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alexg 08-04-2004 09:41 AM

100 broken english speaking europeans :glugglug

sirrobin 08-04-2004 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Can't you find boards in your own language? I'd suggest you look for some. You're on an American board. Show some respect and learn our language if you want to stay.

American languages : Mingo, Cherokee, Navajo , Sioux, Lakhota, Dakota

Which one of these American languages should one use here ?

volante 08-04-2004 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by bluff
actually I have to agree with GP. Everyone on this board, wether or not american, has had some education in writing and reading English, and since English grammar is very simple, this should be sufficient to avoid most, if not all, of the mistakes made here.
1. Sentences usually start with a capital letter.
2. "Whether", not "wether".

Sorry, couldn't resist :winkwink:

mcmc 08-04-2004 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by sirrobin
American languages : Mingo, Cherokee, Navajo , Sioux, Lakhota, Dakota

Which one of these American languages should one use here ?

LOL :1orglaugh
Mingo?

TheWildcard 08-04-2004 09:52 AM

Idiot.

FreeOnes 08-04-2004 10:21 AM

I say FUCK YOU !!

Groove 08-04-2004 06:05 PM

Where's the troll? Has he gone back to highschool?

Webby 08-04-2004 06:17 PM

GrammarPolice:


Quote:

Can't you find boards in your own language? I'd suggest you look for some. You're on an American board. Show some respect and learn our language if you want to stay.
The day you can manage to speak real English and spell correctly will be the day you qualify to comment on others. "Your" language is borrowed and has been hacked to hell - you don't speak/write English and no person needs to show "some respect" for this "achievement".

At least some of those who make the effort to speak even broken English probably know serveral other languages. How many can you speak apart from that perverse attempt at "English"? :winkwink:

xxxdesign-net 08-04-2004 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Can't you find boards in your own language? I'd suggest you look for some. You're on an American board. Show some respect and learn our language if you want to stay.
lol says a surfer...

HarlotCash Dyker 08-04-2004 06:42 PM

People using English as a second language have my utmost respect.
When learning a second (or more) language, it is very important to be able to put over a meaning, and if the listener has empaphy, he will understand what is meant.
Most languages have 3 simple tenses - Correct English has sixteen - Add to those all the passive tenses, then the language becomes quite difficult to learn because the user has nothing like it in his/her own language to translate to.

As for the internet being invented in America...

Actually it came from Switzerland - And the http was invented by a British telecom employee.

Just checking my maps now to see if either are in America!

BRISK 08-04-2004 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by HarlotCash Dyker
As for the internet being invented in America...

Actually it came from Switzerland - And the http was invented by a British telecom employee.

Just checking my maps now to see if either are in America!

The Internet was invented in America. The World Wide Web was invented in Switzerland.

The Internet and the World Wide Web are different things.

Grammar Police 08-04-2004 07:03 PM

You fuckers are too easy. :1orglaugh

cayne 08-04-2004 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt
i love the broken English spoken on GFY, it's funny as hell sometimes, only sad part is that half of the broken English comes from Americans and Canadians.
That's indeed sad. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

To the whole discussion...it's always easy to say to foreign folks: "Learn the language..." but what's with you?

Can you speak/write german/french/spanish properly?
Now you tell me that you don't need to speak one of these languages because you're not on a foreign forum...but think about it - most of the foreign ppl here are writing half-way proper english. :2 cents:

sumphatpimp 08-04-2004 08:00 PM

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Love Brokers 08-04-2004 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
i love the broken English spoken on GFY, it's funny as hell sometimes, only sad part is that half of the broken English comes from Americans and Canadians.
I agree. However, don't start another fucking hate thread. Papuchino, or whatever his screen name is has posted enough of this shit. Americans know were hated already.:(

toddler 08-04-2004 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by mikexod
You have no clue what you're talking about. I'm European and believe me, I probably make less mistakes than some of the guys here. Look at all Americans that can't spell and then talk about foreign webmasters.
Plus this is a message board and not a college paper, so if you can't handle the mistakes then get off the board.

you forgot "can't add" and "can't think for thenselves" :)


(speaking as an American even, sad sad sad.)

Joe Citizen 08-04-2004 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
I have had people ask me that a number of times when they find out I moved to the UK. They want to know if they speak English here. That would be a fair question if I moved to Wales, I suppose.
I've had Americans ask me if I drove from Australia to the USA for my holiday.

:1orglaugh

Jakke PNG 08-04-2004 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen
I've had Americans ask me if I drove from Australia to the USA for my holiday.

:1orglaugh

did you?

EviLGuY 08-04-2004 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
i love the broken English spoken on GFY, it's funny as hell sometimes, only sad part is that half of the broken English comes from Americans and Canadians.
I are trying to have a good conversation on the boards here eh, I don't need no shit from you bub.

:Graucho

dropped9 08-04-2004 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Can't you find boards in your own language? I'd suggest you look for some. You're on an American board. Show some respect and learn our language if you want to stay.

I love you.

Tania 08-04-2004 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
You fuckers are too easy. :1orglaugh
what the hell are you doing on this board if you dont like how people speak English? :321GFY :ak47: :BangBang:

Johny Traffic 08-05-2004 12:29 AM

I sales broken inglish :glugglug

Orga 08-05-2004 03:44 AM

:321GFY stupid topic

Joe Citizen 08-05-2004 03:47 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
did you?
No, I hitchhiked.

:glugglug

Garou 08-06-2004 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police

Get off the internet, Americans invented it. Get rid of all of the lights in your house. An American is responsible for that too. Shall I continue?

that sounds really silly

Phil 08-06-2004 05:18 PM

Grama Polica is a fag

Phil 08-06-2004 05:19 PM

Grama Polica is a fagga

NichePay_Manny 08-06-2004 05:20 PM

hay man give them a credit everyone trying hard!:winkwink:

adultwebware 08-06-2004 05:27 PM

Well, you could find a better way to show off your knowledge here. But what you're speaking is more like "American" than the real English.

RBC 08-06-2004 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by Orga
:321GFY stupid topic
me agree with you and do not agree with Grammor Paliceman :321GFY :BangBang:

Phil 08-06-2004 09:35 PM

one thing for sure.. There is no word in English such as "ain't" and "yo'all"...

Easton 08-06-2004 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by Groove
Since when do Americans speak and write English? :1orglaugh
hahaha... so true! LOL


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