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07-30-2004, 01:32 AM
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My Pussy Stinks
Does your cat smell?
Once again I have to go through this yearly task, scratched hands and all, in order to bathe my pussy! |
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07-30-2004, 01:34 AM
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Sounds like it needs a shave instead of a bath. If you watch the claws you should be successful.
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07-30-2004, 01:36 AM
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You think a pussy smells??????/ Try getting next to a wild beaver that has been neglected!
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07-30-2004, 01:46 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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07-30-2004, 01:51 AM
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soak the pussy then stroke the pussy
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07-30-2004, 01:52 AM
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that stinks!
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07-30-2004, 03:39 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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good luck hehehe
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07-30-2004, 03:50 AM
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soak, rub, soak, rub... let it dry (under the sun)
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07-30-2004, 11:10 AM
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Bathing a cat is one of lifes challenges!
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07-30-2004, 11:15 AM
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All pussies stink, even if you wash them.
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07-30-2004, 11:16 AM
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Adult Locals
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07-30-2004, 11:17 AM
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07-30-2004, 12:31 PM
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Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself. Sincerely, The Dog
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