

DutchTeenCash · 08-04-2004, 06:49 AM

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Originally posted by Groove
Americans have no respect for the English language.

They speak and write American NOT English.

WORD

Jakke PNG · 08-04-2004, 06:49 AM

As long as the point I'm trying to make gets thru I'm happy. Besides my written english is quite good compared to the majority of GFY

zdwebber · 08-04-2004, 06:49 AM

shut up grammer poolice

mikexod · 08-04-2004, 06:56 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Can't you find boards in your own language? I'd suggest you look for some. You're on an American board. Show some respect and learn our language if you want to stay.

You have no clue what you're talking about. I'm European and believe me, I probably make less mistakes than some of the guys here. Look at all Americans that can't spell and then talk about foreign webmasters.
Plus this is a message board and not a college paper, so if you can't handle the mistakes then get off the board.

alexg · 08-04-2004, 06:56 AM

My english is better then some Americans'

mikexod · 08-04-2004, 06:58 AM

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Originally posted by alexg
My english is better then some Americans'

Damn right man. Way to go!!!

Grammar Police · 08-04-2004, 07:01 AM

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Originally posted by alexg
My english is better then some Americans'

Your English is better THAN some Americans',

Serge Litehead · 08-04-2004, 07:04 AM

meditate offen, don't stumble over broken language

johndoebob · 08-04-2004, 07:04 AM

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Show some respect and learn our language

The english language originates from the UK, so it's not exactly your language my friend.

You're just helping to get the image of the arrogant and retarded american in everybodys mind.

Americans like it big: Biggest cities, fatest people on earth, biggest retards on earth, biggest fact twisters on earth etc. etc.

Btw. is grammar police the gay policeman from the village people?

Grammar Police · 08-04-2004, 07:05 AM

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Originally posted by mikexod
You have no clue what you're talking about. I'm European and believe me, I probably make less mistakes than some of the guys here. Look at all Americans that can't spell and then talk about foreign webmasters.
Plus this is a message board and not a college paper, so if you can't handle the mistakes then get off the board.

You're in the USA. If your English is better than most, I think you have your location to thank for that. If you truly are European, I'll bet you're from a country that speaks primarily English.

Groove · 08-04-2004, 07:07 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Your English is better THAN some Americans',

That should be a full stop ("period" for you Americans)
not a comma at the end of your corrected sentence

What kind of grammar cop are you?

volante · 08-04-2004, 07:08 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
You're in the USA. If your English is better than most, I think you have your location to thank for that.

Jakke PNG · 08-04-2004, 07:08 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
If you truly are European, I'll bet you're from a country that speaks primarily English.

Why would you make such an assumption? To your amazement people might possess the wonderful talent of speaking multiple languages quite fluently, regardless of their country or language mainly spoken there.

Grammar Police · 08-04-2004, 07:09 AM

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Originally posted by johndoebob
The english language originates from the UK, so it's not exactly your language my friend.

You're just helping to get the image of the arrogant and retarded american in everybodys mind.

Americans like it big: Biggest cities, fatest people on earth, biggest retards on earth, biggest fact twisters on earth etc. etc.

Btw. is grammar police the gay policeman from the village people?

Believe me, I know where English comes from. This thread is directed at those who come here and butcher the English language. You can read, can't you?

We're retards? Get off the internet, Americans invented it. Get rid of all of the lights in your house. An American is responsible for that too. Shall I continue?

DutchTeenCash · 08-04-2004, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Groove
That should be a full stop ("period" for you Americans)
not a comma at the end of your corrected sentence

What kind of grammar cop are you?

Grammar Police · 08-04-2004, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Groove
That should be a full stop ("period" for you Americans)
not a comma at the end of your corrected sentence

What kind of grammar cop are you?

That's punctuation, dipshit. It's called a typo. Tell me you've never made one before.

volante · 08-04-2004, 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Get off the internet, Americans invented it. Get rid of all of the lights in your house. An American is responsible for that too. Shall I continue?

Speaking as an Englishman, I'd like to apologise to the world on behalf of my country for inventing Americans.

Grammar Police · 08-04-2004, 07:12 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Why would you make such an assumption? To your amazement people might possess the wonderful talent of speaking multiple languages quite fluently, regardless of their country or language mainly spoken there.

I was generalizing...something Europeans do quite frequently when talking about Americans.

eiht_98 · 08-04-2004, 07:12 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt
i love the broken English spoken on GFY, it's funny as hell sometimes, only sad part is that half of the broken English comes from Americans and Canadians.

Sometimes I wonder how's possible that Americans can't speak or write correctly their mother language.

