Man Thought He Was Running Over Osama Bin Laden - GoFuckYourself.com

DavieVegas · 08-03-2004, 04:50 PM

MONTPELLIER, France - A French artist allegedly traumatized by last week's Spain bombings was convicted of trying to run over a pedestrian he mistook for Osama bin Laden and ordered to pay the man $615.

The 35-year-old defendant, identified as Pierre, was sentenced Tuesday by a court in this southern France city to a three-month suspended prison term. The man he tried to run over was unharmed.

Pierre's lawyer, David Mendel, said his client was the "victim of a hallucination" while driving Monday through Montpellier's historic center.

The victim, a man in his 30s, was able to run from the oncoming car, which crashed along the side of a street.

"If it was (bin Laden), we would have won $5 million," Mendel said, referring to a reward.

The Madrid train bombings, which killed 201 people, increasingly appear to have been orchestrated by Islamic extremists with links to bin Laden's al-Qaida terror network.

Leave it to the fuckin french

Deepai · 08-04-2004, 09:39 AM

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Leave it to the fuckin french

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I wouldnt dogg the french too much. After 9/11 there was shooting and killings of innocent East Indians by some fuckin rednecks that thought they were doing justice for our country

Marcus Aurelius · 08-04-2004, 09:41 AM

A whopping $615 dollars. for a mistaken attempt on your life? yeah..that definitely didnt happen in the usa. if it did the guy would now own all assets of that person, as well as a settlement from the manufacturer of the car he was driving at the time....

GOD BLESS AMERICA...

robfantasy · 08-04-2004, 09:43 AM

hah that is fucking hilarious

Phoenix · 08-04-2004, 09:43 AM

doesnt France have a large and growing Muslim population? im guessing he is just racist

DavieVegas · 08-04-2004, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by Deepai
I wouldnt dogg the french too much. After 9/11 there was shooting and killings of innocent East Indians by some fuckin rednecks that thought they were doing justice for our country

There still not to smart

BRISK · 08-04-2004, 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by DavieVegas
There still not to smart

"There" not smart? What about you?

mardigras · 08-04-2004, 10:16 AM

Hmm... at only $615/miss you could be pretty zealous in your quest

chodadog · 08-04-2004, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
doesnt France have a large and growing Muslim population? im guessing he is just racist

10% of their population is muslim.

DavieVegas · 08-04-2004, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
"There" not smart? What about you?

I am a genious

BRISK · 08-04-2004, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by DavieVegas
I am a genious

A genius who doesn't know the difference between "there" and "they're"

OWNED!

stevecore · 08-04-2004, 10:23 AM

ahhhh good ol' pierre. what will he do next.

korzon · 08-04-2004, 10:24 AM

oh man that is hilarious!!!

Morgan · 08-04-2004, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
"There" not smart? What about you?

he's got a point THERE.

Fletch XXX · 08-04-2004, 10:26 AM

Osama bin laden is reponsible for the spain bombings now too?

hehehe

we should start calling Osama Dr Evil.

this is as funny as Auston Powers

retrograde · 08-04-2004, 10:31 AM

Do you have a link for this?

DavieVegas · 08-04-2004, 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
A genius who doesn't know the difference between "there" and "they're"

OWNED!

Hey we got an english teacher on the boards! To correct that grammar mishape means u got tons of time on your hands!

DavieVegas · 08-04-2004, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by retrograde
Do you have a link for this?

ya heres the link

http://www.davesdaily.com/funnynews/binladen_03-04.htm

hova · 08-04-2004, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
10% of their population is muslim.

Its more like 20% if you ask me

KRosh · 08-04-2004, 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
A genius who doesn't know the difference between "there" and "they're"

OWNED!

or the word Genius for that matter ..LOL

he spelled it "genious"

BRISK · 08-04-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by KRosh
or the word Genius for that matter ..LOL

he spelled it "genious"

and we're talking about someone who is saying that the French aren't too smart.

