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DiabeticRage · 04-20-2001, 09:35 PM

My son Dank has returned home to me!

I ran in to him at a Bible study meeting earlier today. He has been giving me the low down on the porn industry. Explaining how it is actually a very God Like means of making a living.

I have to appologize if I offended anybody earlier this week with my raging posts against the porn industry. I was short on insulin, and was just not myself. PLEASE FORGIVE ME! Jesus forgave...so should you!

I feel like a BornAgain Pornograqher. Ive even been talking with several Dialer Companies about starting my own Dialer. I Now know where Vanutu is!

Dank explained everything to me! I feel like a new man!

Look forward in the next few weeks to hearing more about my new Dialer. So watch out Snow! Watch out DialerQueen, I will be paying webmasters .45 cents per minute! (USA and International)

If you are not using Jesus's Dialer...You are LOSING MONEY!!!

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JesusDialer.com
.45 per minute USA and International
"Trust Jesus...If He Doesnt Pay...Nobody Will!"

SNOW · 04-20-2001, 09:43 PM

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

AWESOME MARKETING SCHEME.....Your a little late Jesus...But i'm not an ass like others and i wish you the best....

Maybe I should pay 85 cents and SHAVE.......
Webmasters are smarter then that jesus..\

[email protected]

DiabeticRage · 04-21-2001, 01:17 AM

I do not shave, because I am not concearned with my outer appearance.

Snow, throw down your worldly possessions and follow me.

SNOW · 04-21-2001, 02:47 AM

YOUR jesus site rules i cant stop laughing nor can I take you serious...

YOu have no URL either LOL

boneprone · 04-21-2001, 03:11 AM

Snow, I think its time you accepted Jesus, and let him into your life. Give GIB up, and do Gods work.. Sell the Jesus Dialer.

boneprone · 04-21-2001, 11:28 AM

Wow this Jesus Dialer is Divine

Lord Assmore · 04-21-2001, 11:56 AM

Where do you get connected.. to Heaven?

DiabeticRage · 04-21-2001, 12:16 PM

No, you are only connected to heaven after this life.

As for the dialer, you are connected to Vanautu.

SNOW · 04-21-2001, 12:37 PM

Alot of Heat in Vanuatu jesus be careful that the pearly gates dont close....Many satanic credit card holders are cheating..

james 2:13

sweetjimmy · 04-21-2001, 01:46 PM

Does it convert as well as a spanish missionary?

RedShoe · 04-22-2001, 01:46 AM

Hey DiabeticRage,
Is there a dialer? Or is it a joke?

Is Jesus.com really your site? I saw it a while back, before you joined this board, and laughed my ass off. I love it.

Can't wait to see your services and options.

I have a christian porn site that I would like to open. Maybe you could give me some advice on it.

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Balljoints · 04-22-2001, 02:45 AM

BAD scheme Snow!

Balljoints

Lord Assmore · 04-22-2001, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe:
I have a christian porn site that I would like to open

A new un-attempted niche! This would certainly give Moral majority something to bitch about

But what sponsors could there be for this niche? JesusDialer.com?

MrCockTale · 04-22-2001, 06:58 AM

WARNING: Watch out for this sponsor, he
didn't pay me!! His check bounced! Hi didnt
reply my emails nor my praying

Please add Jesus to the blacklist! I've done
a search on Jesus in the netsol WOIS, he
owns these sites:

WHITEBLOTTER.COM
JESUS2UNETWORKS.NET
TEENPUSSYPARADISE.COM
and 47 more domains!

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Life's a bitch

justined · 04-22-2001, 08:58 AM

I've gotta have me one of Jesus cc's brothers...

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RedShoe · 04-22-2001, 11:18 AM

MrCockTail,

He really fucked you, his check bounced?
Hey, don't mess around, I can't tell if your joking or not, and I wouldn't want to miss out on a good program.

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LeeannOnline.com

ICQ # 114683191

DiabeticRage · 04-22-2001, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrCockTale:
WARNING: Watch out for this sponsor, he
didn't pay me!! His check bounced! Hi didnt
reply my emails nor my praying

Please add Jesus to the blacklist! I've done
a search on Jesus in the netsol WOIS, he
owns these sites:

WHITEBLOTTER.COM
JESUS2UNETWORKS.NET
TEENPUSSYPARADISE.COM
and 47 more domains!

WOW! Aint you a detective! Maybee you should learn a thing or two before you spread blasphemous rumors.

How can my check bounce to you when I have never started my program yet?

It's funny how gossip travels.

Balljoints...I am in no way connected with Snow.

Ye of Little Faith! I Forgive you though

boneprone · 05-15-2001, 08:27 PM

i love this post.. Thought Id bring t back in memberance of our good bud Rage.

RedShoe · 05-15-2001, 08:49 PM

Sorry, guys.
I may have accidently brought this one back by mentioning it to someone last night. I questioned the JesusDialer. And now it's back on the boards.

