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lil2rich4u2 · 07-29-2004, 09:34 PM

serious question (or as serious as it could be lol)

i dont seam to be able to get the right angle with my trimmer lol

187 · 07-29-2004, 09:35 PM

do you WANT an itchy ass?

Spunky · 07-29-2004, 09:35 PM

Get your boyfriend to do it

aaron · 07-29-2004, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Get your boyfriend to do it

lil2rich4u2 · 07-29-2004, 09:37 PM

i dont want an itchy ass, but i dont want a nasty hairy one either

i want it shaved (not waxed)

maybe even trimmed to a #1 blade

just cant seam to be able to get in there heh

Rob · 07-29-2004, 09:42 PM

Just do the feel and shave technique. You feel around for hairs with your free hand and when you isolate a patch, you move in with the Mach3 Turbo by Gillette. Mow through that patch and then move on to the next. It works for me.

You don't get an itchy ass unless you decide to let it grow back. If that's the case, place a corncob between your cheeks for anytime instant relief.

Marcus Aurelius · 07-29-2004, 09:43 PM

nair or magic shave should work fine.

lil2rich4u2 · 07-29-2004, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Just do the feel and shave technique. You feel around for hairs with your free hand and when you isolate a patch, you move in with the Mach3 Turbo by Gillette. Mow through that patch and then move on to the next. It works for me.

You don't get an itchy ass unless you decide to let it grow back. If that's the case, place a corncob between your cheeks for anytime instant relief.

thing is im a big guy lol

not as big as most, but still much larger than your average ass shaving prep

i can only get one arm back there at a time, and im totally useless with my left, so im limited to my right arm rofl

wish i can just run my trimmer through there heh

gornyhuy · 07-29-2004, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
thing is im a big guy lol

not as big as most, but still much larger than your average ass shaving prep

i can only get one arm back there at a time, and im totally useless with my left, so im limited to my right arm rofl

wish i can just run my trimmer through there heh

I have successfully run the norelco trimmer (on #1) and the mach 3 turbo - both work fine if you can get in the right position...

Also - as mentioned above, definitely don't let it grow back in if you want to avoid the dreaded ass itch.

zanycash Pete · 07-29-2004, 09:47 PM

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jonesy · 07-29-2004, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
i dont want an itchy ass, but i dont want a nasty hairy one either

i want it shaved (not waxed)

maybe even trimmed to a #1 blade

just cant seam to be able to get in there heh

dude you shave your in for a terible time when it grows in - ingrown hair is a motherfucker and thats what youll get from sitting on your ass.

use the lowest setting/attachment possible.

you gotta spread your ass to get the clippers between the cheeks.

sit, stand, squat over or in front of a mirror

if your hell bent on being smooth use nair.

itll burn a little butt it does the job -

BE CAREFULL GETTING ANY ON THE NUTS OR TOO CLOSE TO THE BUNGHOLE CAUSE IT BURNS LIKE HELL!

Rob · 07-29-2004, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
thing is im a big guy lol

not as big as most, but still much larger than your average ass shaving prep

i can only get one arm back there at a time, and im totally useless with my left, so im limited to my right arm rofl

wish i can just run my trimmer through there heh

No problem!

You simply duct tape one of these:

to one of these:

While using one of these:

3 linkhotten in 1!

Dagwolf · 07-29-2004, 09:49 PM

I think this is the third ass-shaving thread I've seen this week... maybe I should build a dedicated website with tutorials.

Spunky · 07-29-2004, 09:49 PM

Look how Tina does it
http://xtinaspussy.tk/

=^..^= · 07-29-2004, 09:51 PM

gety one of them "pussyshaver" machines
they dont give you nasty rashes or cuts
and you dont have to apply shaving cream MUCH easier

Evil1 · 07-29-2004, 09:51 PM

What the fucking fuck? lol

anyway, if you're going to do it the benefits of kerosene and a match are plentiful.

You wont get a smooter shave anywhere
The job is done in 3.2 seconds
Theres a good chance you wont have to shave anything.. ever again
No hair cleanup
Might even take a few of those big red oozing zits you have back there out
If you dont wipe properly, it'll sanitize the fuck out of that area too
Any hemmoroids are cauterized

I could go on if you like?

jonesy · 07-29-2004, 09:52 PM

dont forget your ass fresh either with

http://www.mintyass.com/

Rob · 07-29-2004, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Look how Tina does it
http://xtinaspussy.tk/

Classic!

Serge Litehead · 07-29-2004, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil1
What the fucking fuck? lol

anyway, if you're going to do it the benefits of kerosene and a match are plentiful.

You wont get a smooter shave anywhere
The job is done in 3.2 seconds
Theres a good chance you wont have to shave anything.. ever again
No hair cleanup
Might even take a few of those big red oozing zits you have back there out
If you dont wipe properly, it'll sanitize the fuck out of that area too
Any hemmoroids are cauterized

I could go on if you like?

many would pay to see this in action!!! much better than beheading or setting kitty on fire

EviLGuY · 07-29-2004, 10:02 PM

Get your friend to shave it for you.. you can bond!

Ironhorse · 07-29-2004, 10:25 PM

Get a nice sharp Scythe and have at it..

Spunky · 07-29-2004, 10:27 PM

Blow out a fart and light it on fire

PrivateIvy · 07-29-2004, 10:28 PM

It's very simple....
Sit on your knees in the bathtub

Lather up real good with shaving cream.

bend over with one hand in front supporting yourself

With the other hand, you reach between your legs and run the razor from back to front, then do the same for the other side. Rinse and Repeat as necessary

Ivy

Firehorse · 07-30-2004, 09:55 AM

If you want to be thorough and safe, wax it!

Kamilla36D · 07-30-2004, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
nair or magic shave should work fine.

Yup, Nair - hair removing cream is what I use

GFX Wiz · 07-30-2004, 10:01 AM

Two words:

VERY CAREFULLY

iFliPcEss · 07-30-2004, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
It's very simple....
Sit on your knees in the bathtub

Lather up real good with shaving cream.

bend over with one hand in front supporting yourself

With the other hand, you reach between your legs and run the razor from back to front, then do the same for the other side. Rinse and Repeat as necessary

Ivy

great advice Ivy

lil2rich4u2 · 07-30-2004, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
It's very simple....
Sit on your knees in the bathtub

Lather up real good with shaving cream.

bend over with one hand in front supporting yourself

With the other hand, you reach between your legs and run the razor from back to front, then do the same for the other side. Rinse and Repeat as necessary

Ivy

mmm the image ...

Joesho · 07-30-2004, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
gety one of them "pussyshaver" machines
they dont give you nasty rashes or cuts
and you dont have to apply shaving cream MUCH easier

where do I find one of those at ?

Zerof8 · 07-30-2004, 10:09 PM

LMAO

fuck shavin just pluck it

nofx · 07-30-2004, 10:12 PM

soak your ass in hairspray and then find a lighter, viola!, no more ass hair

lesbodojo · 07-30-2004, 10:31 PM

Good call. Get your bitch to shave it.

Doctor Dre · 07-30-2004, 10:32 PM

You shouldn't ... it makes you ... gay unless you are really cut, have huge 6 pacs and look REALLY good

Oh wait ... you like cocks ... my bad

ytcracker · 07-30-2004, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Look how Tina does it
http://xtinaspussy.tk/

guess who fell for this?

p.s. im raising my hand

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