Lesson of the day: If you are going to claim that other people aren't smart, you might want to try and exhibit some intelligence first yourself.

chodadog · 08-04-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Osama bin laden is reponsible for the spain bombings now too?

hehehe

we should start calling Osama Dr Evil.

this is as funny as Auston Powers

Al Qaeda did claim responsibility, apparently.

DavieVegas · 08-04-2004, 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK

and we're talking about someone who is saying that the French aren't too smart.

Lesson of the day: If you are going to claim that other people aren't smart, you might want to try and exhibit some intelligence first yourself.

so I make mistakes spelling when i type? your point? Spelling has nothing to do with how smart a person is. Maybe spelling is what i lacked in school...Everyone lacked something..I wish I could be as cool as you fucks who depict everything someone says to make em feel dumb...You really have to find a new hobby...

Fletch XXX · 08-04-2004, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
Al Qaeda did claim responsibility, apparently.

and?

3 -4 groups took responsibility for the beheadings, doesnt make it so. ;)

osama claimed the cole attack, we never went after him for that either

chodadog · 08-04-2004, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
and?

3 -4 groups took responsibility for the beheadings, doesnt make it so. ;)

osama claimed the cole attack, we never went after him for that either

According to the investigators, the evidence also suggested that at the very least, whoever did it was linked to Al Qaeda. So that, along with claiming responsibility means i'm convinced.

Fletch XXX · 08-04-2004, 11:36 AM

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According to the investigators, the evidence also suggested that at the very least, whoever did it was linked to Al Qaeda. So that, along with claiming responsibility means i'm convinced.

when will we take a couple dozen haliburton specialists, a few PAID CONTRACTORs and send them after Osama?

this is all fake man, Osama is dead.

the face on the TV is a mirror.

DavieVegas · 08-04-2004, 11:39 AM

Brisk please stop sending me your baby pictures thanks!

Xplicit · 08-04-2004, 11:49 AM

Basic_man · 08-04-2004, 11:52 AM

The guys is so dumb !

Jer · 08-04-2004, 11:59 AM

Old, old, old news.

BRISK · 08-04-2004, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by DavieVegas
so I make mistakes spelling when i type? your point? Spelling has nothing to do with how smart a person is.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

You claim the French aren't smart, meanwhile you make spelling AND grammar mistakes.

If I were you, I would avoid making judgements on other people's intelligence. You're an embarrassment to yourself.

Vitasoy · 08-04-2004, 12:03 PM

haha I feel for the guy getting run over

DavieVegas · 08-04-2004, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
haha I feel for the guy getting run over

Thats just horrible luck really....

DavieVegas · 08-04-2004, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

You claim the French aren't smart, meanwhile you make spelling AND grammar mistakes.

If I were you, I would avoid making judgements on other people's intelligence. You're an embarrassment to yourself.

your not me so hush please thanks

HammerALL · 08-04-2004, 12:16 PM

WHAT - a french guy named Pierre?

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DavieVegas Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,117	Man Thought He Was Running Over Osama Bin Laden MONTPELLIER, France - A French artist allegedly traumatized by last week's Spain bombings was convicted of trying to run over a pedestrian he mistook for Osama bin Laden and ordered to pay the man $615. The 35-year-old defendant, identified as Pierre, was sentenced Tuesday by a court in this southern France city to a three-month suspended prison term. The man he tried to run over was unharmed. Pierre's lawyer, David Mendel, said his client was the "victim of a hallucination" while driving Monday through Montpellier's historic center. The victim, a man in his 30s, was able to run from the oncoming car, which crashed along the side of a street. "If it was (bin Laden), we would have won $5 million," Mendel said, referring to a reward. The Madrid train bombings, which killed 201 people, increasingly appear to have been orchestrated by Islamic extremists with links to bin Laden's al-Qaida terror network. Leave it to the fuckin french __________________ SKYPE#: davievegas - email: ddmedia702[at]mail[.]com

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	A whopping $615 dollars. for a mistaken attempt on your life? yeah..that definitely didnt happen in the usa. if it did the guy would now own all assets of that person, as well as a settlement from the manufacturer of the car he was driving at the time.... GOD BLESS AMERICA...

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