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NickPapageorgio 07-30-2004 11:15 AM

How you're gonna die...
 
How are you going to go? What is your best guess on how you will meet your final fate? I figure mine like this. I smoke 3 packs a day, have done lots of coke in the past, I am about 100 pounds overweight and I drink lots of coffee. I am betting on either heart failure or cancer. How are you going?

axelcat 07-30-2004 11:17 AM

While doing a chic while on viagra at the age of 85:thumbsup

DavieVegas 07-30-2004 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
How are you going to go? What is your best guess on how you will meet your final fate? I figure mine like this. I smoke 3 packs a day, have done lots of coke in the past, I am about 100 pounds overweight and I drink lots of coffee. I am betting on either heart failure or cancer. How are you going?
probably heart attack...something with the heart..runs in the family..Italian familys seem to all die of heart disease...its the diet and genetics..Genes

Platinumpimp 07-30-2004 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by axelcat
While doing a chic while on viagra at the age of 85:thumbsup
A young chick I hope :Graucho

okny 07-30-2004 11:18 AM

I could care less, i will deal with it when it comes and if it gets bad, taken enough sleeping pills so i wont wake up the next morning. Always a pleasant way to go.

RedShoe 07-30-2004 11:18 AM

car crash. If this board had a search I could prove it to you. I've mentioned it 100 times before. I WILL die in a car crash before I am 40.

The nighmare has played out in my head a million times.

bad_girl 07-30-2004 11:18 AM

I'll probably get shot - I have a tendency to give dirty looks and cause fights.


Sigh.

BG

AnalProbe 07-30-2004 11:19 AM

I'm not going at all.

328 years ago I bought magic life elixer from an old druid.

It will even let me survive WW3.

NickPapageorgio 07-30-2004 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
I'm not going at all.

328 years ago I bought magic life elixer from an old druid.

It will even let me survive WW3.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Were you waiting in line behind Dick Clark?

Jakke PNG 07-30-2004 11:20 AM

Heart failure at 35.

psili 07-30-2004 11:22 AM

Autoerotic asphyxiation.

Marcus Aurelius 07-30-2004 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by psili
Autoerotic asphyxiation.
thats the way michael hutchins of INXS died I hear. that would suck. a rope around your neck, dick in hand.

GirlV 07-30-2004 11:27 AM

im gonna live forever...I dont know how YOUR gonna die..but im immortal baby. :winkwink:

Fletch XXX 07-30-2004 11:29 AM

"slice me dice me, i wanna die screaming."

some of the best quotes ever are about dying

psili 07-30-2004 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq
thats the way michael hutchins of INXS died I hear. that would suck. a rope around your neck, dick in hand.
Damn. Someone actually did that to themself .... I was kind of joking about the whole autoerotic thing. Hoping more to pass silently away in the sleep.

NickPapageorgio 07-30-2004 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
"slice me dice me, i wanna die screaming."

some of the best quotes ever are about dying

Yeah I am kind of hoping I die doing something cool. Maybe running from the cops at 75 years old with a few kilos in the trunk or something. I will probably go doing something stupid like taking a shit or putting on my underwear.

Preacher 07-30-2004 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
car crash. If this board had a search I could prove it to you. I've mentioned it 100 times before. I WILL die in a car crash before I am 40.

The nighmare has played out in my head a million times.


....how old are you now? :helpme

=^..^= 07-30-2004 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
thats the way michael hutchins of INXS died I hear. that would suck. a rope around your neck, dick in hand.
it's spose to be a ghood way to die
the orgasm is insane..
just make sure you cum as you die!

...for me: i spend a LOT of time in cars or travelling so somehtign related to that most likely
either that or some disease like cholera while travelling

SuckOnThis 07-30-2004 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by okny
I could care less, i will deal with it when it comes and if it gets bad, taken enough sleeping pills so i wont wake up the next morning. Always a pleasant way to go.

The funny thing is nothing will happen until you have a kid or two. Then you might look at it a little different.

Paul Waters 07-30-2004 11:41 AM

I shall live forever.......









..... or else die in the attemp!




I think that was first said by Woody Allen.

Fletch XXX 07-30-2004 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Yeah I am kind of hoping I die doing something cool. Maybe running from the cops at 75 years old with a few kilos in the trunk or something. I will probably go doing something stupid like taking a shit or putting on my underwear.
I tried to love but I've grown so empty inside
I tried to love until something inside me died
I try to live with this hatred inside I hide
I close my eyes as I lose my fuckin' mind
I look back upon the days that have gone
My wasted youth all the shit that's gone wrong with me
I see the world slowly slipping away
My silent scream goes unheard every fucking day
With all my soul I never wished it to be this way
I've lost my faith but I fall to my knees and pray
I rot away in this world not meant for me
And thoughts of murder are the only salvation for me
I walk the streets this violence grows inside me
The people's faces I see I want to make them explode
I want to take back from them what they've crushed out of me
I want my soul my youth my faith my life and the love I can't see
These scars that poisoned my soul they just continue to bleed
I feel this rage this hatred it's killing me
The days go on with no end
This violence inside me grows
I feel the end's coming soon but I won't go alone
I hear it I know you won't believe it
Voices in me that makes me paranoid
There it is do you hear it I know that I'm not crazy
But day after day I lose my sanity
My life I've always been alone
I've always been alone
There's nothing left of me
The game is over the game is over for me
I'm left without a soul
My life is over, whats goin on
Why why must I cry Why why must I die alone
No love left inside
My kindness has give way to an endless barrage of emotional scars
No love left in my heart
I've been dead since my innocence faded away
Why why must it be this way
I ask myself this question each and everyday
My anger runs out of control
I just want to die


