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Fuck man the government regulates how many strokes you can get without changing positions...
Guy: OH OH OH I'm gonna drop a huge load in your hair!
Girl: Do it to me mate! Fuck me like a dingo!
Guy: YES YES HERE I...
Girl: Sorry, had to change positions, OSHA said I could get repetitive stress disorder or some crap like that.
Guy: But I was about to finish!
Girl: How's about I stick this torch up your arse and we'll call it a day?
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