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He-Man 07-31-2004 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Other Sweetie
Not true. As studly as you men like to think you are, some of you really do suck...and I mean REALLY.

It may come as a surprise to some of you guys, but a clit isn't a cock. The harder and faster you rub/stroke, doesn't make it feel better. It's fucken annoying and does not feel good.

The only times I've ever felt the need to fake was because of foreplay like the above. And that's after both telling and showing the guy didn't make the least bit of difference.

Sometimes you need to fake it just to make it end. It's either that or crack them upside the head to make them stop because you're that aggravated.

You've obviously never been with a REAL man. :winkwink:

He-Man 07-31-2004 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Haha, no I am not gay nor bi. Try the adult personals. :winkwink:
No thanks. I've read somewhere that things like that end up bad.

The Other Sweetie 07-31-2004 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by He-Man
You've obviously never been with a REAL man. :winkwink:
Let me guess, you're a REAL man. :1orglaugh

There's some good ones out there. lol I'm not saying ALL men suck, but sometimes it's just hopeless.

DESIREbyDESIGN 07-31-2004 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Other Sweetie
Not true. As studly as you men like to think you are, some of you really do suck...and I mean REALLY.

It may come as a surprise to some of you guys, but a clit isn't a cock. The harder and faster you rub/stroke, doesn't make it feel better. It's fucken annoying and does not feel good.

The only times I've ever felt the need to fake was because of foreplay like the above. And that's after both telling and showing the guy didn't make the least bit of difference.

Sometimes you need to fake it just to make it end. It's either that or crack them upside the head to make them stop because you're that aggravated.


Some men just don't get it

DESIREbyDESIGN 07-31-2004 05:31 PM

The war in Iraq
How Bush managed to become President

and in no particular order:

Child sexual abuse
Rape
Women who only date violent men
Women who provoke men to become violent and enjoy watching them fight
People's fascination with guns
Why movies, TV shows etc about people being killed are so popular
Racism
Homophobia

Drake 07-31-2004 05:34 PM

I don't get traditions that continue even after they've been shown to be valueless.

I don't get why tipping is a necessity in a restaurant but few other places.

I don't get why people are hyprocrites (say one thing and do another, or say one thing but clearly believe something else)

I don't get why they say the Kennedy's are cursed (cursed by being wealthy maybe, but not much else, and that's not a curse)

I don't get novels that are 1k+ pages in length, but only because I've never been able to read a book that's more than 400 pages.

I don't get why lay people take music so seriously but not other expressions of art like paintings

I don't get how scientists are able to tell what a man ate and died and looked like who lived millions of years ago, but cannot figure out the same specs for somebody who died and decomposed a month ago

I don't get the logic of why 10 consecutive pop-up ads are effective, but one has to assume they are if programs do it

I don't totally get John Kerry

He-Man 07-31-2004 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DESIREbyDESIGN
Some men just don't get it
And some men just don't mind.

Rep 07-31-2004 05:41 PM

White America's fixation on black culture.

DESIREbyDESIGN 07-31-2004 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by He-Man
And some men just don't mind.

:1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 07-31-2004 06:52 PM

george W bush

lesbodojo 07-31-2004 07:25 PM

conservative people who work in the adult industry

freeadultcontent 07-31-2004 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lesbodojo
conservative people who work in the adult industry
Misuse of the word conservative in the same way liberal has been bastardized.

Tom_PMs 07-31-2004 07:35 PM

I dont get why the restaurant industry is permitted to pay base wages SO far below the so called "minimum wage", thereby forcing waiters and waitresses to rely on tips to survive.

I dont get why people so easily buy into stereotypes.

I dont get why alcoholism is considered a "disease".

I dont get no satisfaction.

I dont get no respect, no respect at all. I tell ya..

woodsix 07-31-2004 09:38 PM

I don't get why many Americans associate bad with black. Not beautiful. Not beneficial, but the most negative thing.

I don't get why many Americans seem to have trouble associating good things with black.

I don't get why a bad Monday has to be a Black Monday.
I don't get why it has to be blackmail.
I don't get why black lies are considered worse than white lies.
I don't get why people use the word black hat to mean something negative.

I don't get how people associate morality with colors.

keyboard warrior 07-31-2004 11:13 PM

tattos

Sly_RJ 07-31-2004 11:17 PM

Want to know what I don't get? This has had me stumped, if you figure it out please let me know.

One minute you could be "best friends" with someone and then not even an hour later they decide that they no longer want you a part of their life.

Now that's what I don't get.

Shortbread 07-31-2004 11:23 PM

I dont get men, or sluts

Jakke PNG 07-31-2004 11:43 PM

SUV's

Jakke PNG 07-31-2004 11:43 PM

smokers

The Truth Hurts 08-01-2004 12:03 AM

I don't get the GFY liberal whackos that go on and on about the "Religious Right" yet didn't have shit to say about the DNC opening up the convention with a reverend and a prayer, every other speaker taking about faith, morals, and values, and most of them having God bless somebody.

fr8 08-01-2004 12:03 AM

150 wiggers.

Pleasurepays 08-01-2004 12:06 AM

people that are 100% liberal or 100% republican and see only one side of the argument- which would mean that they would also have to think that 1/2 the population just "doesn't get it"... but they are lucky enough to "get it"

Pleasurepays 08-01-2004 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr8
150 wiggers.
leave KB alone.

Manowar 08-01-2004 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent

Why anyone would willingly put a global tracking device into their vehicle let alone pay to have one there.

because people think it would keep them safe, instead of thinking about every Civil Right slowly being taken away from us

Ash@phpFX 08-01-2004 01:08 AM

I dont get fake faded jeans

Repetitive Monkey 08-01-2004 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie
I don't get why women have allowed men to dominate the sex industry and capitalize on our bodies instead of doing it ourselves. Fucking women, I swear -- I don't get most of them.
But the whole industry is capitalizing on male instincts!

The female sense of logic... Not many people "get" that one.

KMR Stitch 08-01-2004 01:24 AM

HONDA CRX"s and HONDA CIVIC's RICED UP.



1991 Mini Van With no bumper duct tape on both mirrors
Cracked windshild

With SPINNERS

Satisfaction 08-01-2004 01:54 AM

caps being worn side ways...


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