exactly how am i supposed to shave my ass? lol

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  • lil2rich4u2
    ICQ: 175171926
    • Oct 2002
    • 11046

    #1

    exactly how am i supposed to shave my ass? lol

    serious question (or as serious as it could be lol)

    i dont seam to be able to get the right angle with my trimmer lol
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    • Jun 2004
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    #2
    do you WANT an itchy ass?
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986

      #3
      Get your boyfriend to do it

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      • aaron
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        • Mar 2003
        • 4452

        #4
        Originally posted by spunky1
        Get your boyfriend to do it

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        • lil2rich4u2
          ICQ: 175171926
          • Oct 2002
          • 11046

          #5
          i dont want an itchy ass, but i dont want a nasty hairy one either

          i want it shaved (not waxed)

          maybe even trimmed to a #1 blade

          just cant seam to be able to get in there heh
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          • Rob
            I'm a great bowler.
            • Nov 2003
            • 13310

            #6
            Just do the feel and shave technique. You feel around for hairs with your free hand and when you isolate a patch, you move in with the Mach3 Turbo by Gillette. Mow through that patch and then move on to the next. It works for me.

            You don't get an itchy ass unless you decide to let it grow back. If that's the case, place a corncob between your cheeks for anytime instant relief.

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            • Marcus Aurelius
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              • Apr 2003
              • 14809

              #7
              nair or magic shave should work fine.

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              • lil2rich4u2
                ICQ: 175171926
                • Oct 2002
                • 11046

                #8
                Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                Just do the feel and shave technique. You feel around for hairs with your free hand and when you isolate a patch, you move in with the Mach3 Turbo by Gillette. Mow through that patch and then move on to the next. It works for me.

                You don't get an itchy ass unless you decide to let it grow back. If that's the case, place a corncob between your cheeks for anytime instant relief.
                thing is im a big guy lol

                not as big as most, but still much larger than your average ass shaving prep

                i can only get one arm back there at a time, and im totally useless with my left, so im limited to my right arm rofl

                wish i can just run my trimmer through there heh
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                • gornyhuy
                  Chafed.
                  • May 2002
                  • 18041

                  #9
                  Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
                  thing is im a big guy lol

                  not as big as most, but still much larger than your average ass shaving prep

                  i can only get one arm back there at a time, and im totally useless with my left, so im limited to my right arm rofl

                  wish i can just run my trimmer through there heh
                  I have successfully run the norelco trimmer (on #1) and the mach 3 turbo - both work fine if you can get in the right position...

                  Also - as mentioned above, definitely don't let it grow back in if you want to avoid the dreaded ass itch.

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                  • zanycash Pete
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                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1023

                    #10
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                    • jonesy
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                      • Jan 2003
                      • 6688

                      #11
                      Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
                      i dont want an itchy ass, but i dont want a nasty hairy one either

                      i want it shaved (not waxed)

                      maybe even trimmed to a #1 blade

                      just cant seam to be able to get in there heh
                      dude you shave your in for a terible time when it grows in - ingrown hair is a motherfucker and thats what youll get from sitting on your ass.

                      use the lowest setting/attachment possible.

                      you gotta spread your ass to get the clippers between the cheeks.

                      sit, stand, squat over or in front of a mirror


                      if your hell bent on being smooth use nair.

                      itll burn a little butt it does the job -

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                      • Rob
                        I'm a great bowler.
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 13310

                        #12
                        Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
                        thing is im a big guy lol

                        not as big as most, but still much larger than your average ass shaving prep

                        i can only get one arm back there at a time, and im totally useless with my left, so im limited to my right arm rofl

                        wish i can just run my trimmer through there heh
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                        • Dagwolf
                          President of Canada
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 23141

                          #13
                          I think this is the third ass-shaving thread I've seen this week... maybe I should build a dedicated website with tutorials.
                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133986

                            #14
                            Look how Tina does it
                            http://xtinaspussy.tk/

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                            • =^..^=
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 6935

                              #15
                              gety one of them "pussyshaver" machines
                              they dont give you nasty rashes or cuts
                              and you dont have to apply shaving cream MUCH easier
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                              • Evil1
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 3893

                                #16
                                What the fucking fuck? lol

                                anyway, if you're going to do it the benefits of kerosene and a match are plentiful.

