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Originally posted by boobmaster
Threaten me again and I will forward your posts to the FB!.
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Forward this one to them too!
Dear lord, the father almighty . . . maker of heaven and hell, I pray to you the heavenly father to curse boobmaster with severe ejaculation disorders. I want him to suffer dear lord and I know you can do it!!! Feel free to induce horrendous pain, but I ask that you also include severe embarrassment as well to the curse. I mean, have him ejaculate whenever he sees a teenage boy - or something just as sick (if he doesn't already do that). Please lord let his ejaculation be so painful that he screams like someone is slowly ripping his nuts off. He should cry every time he ejaculates. His ejaculate should also stink like a decaying limb that has been amputated (off of a homeless man a week ago) and placed in a dumpster in the middle of the hottest day in August.
Thank you oh lord and praise be to god!