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Goatse 07-31-2004 09:01 AM

Egalitarianism
Jealousy and resentment
Pettiness

zzgundamnzz 07-31-2004 09:04 AM

I don't get what all the hype is about Venus Williams...

I always here people "She's a dime yo"

"Dats right Cu"

"Straight Up"

And I look at what there looking at and I see Venus Williams bulging muscles. I think she's more ripped than Tyrese :helpme

Goose 07-31-2004 09:06 AM

Heidi Klum, it's just enough for Claudia Schiffer :(

gornyhuy 07-31-2004 09:09 AM

Implants.

TDF 07-31-2004 09:09 AM

white humor

Ironhorse 07-31-2004 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
They don't realize it themselves. Everyone seems to think they need to look perfect. Also perfection comes out of TV most of the time. I'm not surprised people I've met from all over the world joke about americans getting nosejobs or boobs as birthday presents. When was the last time you saw average looking people in TV series or movies?

In finland the actors are fat and ugly, but can act. I prefer it that way.. too bad our movies suck otherwise

Maybe the producers are skinny and beautiful??

escorpio 07-31-2004 09:39 AM

The deification of John Lennon.

I'm a Beatles fan but I don't get this "John Lennon, he invented peace!" stuff. He was considered pretty much of an asshole by those that knew him and his best work was way behind him at the time of his murder. "Double Fantasy" was absolutely horrilble.

eroswebmaster 07-31-2004 09:40 AM

What I don't get is where respect for ones self and others went to.

Goatse 07-31-2004 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
The deification of John Lennon.

I'm a Beatles fan but I don't get this "John Lennon, he invented peace!" stuff. He was considered pretty much of an asshole by those that knew him and his best work was way behind him at the time of his murder. "Double Fantasy" was absolutely horrilble.

It happens to every star who dies young: Hendrix, Morrison, Cobain, James Dean, etc. If they had lived on, they would now be dismissed as has-beens just like others of their generation.

Manowar 07-31-2004 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Personally i cannot understand it.
I never watch porn movies where a black guy is fucking a white girl.
I simply cannot fantasize that i am suddenly black lol. I know that black guy simply can't be me.

But do you envy the guy's 12" cocks pounding the sluts?

BlackCrayon 07-31-2004 10:18 AM

why women just can't say they aren't interested.

Raf1 07-31-2004 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by Battuss
Wiggers
that was the first thing I thought of

cspdinc 07-31-2004 10:32 AM

how come a few pro gals I've known, who make almost a half mill a year escorting, are always completley broke all the time and whine constantly.
Wait a second.... maybe buying 2000 dollar dogs then giving them to the pound for peeing on the floor is an action that describes their spending habits. That and not paying taxes until 6 months after the fact and getting slammed. (on what little they do turn in)

I work my butt off all week for what they make in a hour sometimes. And they work SOOoooooo hard. :waaaaahh

Nasty D 07-31-2004 10:41 AM

I don't get it when a stripper won't shoot for the net because of her plans to one day be in Playboy magazine. Hello :glugglug

smit 07-31-2004 10:50 AM

hhaha i agree with mullets, they are not attractive haircuts at all yet they still exist in my college hicktown... don't these people know that they are the ugliest haircuts ever?

Trixie 07-31-2004 11:03 AM

I don't get why women have allowed men to dominate the sex industry and capitalize on our bodies instead of doing it ourselves. Fucking women, I swear -- I don't get most of them.

freeadultcontent 07-31-2004 11:09 AM

Why pigs are 50% less fat over the last 10 years while we as americans are 50% more fat.

Why anyone would willingly put a global tracking device into their vehicle let alone pay to have one there.

Why women would be willing to fake an orgasm.

Why people associate higher price with better quality.

Why anyone supports drug or prostitution prohibition laws.

Why PETA is not on a terrorist list and eliminated.

What Martha Stewart really did to get jail time.

How stupid people really are and how they somehow remain alive.

Religion that is not done in private.

He-Man 07-31-2004 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by smit
hhaha i agree with mullets, they are not attractive haircuts at all yet they still exist in my college hicktown... don't these people know that they are the ugliest haircuts ever?
Dude...

business in the front, party in the back, WOOTWOOT

EZRhino 07-31-2004 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt
the United States and England have an obsession with celebrities.
We do but England has it so much worse

EZRhino 07-31-2004 01:54 PM

White girls with corn rows.....
I'll never understand that

Donny 07-31-2004 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss
And the whole bling bling culture in America. Diamond watches, spinning wheels, platinum chains and stuff like that. Maybe its because im Dutch we are less expressive when it comes to "bling" but personally i find it highly retarded. The people who are sucked up by that trend think that buying that stuff automatically means you have class while i noticed that most of these guys have anything but class. Punk ass bitches with money = bad combination.
I could have typed this, except I'm not dutch. :thumbsup :thumbsup

ParasiteTV 07-31-2004 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
i dont get why black people where size XXXXXXXXL White Tshirts that go down to there knees
because in ghetto culture, the younger kids always wear hand me downs... so the xxxxxxxxxl shirt is representative of being poor/ ghetto/ cool/ a moron.