                                You wont get a smooter shave anywhere
                                The job is done in 3.2 seconds
                                Theres a good chance you wont have to shave anything.. ever again
                                No hair cleanup
                                Might even take a few of those big red oozing zits you have back there out
                                If you dont wipe properly, it'll sanitize the fuck out of that area too
                                Any hemmoroids are cauterized

                                I could go on if you like?

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                                • jonesy
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 6688

                                  #17
                                  dont forget your ass fresh either with

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                                  • Rob
                                    I'm a great bowler.
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 13310

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by spunky1
                                    Look how Tina does it
                                    http://xtinaspussy.tk/
                                    Classic!

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                                    • Serge Litehead
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 5190

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Evil1
                                      What the fucking fuck? lol

                                      anyway, if you're going to do it the benefits of kerosene and a match are plentiful.

                                      You wont get a smooter shave anywhere
                                      The job is done in 3.2 seconds
                                      Theres a good chance you wont have to shave anything.. ever again
                                      No hair cleanup
                                      Might even take a few of those big red oozing zits you have back there out
                                      If you dont wipe properly, it'll sanitize the fuck out of that area too
                                      Any hemmoroids are cauterized

                                      I could go on if you like?
                                      many would pay to see this in action!!! much better than beheading or setting kitty on fire

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                                      • EviLGuY
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 12745

                                        #20
                                        Get your friend to shave it for you.. you can bond!

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                                        • Ironhorse
                                          Pixel Pusher
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 7094

                                          #21
                                          Get a nice sharp Scythe and have at it..

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                                          • Spunky
                                            I need a beer
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 133986

                                            #22
                                            Blow out a fart and light it on fire

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                                            • PrivateIvy
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 4257

                                              #23
                                              It's very simple....
                                              Sit on your knees in the bathtub

                                              Lather up real good with shaving cream.

                                              bend over with one hand in front supporting yourself

                                              With the other hand, you reach between your legs and run the razor from back to front, then do the same for the other side. Rinse and Repeat as necessary

                                              Ivy

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                                              • Firehorse
                                                Desire it and have it!!!
                                                • Apr 2002
                                                • 30767

                                                #24
                                                If you want to be thorough and safe, wax it!
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                                                • Kamilla36D
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 605

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by mdcq
                                                  nair or magic shave should work fine.
                                                  Yup, Nair - hair removing cream is what I use
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                                                  • GFX Wiz
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                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 916

                                                    #26
                                                    Two words:

                                                    VERY CAREFULLY
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                                                    • iFliPcEss
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 3087

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by PrivateIvy
                                                      It's very simple....
                                                      Sit on your knees in the bathtub

                                                      Lather up real good with shaving cream.

                                                      bend over with one hand in front supporting yourself

                                                      With the other hand, you reach between your legs and run the razor from back to front, then do the same for the other side. Rinse and Repeat as necessary

                                                      Ivy
                                                      great advice Ivy

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                                                      • lil2rich4u2
                                                        ICQ: 175171926
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 11046

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by PrivateIvy
                                                        It's very simple....
                                                        Sit on your knees in the bathtub

                                                        Lather up real good with shaving cream.

                                                        bend over with one hand in front supporting yourself

                                                        With the other hand, you reach between your legs and run the razor from back to front, then do the same for the other side. Rinse and Repeat as necessary

                                                        Ivy
                                                        mmm the image ...
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                                                        • Joesho
                                                          want to get in shape
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 12329

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by =^..^=
                                                          gety one of them "pussyshaver" machines
                                                          they dont give you nasty rashes or cuts
                                                          and you dont have to apply shaving cream MUCH easier
                                                          where do I find one of those at ?
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                                                          • Zerof8
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                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 1245

                                                            #30
                                                            LMAO fuck shavin just pluck it
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                                                            • nofx
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                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 16826

                                                              #31
                                                              soak your ass in hairspray and then find a lighter, viola!, no more ass hair

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                                                              • lesbodojo
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                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                • 2839

                                                                #32
                                                                Good call. Get your bitch to shave it.
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                                                                • Doctor Dre
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                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 51692

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • ytcracker
                                                                    stc is the greatest
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 12403

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                    Look how Tina does it
                                                                    http://xtinaspussy.tk/
                                                                    guess who fell for this?

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