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TurboTrucker · 07-31-2004, 11:45 PM

Fuck religion.

Living For Today · 07-31-2004, 11:50 PM

you speak of rastafari, but how can you justify belief in a dog that's left you behind? you've simply filled the gap between the upper and lower class and your faith merely keeps you in line. an amalgamation of jewish scripture and christian thought. what will that get you? not a fuck of a lot. take a look at your promised land. your deed is that gun in your hand. mt. zion's a minefield. the west bank. the gaza strip. soon to be parking lots for american tourists and fascist cops. fuck zionism. fuck militarism. fuck americanism. fuck nationalism. fuck religion

BigG · 08-01-2004, 12:15 AM

I just took a massive, hairy dump in boobmaster's mouth!

Some people think that shitting in someone's mouth is impolite but most everyone that knows "boobmaster" says, thanks!

----------------------REMEMBER---------------------------

boobmaster is an idiot.
boobmaster is a hypocrite.
boobmaster hates logic.
boobmaster loves fantasy!
boobmaster wears t-shirts to church that read: I LOVE TITS!
boobmaster insists that you call him "boobmaster" especially at church.

dirtydesignz · 08-01-2004, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chase
Blessed Be! lol
BTW, LOVE your sig quote!

Hey thanks

Nice to know I'm not the only one of us here

chase · 08-01-2004, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rambler
Even though BigG sounds a little riled up; fundamentaly his arguement sounds rational where as yours(BOOBMASTER) is flawed by claiming the belief in something in which thier is absolutely no scientific evidence to back up.

Come on, it's a thread about religion....
What else do you expect but people claiming a belief in something without scientific proof. That's why it's your FAITH, or lack thereof...because these IS no solid, unequivocable proof.
I do things all the time that are "wrong" in Christianity's eyes...I make porn, my husband and I swing, I smoke pot, and on the rare celebratory occasion, go a little more out there...does that make me a hyprocrite or just a sinner?
Well, now I prefer Wicca's standards (An it harm none, do as thou wilt) but maybe it IS because I don't have to feel guilty for my victim-less sins. Who cares? It's my personal choice. Just like yours is yours, and boobmaster's is his, and even BigG's is his.
I don't know, I can't even get past the hostility of his posts to even want to understand his point, personally.

Corleone · 08-01-2004, 06:38 AM

catholic

sweetsally · 08-01-2004, 07:13 AM

Born and raised Southern Baptist.

BigG · 08-01-2004, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chase

I don't know, I can't even get past the hostility of his posts to even want to understand his point, personally.

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TheWildcard · 08-01-2004, 07:57 AM

DesignWise · 08-01-2004, 08:03 AM

I am confused if catholics are cristians?

Manowar · 08-01-2004, 08:06 AM

I do not follow religion.

Dirty F · 08-01-2004, 08:09 AM

When it comes to religion you are suck a sad, sad person boobmaster. Totally fucked in the head. I asked you before but got no answer. Who did this to you? Your parents?

BigG · 08-01-2004, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
I do not follow religion.

Oh! It is so much fun!

Let me catch you up on "the history" of religion.

Would you like to start with religion in prehistoric and primal cultures?

Hold on, I think there is something good on t.v. - I'll have to get back to you.

alexg · 08-01-2004, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by Anna_O
Meet her 5 am a saturday morning

[discaimer: all women look less hot when they've been out partying all night long]

that's true

alexg · 08-01-2004, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Living For Today
you speak of rastafari, but how can you justify belief in a dog that's left you behind? you've simply filled the gap between the upper and lower class and your faith merely keeps you in line. an amalgamation of jewish scripture and christian thought. what will that get you? not a fuck of a lot. take a look at your promised land. your deed is that gun in your hand. mt. zion's a minefield. the west bank. the gaza strip. soon to be parking lots for american tourists and fascist cops. fuck zionism. fuck militarism. fuck americanism. fuck nationalism. fuck religion

zionism doesn't have a lot to do with religion

Jer · 08-01-2004, 09:25 AM

God is Brazilianism is my religion.

SS396chevelleSS · 08-01-2004, 09:26 AM

I am Atheist

alexg · 08-01-2004, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
Translation: "I am a young, lonely, uneducated pimple faced geek who has never had sex or a girlfriend and am desperately in need of attention from a female personality on the internet tonight because my mom confiscated my fleshlight and grounded me for a week for being a fucking pervert."

Theo · 08-01-2004, 09:39 AM

God is dead. It's all about Punker Barbie these days.