TheWildcard 07-31-2004 02:26 PM

America.

alexg 07-31-2004 02:39 PM

gay rich leftie weed smokers

alexg 07-31-2004 02:41 PM

oh I also don't get these heavy bodybuilders who ruid their body with steroids, and have so much muscles that it looks ugly anyways

Jakke PNG 07-31-2004 02:42 PM

A few have appeared since I last posted..

- organized religion
- thieving, lying and scamming
- cheating on your better half
- parasite.tv's humor

gxer 07-31-2004 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

Religion that is not done in private.

This one is VERY important question for me too.

ParasiteTV 07-31-2004 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
A few have appeared since I last posted..

- organized religion
- thieving, lying and scamming
- cheating on your better half
- parasite.tv's humor

:1orglaugh

Jace 07-31-2004 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
i dont get why black people where size XXXXXXXXL White Tshirts that go down to there knees
jesus man, i am with you on this one...i live in Atlanta and every day I see a group of guys walking down the street with HUGE white t-shirts and jeans...they all dress exactly the same...i don't get it

what happened to being unique and original?

Antonio 07-31-2004 04:45 PM

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Why anyone would willingly put a global tracking device into their vehicle let alone pay to have one there.
Move to South Africa and you'll find out why

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Why women would be willing to fake an orgasm.
They'll fake anything to get what they want

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Why people associate higher price with better quality.
BMW v's Yugo ?

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Religion that is not done in private
Have to agree with this one.

Azlord 07-31-2004 04:50 PM

mastering the adult industry

He-Man 07-31-2004 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX

what happened to being unique and original?

Got old soon..

bad_girl 07-31-2004 04:53 PM

Why Bennifer ever happened - and even worse - why we were constantly subjected to it.


I also don't get reality shows like the swan, or mtv "make me look like my fave star" are hits.



BG

freeadultcontent 07-31-2004 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Antonio
Move to South Africa and you'll find out why
They'll fake anything to get what they want
BMW v's Yugo ?

I am not in South Africa nor plan on going, talking in the US.
I guess faking it to get the looser guy off you makes sense.
There is a real quality difference between BMW and Yugo, im talking like Salon hair products and say Suave shampoo.

Major (Tom) 07-31-2004 04:56 PM

Respect your elders. that i dont "get." why should i respect somebody based solely on the reason their parents fucked before mine. I have met many old stupid people who have the wisdom of corky thatcher. Respect is earned. being younger than someone doesnt automatically, nor should it, make you respect another older person.

Same with respect your parents. What if you're parents are twits? Druggies, dead beats, etc. Why are they entitled to respect? Simply because they exchanged bodilly fluids that resulted in fertilization? Funk That! I respect my parents because my dad worked 60 hours a week with a bad heart to put food on the table and my mom because she litterally sacraficed her life and aspiriations to bring me and my two brothers into this world. Respect is earned.

I think these two points is one of the reasons for schisms between the generations. I think younger people are thinking for themselves more and more these days and figuring things out based on empiricisim rather than hear say.
cheers
Duke

He-Man 07-31-2004 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
There is a real quality difference between BMW and Yugo, im talking like Salon hair products and say Suave shampoo.
Are you gay?

freeadultcontent 07-31-2004 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by He-Man
Are you gay?
I buy 1.00 shampoo what do you think?

The Other Sweetie 07-31-2004 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Antonio
They'll fake anything to get what they want
Not true. As studly as you men like to think you are, some of you really do suck...and I mean REALLY.

It may come as a surprise to some of you guys, but a clit isn't a cock. The harder and faster you rub/stroke, doesn't make it feel better. It's fucken annoying and does not feel good.

The only times I've ever felt the need to fake was because of foreplay like the above. And that's after both telling and showing the guy didn't make the least bit of difference.

Sometimes you need to fake it just to make it end. It's either that or crack them upside the head to make them stop because you're that aggravated.

He-Man 07-31-2004 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I buy 1.00 shampoo what do you think?
What are you trying to say? You're cheap?:Graucho

freeadultcontent 07-31-2004 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by He-Man
What are you trying to say? You're cheap?:Graucho
Haha, no I am not gay nor bi. Try the adult personals. :winkwink:


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