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Old 07-31-2004, 01:31 AM   #1
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Government guide for prostitutes
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TIPS FOR SEX WORKERS

* Use beds with good back support so services "can be performed without strain or discomfort".

* Watch out for occupational overuse syndrome, often caused by rapid repetitive tasks or forceful movements.
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Old 07-31-2004, 01:39 AM   #2
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Fuck man the government regulates how many strokes you can get without changing positions...

Guy: OH OH OH I'm gonna drop a huge load in your hair!
Girl: Do it to me mate! Fuck me like a dingo!
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Girl: Sorry, had to change positions, OSHA said I could get repetitive stress disorder or some crap like that.
Guy: But I was about to finish!
Girl: How's about I stick this torch up your arse and we'll call it a day?
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Old 07-31-2004, 01:43 AM   #3
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* Carry a small torch in case you need to check clients for sexually transmitted diseases.

LOL I guess they call a flashlight a 'torch' in new zealand.
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