MandyBlake · 08-01-2004, 10:04 AM

I've recently discovered a religion that really sums up what I believe. Deism.
So now I'm currently reading Thomas Paine's Age of Reason.
Very good book so far.

Goose · 08-01-2004, 10:07 AM

I'm christian, but I don't mind anyway...coz I don't believe in it!

buzzard · 08-01-2004, 10:18 AM

Religion is a Disease.

BigG · 08-01-2004, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by buzzard
Religion is a Disease.

Religion is worse than ?disease!?

Death by religion requires contemplation and consideration!

boobmaster · 08-01-2004, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
Religion is worse than ?disease!?

Death by religion requires contemplation and consideration!

You sure are wasting a lot of time on this thread. If you think it is all such a waste of time, why are you expending so much energy trying to insult me.

If you want to try to match me in terms of intellect, just name the time and place, asshole. Use any type of measurement you want. I will score higher than you in all of them. I have the degrees, publications, and supporting evidence to back it up. You have nothing but your simple-minded opinion. You are a total fucking idiot. I doubt you even graduated high-school (assuming you are actually old enough).

Basic_man · 08-01-2004, 01:03 PM

Alibababazaq

LadyMischief · 08-01-2004, 01:04 PM

Pagan

BigG · 08-01-2004, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster

If you want to try to match me in terms of intellect, just name the time and place, asshole. Use any type of measurement you want. I will score higher than you in all of them. I have the degrees, publications, and supporting evidence to back it up. You have nothing but your simple-minded opinion. You are a total fucking idiot. I doubt you even graduated high-school (assuming you are actually old enough).

OK! You got it Mr. Creepo!

Meet me at the nearest church . . . and we will have a "pray off!"

I will pray that your god blesses you with a sudden (very painful) death to spare you of any more of your hideous life.

I only include the "pain" part of my prayer because it makes me laugh.

You can pray that you won't die a sudden (very painful) death and we will see who wins.

Also, I will need one volunteer to walk up behind Mr. Creepo (Boobmaster) while we are praying, and strike him on the head with a shovel. Continue to beat him with the shovel until he stops breathing. Once he is unconscious, place the blade of the shovel in his mouth and step on it (as though you were digging a hole) and flip the upper half of his head across the church, away from his lifeless body.

rambler · 08-01-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
OK! You got it Mr. Creepo!

Meet me at the nearest church . . . and we will have a "pray off!"

I will pray that your god blesses you with a sudden (very painful) death to spare you of any more of your hideous life.

I only include the "pain" part of my prayer because it makes me laugh.

You can pray that you won't die a sudden (very painful) death and we will see who wins.

Also, I will need one volunteer to walk up behind Mr. Creepo (Boobmaster) while we are praying, and strike him on the head with a shovel. Continue to beat him with the shovel until he stops breathing. Once he is unconscious, place the blade of the shovel in his mouth and step on it (as though you were digging a hole) and flip the upper half of his head across the church, away from his lifeless body.

Can I please be that volunteer!

fr33s3x · 08-01-2004, 02:31 PM

Cannabism

BigG · 08-01-2004, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rambler
Can I please be that volunteer!

YES YOU CAN!
I?m sure you will perform spectacularly!

If too many people volunteer we might need to have everyone take turns.

Everyone gets in line and takes one great whack at Mr. Creepo!!!

tony286 · 08-01-2004, 02:43 PM

we are deists

boobmaster · 08-01-2004, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
OK! You got it Mr. Creepo!

Meet me at the nearest church . . . and we will have a "pray off!"

I will pray that your god blesses you with a sudden (very painful) death to spare you of any more of your hideous life.

I only include the "pain" part of my prayer because it makes me laugh.

You can pray that you won't die a sudden (very painful) death and we will see who wins.

Also, I will need one volunteer to walk up behind Mr. Creepo (Boobmaster) while we are praying, and strike him on the head with a shovel. Continue to beat him with the shovel until he stops breathing. Once he is unconscious, place the blade of the shovel in his mouth and step on it (as though you were digging a hole) and flip the upper half of his head across the church, away from his lifeless body.

You are a disturbed individual. Do you live in the USA? People have the right to believe whatever they want to believe in this country without fear of violence. I don't HATE you because of what you believe and I have no intention of making violent threats against your life because of it. I can't believe that these kinds of threats are condoned by the moderators of this board.

