yeah invite chicks over ... get home at 6am without questions asked... leave laundry everywhere and have it cleaned the next day aaaaaaah those days...

You just made my day :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

somehow i dont really care bout Alexa :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh besides thats our cashsite... dta is 92 or so oh well i dont care at all alexa says nuffin bout the money you make...

This board is an adult webmasters board. I see nothing adult in your sig nor signs you're a webmaster. What are you doing here?

Me neither but it tells me that you have no traffic = business.

funny but i don't remember anything on the gfy join form suggesting this is an "americans" only board !

anyway seeing your nick is not Lensman who gives a fucx what
you think this board is!
:glugglug

You better teach the american teens how to write a grammatical correct sentence.

hi2u gramma cop me luv u long time u kno nigga?so wuz up homie,u gonna teach me proppa english now?!

You seriously need to get a life kid, I bet your schoolmates always beat you up because you try to correct their grammar :1orglaugh

But this thread wasn't about business anyway. It was about Grammar Police not having a life.

are you realy this ignorant?

:1orglaugh

im afraid he is :) maybe i should buy some $200 licenses for DVDs and start a dvd plugin with upselling as well hmm

Identifying as a grammar policeman =
anal retentive with small pee pee :1orglaugh

I hope you do know that english is an european language?
Why dont you show some respect and develop you own language? Or try to speak the original language...Indian...

Is that all you have? You're a joke.

What a masterful retort. :thumbsup

maybe you should learn what the VOD market is all about..not even close buddy!!!!!!!!!!!

That question would account for about half of the members of GFY. Don't be surprised.

You corrected everybody, now it's time to serve, where's my blowjob? :1orglaugh

Get out of America, the Europeans invented it,
fucking asshole!

Wouldn't it be more appropriate for your nick to be "Grammar Policeman"?

or "Policewoman" as the case may be :)

Having it as "Grammar Police" implies that you are an entire police force.

You do understand the difference between singular and plural don't you?

English wasnt invented by the Americans, it was invented by the English, if in doubt the clue is in the name,

He's just a nerdy little kid who seeks attention on the internet where nobody is able to beat him up like he's used to in real life.

http://www.tjhill.com/nerd.jpg

Time for some grammar control :1orglaugh

That is the picture that comes to mind isn't it :1orglaugh

Especially funny when you consider the board is hosted in Canada:glugglug

You do realize that GFY is a multi national board right..??
and that there is also porn and porn related companies outside the US right...?

That?s like saying the internet is American and if you live elsewhere get one of your own...

lol since when do we have a gramma police? :1orglaugh

hmm.. it wouldn't be a problem to use babelfish to translate all sorts of languages into english. Altavista is based in the US so it qualifies to 'post' on an american board.

Here's my first contributiuon:
For all those my native language are not powerful, I one babelfish to translation will make in the future.

what you are using now is called WWW. That was invented in Geneva, Switzerland CERN

and oh yeah. You invented the paper, the book, the wheel, architecture, streets, glass, printing, agriculture, mathematics, art, writing, calendar, politics, war ...

you should not even start to compare the US with an ancient culture like for example egypt, greece, italy, china and so on. Do you really think that the US had time enough in its short history to have the same amount of important innovations like some really old culture ??? Sure there are tons of fucking important inventions that noone wants to miss ... but plz get real and try to see everything in a historical context.


uh ... and sorry if my english is not that good. :2 cents:

Who learned you how to spoke?

:1orglaugh I know that I am an American but that is still one of the funniest things I have read in ages.

I also think there was a bit of British involvement too. So, really all Americans should just get off the WWW now if that is how thing are going to be judged.

Absolutly. Tim Berners-Lee (UK) and Robert Cailliau (Belgium) invented the WWW in 1989 at the CERN in Geneva, Switzerland.

Its a bit poor that this "Grammar Police Web Guru" has no idea about the difference between the Internet and the WWW. :1orglaugh

You'd be amazed at how many Americans don't know this. On more than one occasion my wife (who is English) has been asked where she learned English, and when she says "England" the response is "I didn't know they spoke English there".

:eek7

I have had people ask me that a number of times when they find out I moved to the UK. They want to know if they speak English here. That would be a fair question if I moved to Wales, I suppose.

LOL :1orglaugh that CAN'T be true. C'mon .. so why do people think English is called English ? Cant they see that it could maybe come from England ? WTF :1orglaugh

When he's going to loose he slowly leaves the thread and we'll see another one soon - remember - do not feed the troll. :warning

Whenever this gets discussed amongst myself/my wife and a group of Americans (usually in a bar when I'm not complaining about the lack of real beer), they claim we are lying.

"Americans aren't that stupid" they cry, "we all know we speak the same language, and that English comes from England"

So me and my wife then start using made up words in conversations with our American friends. The look on their faces as they pretend to understand what we're saying is hilarious...

Yup, I get the same thing but I am an American so there is no reason for me to make these things up. I am also commonly asked if the British celebrate the 4th of July. Um, hello?

Are you a fucking idiot? How would you feel if you spoke 90% of their language and they made fun of you? You are the reason many Europeans don't like Americans.

We do, but for different reasons :Graucho

Every year I get asked what I'll be doing on 4th of July. Every year I give the same reply - I'll be drinking copious amounts of Guinness in an English themed pub while teaching drunk Americans the meaning of the word "irony".

Ik begript.

hmmm ... gonna drink this in about 2 hrs :)

http://www.john-martin.be/img72dpi/guinness.jpg

lol, it is my one day of the year to give my British friends a hard time. They know I don't mean it but I think an American that is only really annoyingly patriotic one day of the year is enough of rareity.

Exactly the American kind of thinking ... Big fat self centered american ...

Closed to the world, always looking towards their belly

lol, if people are that stupid then we shouldn't expect that they will fill out corretly the join page on a pornsite :1orglaugh

For our province we have St-Jean on 24th june . We have canada day on July 1st ...

Dunno why the fuck but the st-jean is sooooooooo more patriotic then Canada day (and I always go in ottawa for canada day ...)

Exactly what I was saying ... self-centered :)

This attitude is also one of the reason why american was under terrorism attack . You cannot do wahtever you want for ever ... some day someone will fight back ...

but nobody deserve that kind of shit thought

actually I have to agree with GP. Everyone on this board, wether or not american, has had some education in writing and reading English, and since English grammar is very simple, this should be sufficient to avoid most, if not all, of the mistakes made here.

The book is on the table.