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JesusDialer...He Forgives...why cant you?
My son Dank has returned home to me!
I ran in to him at a Bible study meeting earlier today. He has been giving me the low down on the porn industry. Explaining how it is actually a very God Like means of making a living. I have to appologize if I offended anybody earlier this week with my raging posts against the porn industry. I was short on insulin, and was just not myself. PLEASE FORGIVE ME! Jesus forgave...so should you! I feel like a BornAgain Pornograqher. Ive even been talking with several Dialer Companies about starting my own Dialer. I Now know where Vanutu is! Dank explained everything to me! I feel like a new man! Look forward in the next few weeks to hearing more about my new Dialer. So watch out Snow! Watch out DialerQueen, I will be paying webmasters .45 cents per minute! (USA and International) If you are not using Jesus's Dialer...You are LOSING MONEY!!! ---------------------------- http://www.jesus.com/images/jesus-face.jpg JesusDialer.com .45 per minute USA and International "Trust Jesus...If He Doesnt Pay...Nobody Will!" |
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AWESOME MARKETING SCHEME.....Your a little late Jesus...But i'm not an ass like others and i wish you the best.... Maybe I should pay 85 cents and SHAVE....... Webmasters are smarter then that jesus..\ [email protected] |
I do not shave, because I am not concearned with my outer appearance.
Snow, throw down your worldly possessions and follow me. |
YOUR jesus site rules i cant stop laughing nor can I take you serious...
YOu have no URL either LOL |
Snow, I think its time you accepted Jesus, and let him into your life. Give GIB up, and do Gods work.. Sell the Jesus Dialer.
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Wow this Jesus Dialer is Divine
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Where do you get connected.. to Heaven?
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No, you are only connected to heaven after this life.
As for the dialer, you are connected to Vanautu. |
Alot of Heat in Vanuatu jesus be careful that the pearly gates dont close....Many satanic credit card holders are cheating..
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Does it convert as well as a spanish missionary?
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Hey DiabeticRage,
Is there a dialer? Or is it a joke? Is Jesus.com really your site? I saw it a while back, before you joined this board, and laughed my ass off. I love it. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif Can't wait to see your services and options. I have a christian porn site that I would like to open. Maybe you could give me some advice on it. ------------------ [email protected] LeeannOnline.com ICQ # 114683191 |
BAD scheme Snow!
Balljoints |
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WARNING: Watch out for this sponsor, he
didn't pay me!! His check bounced! Hi didnt reply my emails nor my praying Please add Jesus to the blacklist! I've done a search on Jesus in the netsol WOIS, he owns these sites: WHITEBLOTTER.COM JESUS2UNETWORKS.NET TEENPUSSYPARADISE.COM and 47 more domains! ------------------ Life's a bitch |
I've gotta have me one of Jesus cc's brothers...
------------------ Justin NO RATIO HONEST PROGRAM The Adult Fun List |
MrCockTail,
He really fucked you, his check bounced? Hey, don't mess around, I can't tell if your joking or not, and I wouldn't want to miss out on a good program. ------------------ [email protected] LeeannOnline.com ICQ # 114683191 |
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How can my check bounce to you when I have never started my program yet? It's funny how gossip travels. Balljoints...I am in no way connected with Snow. Ye of Little Faith! I Forgive you though http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif |
i love this post.. Thought Id bring t back in memberance of our good bud Rage.
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Sorry, guys.
I may have accidently brought this one back by mentioning it to someone last night. I questioned the JesusDialer. And now it's back on the boards. Hmmm, who did I tell? BoardHog, perhaps? Speaking of, I think I won the name BoneProne Contest. I had the most votes. ------------------ ...:::End Of Line:::... ------------------ Reverand RedShoe * [email protected] * uSexFan.com * LeeannOnline.com ICQ : 114683191 |
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