It is one thing to think that someone else's belief system is false and to choose not to believe it. Is is another thing entirely to wish a violent death on someone simply because they believe something which you do not. Grow the fuck up and move on, asshole. Noone is forcing you to read my posts.

boobmaster · 08-01-2004, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rambler
Can I please be that volunteer!

Fuck off, newb!

boobmaster · 08-01-2004, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
YES YOU CAN!
I?m sure you will perform spectacularly!

If too many people volunteer we might need to have everyone take turns.

Everyone gets in line and takes one great whack at Mr. Creepo!!!

Just curious -- are you even an adult webmaster? What sites do you run?

beergood · 08-01-2004, 04:54 PM

I'm a pimp

rambler · 08-01-2004, 04:57 PM

since when do you care about adult webmastering; booby?

Most of your posts preach your mythology..

anyways I am being entertained by it so you may keep it up

boobmaster · 08-01-2004, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rambler
since when do you care about adult webmastering; booby?

Most of your posts preach your mythology..

anyways I am being entertained by it so you may keep it up

Look at my sig. It leads to one of my web sites. I run several sites for models and have a profitable affiliate program. I also have some opinions which I am free to discuss on this board or anywhere else I want to without fear of being physically threatened by fucktards like you. You are a fuckwad newbie with under 100 posts and you have shown no evidence that you are an adult webmaster. For all I know, you are some Joe surfer troll looking to start shit. Threaten me again and I will forward your posts to the FB!.

BigG · 08-01-2004, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
Threaten me again and I will forward your posts to the FB!.

Forward this one to them too!

Dear lord, the father almighty . . . maker of heaven and hell, I pray to you the heavenly father to curse boobmaster with severe ejaculation disorders. I want him to suffer dear lord and I know you can do it!!! Feel free to induce horrendous pain, but I ask that you also include severe embarrassment as well to the curse. I mean, have him ejaculate whenever he sees a teenage boy - or something just as sick (if he doesn't already do that). Please lord let his ejaculation be so painful that he screams like someone is slowly ripping his nuts off. He should cry every time he ejaculates. His ejaculate should also stink like a decaying limb that has been amputated (off of a homeless man a week ago) and placed in a dumpster in the middle of the hottest day in August.
Thank you oh lord and praise be to god!

boobmaster · 08-01-2004, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
Forward this one to them too!

Dear lord, the father almighty . . . maker of heaven and hell, I pray to you the heavenly father to curse boobmaster with severe ejaculation disorders. I want him to suffer dear lord and I know you can do it!!! Feel free to induce horrendous pain, but I ask that you also include severe embarrassment as well to the curse. I mean, have him ejaculate whenever he sees a teenage boy - or something just as sick (if he doesn't already do that). Please lord let his ejaculation be so painful that he screams like someone is slowly ripping his nuts off. He should cry every time he ejaculates. His ejaculate should also stink like a decaying limb that has been amputated (off of a homeless man a week ago) and placed in a dumpster in the middle of the hottest day in August.
Thank you oh lord and praise be to god!

Why are you here? Are you an adult webmaster? If you're not prepared to answer, then you should be banned. And what is your true age? Are you really old enough to access adult fourms like this one? You are so fucking immature.

Lauren · 08-01-2004, 08:04 PM

non-practicing catholic and beergod is a pimp

rambler · 08-01-2004, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
Why are you here? Are you an adult webmaster? If you're not prepared to answer, then you should be banned. And what is your true age? Are you really old enough to access adult fourms like this one? You are so fucking immature.

You sound like such a whiny bitch; booby.

How old are you ?

These are mere words; while I am being entertained you are getting all uptight maybe you need to deal with your internal issues

boobmaster · 08-01-2004, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rambler
You sound like such a whiny bitch; booby.

How old are you ?

These are mere words; while I am being entertained you are getting all uptight maybe you need to deal with your internal issues

You voluntered to bash my head in with a shovel. You may call that entertainment. I call it a threat.

This is the THIRD time I have asked you now: ARE YOU AN ADULT WEBMASTER? List your sites or get the fuck out, newb!

rambler · 08-01-2004, 08:22 PM

Uh Oh
You've discovered I'm a newb by my post count.
please forgive me

because my adult webmastering experience isn't up to your standards. I guess you where right all along about this God guy.
I feel so horrible now that I am going to go to hell

.
Can you find in your oh so wise and mature heart to forgive me, Booby(The almighty Adult Webmaster).

boobmaster · 08-01-2004, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rambler

Uh Oh
You've discovered I'm a newb by my post count.
please forgive me because my adult webmastering experience isn't up to your standards. I guess you where right all along about this God guy.
I feel so horrible now that I am going to go to hell .
Can you find in your oh so wise and mature heart to forgive me, Booby(The almighty Adult Webmaster).