spit my last breath - blood for blood

eroswebmaster 07-30-2004 11:43 AM

Probably heart failure.

SetTheWorldonFire 07-30-2004 11:47 AM

I smoke and drink a lot but I think it will be the heart :glugglug

tonitek7 07-30-2004 11:50 AM

hmm..how am I going to die..Ive had problems with opiates in the past..so either an overdose or Im going to stop breathing in my sleep. :BangBang: die mofo!

iFliPcEss 07-30-2004 11:51 AM

only God know's how

Fletch XXX 07-30-2004 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by iFliPcEss
only God know's how
he must have some big hard drives to store all this info about everyone that has gone, will come, and is here.

Tera 07-30-2004 11:57 AM

Cancer or heart failure I am sure.

NickPapageorgio 07-30-2004 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
he must have some big hard drives to store all this info about everyone that has gone, will come, and is here.
Well if there is a god I guess you could say he is a content provider.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 07-30-2004 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Well if there is a god I guess you could say he is a content provider.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Hes certainly not a religious person, thats for sure, he created sex. couldnt create it and be against it all at the same time.

Sagitta 07-30-2004 12:17 PM

I dont last til the end of the year... i'll be caught by the gellyfish during my vacations next august!

Shok 07-30-2004 12:21 PM

I will die in a freak gardening accident

Big Cheese 07-30-2004 12:29 PM

I let thespark decide important things like that.... http://community.sparknotes.com/death/

Martys manhood 07-30-2004 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
car crash. If this board had a search I could prove it to you. I've mentioned it 100 times before. I WILL die in a car crash before I am 40.

The nighmare has played out in my head a million times.

Me too!!! It's my all time greatest fear (aside from being killed and put all over the Internet and CNN). :(

DrGuile 07-30-2004 12:43 PM

all you cellphone junkies will die from a brain tumor!

And I can hardly wait!


"Oh, that's my cell, can you hold for a sec?"


Hell No! Burn fucker!

enter » 07-30-2004 12:46 PM

I don't care, as long as it's not by drowning or in a fire. Those have to be scary experiences. To know you're gonna die in 30 to 90 seconds but not be able to do anything about it.

GigaChris 07-30-2004 12:48 PM

not too sure but I hope it's quick or while I'm a sleep

loverboy 07-30-2004 12:54 PM

heart attack or lungs

Babagirls 07-30-2004 01:03 PM

the females in my family usually die of natural causes in their 80's and 90's in their sleep.

i hope thats the way i go. :)

Firehorse 07-30-2004 02:44 PM

I think it will be how I least expect it and that's the way I want it! :thumbsup

Manowar 07-30-2004 02:47 PM

most probably stabbed. When people get mugged here, the mugger usually has a knife - and i would probably fight back.

Goatse 07-31-2004 01:59 AM

Cancer in my 80's, like everyone in my family.

Jakke PNG 07-31-2004 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
Cancer in my 80's, like everyone in my family.
colon cancer?

boobmaster 07-31-2004 02:05 AM

This is a very uplifting thread!

boobmaster 07-31-2004 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by Martys manhood
Me too!!! It's my all time greatest fear (aside from being killed and put all over the Internet and CNN). :(
Very interesting. I had that fear when I was younger .... dying in a car crash.

boobmaster 07-31-2004 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by loverboy
heart attack or lungs
Stop smoking and eating at McDonnald's

Napolean 07-31-2004 02:15 AM

gunshot to the head

been having recurring dreams about it since i was about 14

family members and a few friends have had the same dream, its weird... so i guess thats how im gonna go :warning

fr8 07-31-2004 02:20 AM

Im not sure I just dont want to go in a shitty way.

nolaman 07-31-2004 02:21 AM

at this rate ill die reading GFY

Serge Litehead 07-31-2004 03:41 AM

its easy, if nothing will hit me, i'll hit something on my way.
most probable causes:
-car accident, plane crush,

less propable but possibile:
-if something bad happens to NYC
-skydiving

when i was a kid i drowned 3 times and once almost set parent's house on fire unintentionally.

there are better things in life than thinking about own death unless you're ready to go.


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