Serge Litehead · 08-04-2004, 07:13 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Believe me, I know where English comes from. This thread is directed at those who come here and butcher the English language. You can read, can't you?

We're retards? Get off the internet, Americans invented it. Get rid of all of the lights in your house. An American is responsible for that too. Shall I continue?

what good is a correct language for if you can't entertain your audience?

Jer · 08-04-2004, 07:13 AM

I'm "american" and my english is broken 'n sexy.

mikexod · 08-04-2004, 07:14 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
You're in the USA. If your English is better than most, I think you have your location to thank for that. If you truly are European, I'll bet you're from a country that speaks primarily English.

And again you have no clue. I'm from Poland (Polish language) and when I came here during my first semester in college (2 months, after landing) people were asking me how to spell words. BTW who the fuck are you? Some kind of English professor. Get a life, and get over yourself.

Groove · 08-04-2004, 07:14 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
That's punctuation, dipshit. It's called a typo. Tell me you've never made one before.

Dude, you were mocking someone else's
literacy because they made a typo.

Theo · 08-04-2004, 07:15 AM

to mouni ths mannas soy

ops a typo

Jakke PNG · 08-04-2004, 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
I was generalizing...something Europeans do quite frequently when talking about Americans.

More than often it's the other way around.. or maybe my perception is just starting to fail me.

mcmc · 08-04-2004, 07:16 AM

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Originally posted by volante
Speaking as an Englishman, I'd like to apologise to the world on behalf of my country for inventing Americans.

LOL

DutchTeenCash · 08-04-2004, 07:16 AM

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Originally posted by mikexod
And again you have no clue. I'm from Poland (Polish language) and when I came here during my first semester in college (2 months, after landing) people were asking me how to spell words. BTW who the fuck are you? Some kind of English professor. Get a life, and get over yourself.

he's probably a 15yo kid with a dictionairy

Groove · 08-04-2004, 07:17 AM

I wonder how many languages the grammar policeman is fluent in?

johndoebob · 08-04-2004, 07:18 AM

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We're retards? Get off the internet, Americans invented it.

Being able to invent stuff doesn't make you intelligent.There are a few intelligent american people but the number is so low compared to the 99% who couldn't find their own country on a worldmap if their life would depend on it and think Germany is located in Africa.

cool1 · 08-04-2004, 07:18 AM

Hookt on Fonix rilly wurkt fer mee

Roald · 08-04-2004, 07:18 AM

GFY is an American board yes, but is it also targeted to americans only? Don't think so huh

Grammar Police · 08-04-2004, 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by Groove
Dude, you were mocking someone else's
literacy because they made a typo.

He always uses "then" in place of "than." It's hardly accidental in his case.

alexg · 08-04-2004, 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Your English is better THAN some Americans',

LMAO

you got me there...

DutchTeenCash · 08-04-2004, 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by johndoebob
Being able to invent stuff doesn't make you intelligent.There are a few intelligent american people but the number is so low compared to the 99% who couldn't find their own country on a worldmap if their life would depend on it and think Germany is located in Africa.

lol yeah they all think Amsterdam is in Germany too, after 200 years they still don't get that deutsch dutch mixup thing

mikexod · 08-04-2004, 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by thinkx
he's probably a 15yo kid with a dictionairy

And what you're 16 sitting in your mother's basement.

blazin · 08-04-2004, 07:21 AM

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Originally posted by volante
Speaking as an Englishman, I'd like to apologise to the world on behalf of my country for inventing Americans.

Too funny

DutchTeenCash · 08-04-2004, 07:22 AM

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Originally posted by mikexod
And what you're 16 sitting in your mother's basement.

yup i am only what we earn a day is more then your yearly earnings

MaDalton · 08-04-2004, 07:22 AM

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Originally posted by volante
Speaking as an Englishman, I'd like to apologise to the world on behalf of my country for inventing Americans.

Jakke PNG · 08-04-2004, 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by mikexod
And what you're 16 sitting in your mother's basement.

I wish I was 16 and living in my moms basement. How cool would it be to get juice and ready made sandwiches without asking. Just play computer games all day long without a worry in the world, perhaps occasionally get totally wasted on 6 cans of beer. Ahhh...

Umm.. yeah.

alexg · 08-04-2004, 07:24 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
He always uses "then" in place of "than." It's hardly accidental in his case.

always? I'm not sure, well even if I do make this mistake often..... it's a pretty common mistake.

so STFU...

mikexod · 08-04-2004, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by thinkx
yup i am only what we earn a day is more then your yearly earnings

If you're making so much money, why your Alexa rating is 580000?

08-04-2004, 06:36 AM	#1
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