What sites do you run?

Big = rambler

boobmaster · 08-01-2004, 08:29 PM

For all the religion bashing going on in this thred, the poll indicates that religious people (63%) outnumber athiests/agnostics (47%) to this point. I guess the atheists just have the biggest mouths, eh?

Joe Citizen · 08-01-2004, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
For all the religion bashing going on in this thred, the poll indicates that religious people (63%) outnumber athiests/agnostics (47%) to this point. I guess the atheists just have the biggest mouths, eh?

So 63+47=100 does it?

rambler · 08-01-2004, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Citizen
So 63+47=100 does it?

Typical BOOBMASTER logic

boobmaster · 08-01-2004, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Citizen
So 63+47=100 does it?

It's called a typo. BTW, ,I haven't seen you offeer a better explanation.

boobmaster · 08-01-2004, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rambler
Typical BOOBMASTER logic

U R a fucking moron!

Joe Citizen · 08-01-2004, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
U R a fucking moron!

What would Jesus think of all this swearing?

View Poll Results: What is your religion
I am a Christian	36	27.27%
I am a Jew	8	6.06%
I am a Muslim	2	1.52%
I am an Athiest/Agnostic	54	40.91%
I practice one of the Eastern Religions (Buddhism, Hunduism, etc)	6	4.55%
I am something else	26	19.70%
Voters: 132. You may not vote on this poll

07-31-2004, 11:45 PM	#101
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08-01-2004, 10:04 AM	#120
MandyBlake The one and only! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 17,761	I've recently discovered a religion that really sums up what I believe. Deism. So now I'm currently reading Thomas Paine's Age of Reason. Very good book so far. __________________ Mandy's Playhouse Her First Fat Girl If you're interested in promoting my sites, ICQ me! 178411921

08-01-2004, 10:07 AM	#121
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07-31-2004, 11:50 PM	#102
Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	you speak of rastafari, but how can you justify belief in a dog that's left you behind? you've simply filled the gap between the upper and lower class and your faith merely keeps you in line. an amalgamation of jewish scripture and christian thought. what will that get you? not a fuck of a lot. take a look at your promised land. your deed is that gun in your hand. mt. zion's a minefield. the west bank. the gaza strip. soon to be parking lots for american tourists and fascist cops. fuck zionism. fuck militarism. fuck americanism. fuck nationalism. fuck religion

08-01-2004, 12:15 AM	#103
BigG So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 931	I just took a massive, hairy dump in boobmaster's mouth! Some people think that shitting in someone's mouth is impolite but most everyone that knows "boobmaster" says, thanks! ----------------------REMEMBER--------------------------- boobmaster is an idiot. boobmaster is a hypocrite. boobmaster hates logic. boobmaster loves fantasy! boobmaster wears t-shirts to church that read: I LOVE TITS! boobmaster insists that you call him "boobmaster" especially at church.

08-01-2004, 06:38 AM	#106
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	catholic

08-01-2004, 07:13 AM	#107
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TheWildcard So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,759	none

08-01-2004, 08:03 AM	#110
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08-01-2004, 08:06 AM	#111
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08-01-2004, 08:09 AM	#112
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	When it comes to religion you are suck a sad, sad person boobmaster. Totally fucked in the head. I asked you before but got no answer. Who did this to you? Your parents?

08-01-2004, 09:25 AM	#116
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	God is Brazilianism is my religion.

08-01-2004, 09:39 AM	#119
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08-01-2004, 10:18 AM	#122
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08-01-2004, 04:57 PM	#136
rambler Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: vancouver Posts: 745	since when do you care about adult webmastering; booby? Most of your posts preach your mythology.. anyways I am being entertained by it so you may keep it up

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08-01-2004, 08:22 PM	#143
rambler Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: vancouver Posts: 745	Uh Oh You've discovered I'm a newb by my post count. please forgive me because my adult webmastering experience isn't up to your standards. I guess you where right all along about this God guy. I feel so horrible now that I am going to go to hell . Can you find in your oh so wise and mature heart to forgive me, Booby(The almighty Adult Webmaster).

08-01-2004, 08:29 PM	#145
boobmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,185	For all the religion bashing going on in this thred, the poll indicates that religious people (63%) outnumber athiests/agnostics (47%) to this point. I guess the atheists just have the biggest mouths, eh?