Hmmm, who did I tell?
BoardHog, perhaps?

Speaking of, I think I won the name BoneProne Contest. I had the most votes.

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04-20-2001, 09:35 PM	#1
DiabeticRage Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Originaly from Nazreth, now in Gig Harbor WA Posts: 135	JesusDialer...He Forgives...why cant you? My son Dank has returned home to me! I ran in to him at a Bible study meeting earlier today. He has been giving me the low down on the porn industry. Explaining how it is actually a very God Like means of making a living. I have to appologize if I offended anybody earlier this week with my raging posts against the porn industry. I was short on insulin, and was just not myself. PLEASE FORGIVE ME! Jesus forgave...so should you! I feel like a BornAgain Pornograqher. Ive even been talking with several Dialer Companies about starting my own Dialer. I Now know where Vanutu is! Dank explained everything to me! I feel like a new man! Look forward in the next few weeks to hearing more about my new Dialer. So watch out Snow! Watch out DialerQueen, I will be paying webmasters .45 cents per minute! (USA and International) If you are not using Jesus's Dialer...You are LOSING MONEY!!! ---------------------------- JesusDialer.com .45 per minute USA and International "Trust Jesus...If He Doesnt Pay...Nobody Will!"

04-20-2001, 09:43 PM	#2
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AWESOME MARKETING SCHEME.....Your a little late Jesus...But i'm not an ass like others and i wish you the best.... Maybe I should pay 85 cents and SHAVE....... Webmasters are smarter then that jesus..\ [email protected]

04-21-2001, 01:17 AM	#3
DiabeticRage Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Originaly from Nazreth, now in Gig Harbor WA Posts: 135	I do not shave, because I am not concearned with my outer appearance. Snow, throw down your worldly possessions and follow me.

04-21-2001, 02:47 AM	#4
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	YOUR jesus site rules i cant stop laughing nor can I take you serious... YOu have no URL either LOL

04-21-2001, 03:11 AM	#5
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Snow, I think its time you accepted Jesus, and let him into your life. Give GIB up, and do Gods work.. Sell the Jesus Dialer.

04-21-2001, 11:28 AM	#6
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Wow this Jesus Dialer is Divine

04-21-2001, 11:56 AM	#7
Lord Assmore Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The Periphery Posts: 588	Where do you get connected.. to Heaven?

04-21-2001, 12:16 PM	#8
DiabeticRage Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Originaly from Nazreth, now in Gig Harbor WA Posts: 135	No, you are only connected to heaven after this life. As for the dialer, you are connected to Vanautu.

04-21-2001, 12:37 PM	#9
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Alot of Heat in Vanuatu jesus be careful that the pearly gates dont close....Many satanic credit card holders are cheating.. james 2:13

04-21-2001, 01:46 PM	#10
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	Does it convert as well as a spanish missionary?

04-22-2001, 01:46 AM	#11
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Hey DiabeticRage, Is there a dialer? Or is it a joke? Is Jesus.com really your site? I saw it a while back, before you joined this board, and laughed my ass off. I love it. Can't wait to see your services and options. I have a christian porn site that I would like to open. Maybe you could give me some advice on it. ------------------ [email protected] LeeannOnline.com ICQ # 114683191

04-22-2001, 02:45 AM	#12
Balljoints Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indiana Posts: 357	BAD scheme Snow! Balljoints

04-22-2001, 06:58 AM	#14
MrCockTale Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands Posts: 669	WARNING: Watch out for this sponsor, he didn't pay me!! His check bounced! Hi didnt reply my emails nor my praying Please add Jesus to the blacklist! I've done a search on Jesus in the netsol WOIS, he owns these sites: WHITEBLOTTER.COM JESUS2UNETWORKS.NET TEENPUSSYPARADISE.COM and 47 more domains! ------------------ Life's a bitch

04-22-2001, 08:58 AM	#15
justined Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 169	I've gotta have me one of Jesus cc's brothers... ------------------ Justin NO RATIO HONEST PROGRAM The Adult Fun List

04-22-2001, 11:18 AM	#16
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	MrCockTail, He really fucked you, his check bounced? Hey, don't mess around, I can't tell if your joking or not, and I wouldn't want to miss out on a good program. ------------------ [email protected] LeeannOnline.com ICQ # 114683191

05-15-2001, 08:27 PM	#18
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	i love this post.. Thought Id bring t back in memberance of our good bud Rage.

05-15-2001, 08:49 PM	#19
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Sorry, guys. I may have accidently brought this one back by mentioning it to someone last night. I questioned the JesusDialer. And now it's back on the boards. Hmmm, who did I tell? BoardHog, perhaps? Speaking of, I think I won the name BoneProne Contest. I had the most votes. ------------------ ...:::End Of Line:::... ------------------ Reverand RedShoe * [email protected] * uSexFan.com * LeeannOnline.com ICQ : 114683191