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How you're gonna die...
How are you going to go? What is your best guess on how you will meet your final fate? I figure mine like this. I smoke 3 packs a day, have done lots of coke in the past, I am about 100 pounds overweight and I drink lots of coffee. I am betting on either heart failure or cancer. How are you going?
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While doing a chic while on viagra at the age of 85
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Logos and such.
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I could care less, i will deal with it when it comes and if it gets bad, taken enough sleeping pills so i wont wake up the next morning. Always a pleasant way to go.
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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car crash. If this board had a search I could prove it to you. I've mentioned it 100 times before. I WILL die in a car crash before I am 40.
The nighmare has played out in my head a million times.
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I'll probably get shot - I have a tendency to give dirty looks and cause fights.
Sigh. BG
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I'm not going at all.
328 years ago I bought magic life elixer from an old druid. It will even let me survive WW3. |
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Heart failure at 35.
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Autoerotic asphyxiation.
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im gonna live forever...I dont know how YOUR gonna die..but im immortal baby.
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"slice me dice me, i wanna die screaming."
some of the best quotes ever are about dying
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the orgasm is insane.. just make sure you cum as you die! ...for me: i spend a LOT of time in cars or travelling so somehtign related to that most likely either that or some disease like cholera while travelling |
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I shall live forever.......
..... or else die in the attemp! I think that was first said by Woody Allen.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I tried to love until something inside me died I try to live with this hatred inside I hide I close my eyes as I lose my fuckin' mind I look back upon the days that have gone My wasted youth all the shit that's gone wrong with me I see the world slowly slipping away My silent scream goes unheard every fucking day With all my soul I never wished it to be this way I've lost my faith but I fall to my knees and pray I rot away in this world not meant for me And thoughts of murder are the only salvation for me I walk the streets this violence grows inside me The people's faces I see I want to make them explode I want to take back from them what they've crushed out of me I want my soul my youth my faith my life and the love I can't see These scars that poisoned my soul they just continue to bleed I feel this rage this hatred it's killing me The days go on with no end This violence inside me grows I feel the end's coming soon but I won't go alone I hear it I know you won't believe it Voices in me that makes me paranoid There it is do you hear it I know that I'm not crazy But day after day I lose my sanity My life I've always been alone I've always been alone There's nothing left of me The game is over the game is over for me I'm left without a soul My life is over, whats goin on Why why must I cry Why why must I die alone No love left inside My kindness has give way to an endless barrage of emotional scars No love left in my heart I've been dead since my innocence faded away Why why must it be this way I ask myself this question each and everyday My anger runs out of control I just want to die spit my last breath - blood for blood
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Probably heart failure.
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I smoke and drink a lot but I think it will be the heart
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hmm..how am I going to die..Ive had problems with opiates in the past..so either an overdose or Im going to stop breathing in my sleep.
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only God know's how
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Cancer or heart failure I am sure.
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I dont last til the end of the year... i'll be caught by the gellyfish during my vacations next august!
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I will die in a freak gardening accident
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I let thespark decide important things like that.... http://community.sparknotes.com/death/
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all you cellphone junkies will die from a brain tumor!
And I can hardly wait! "Oh, that's my cell, can you hold for a sec?" Hell No! Burn fucker!
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I don't care, as long as it's not by drowning or in a fire. Those have to be scary experiences. To know you're gonna die in 30 to 90 seconds but not be able to do anything about it.
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not too sure but I hope it's quick or while I'm a sleep
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heart attack or lungs
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the females in my family usually die of natural causes in their 80's and 90's in their sleep.
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I think it will be how I least expect it and that's the way I want it!
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most probably stabbed. When people get mugged here, the mugger usually has a knife - and i would probably fight back.
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Cancer in my 80's, like everyone in my family.
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This is a very uplifting thread!
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gunshot to the head
been having recurring dreams about it since i was about 14 family members and a few friends have had the same dream, its weird... so i guess thats how im gonna go ![]()
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Im not sure I just dont want to go in a shitty way.
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at this rate ill die reading GFY
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its easy, if nothing will hit me, i'll hit something on my way.
most probable causes: -car accident, plane crush, less propable but possibile: -if something bad happens to NYC -skydiving when i was a kid i drowned 3 times and once almost set parent's house on fire unintentionally. there are better things in life than thinking about own death unless you're ready to go.
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