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BradM · 07-27-2004, 08:07 PM

And we're going to own every single male webmaster in the business.

How?

Boobs. And lots of them. Tans, boobs, blondes... my god you will have it all.

No... not content. We mean your sales rep. She will be stacked and flirt with you 24/7. She will even live cam with you.

And yes, she will have a marketing degree or acceptable experience in non-adult marketing. So she KNOWS WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.

Boobs people. Lots of tits. Send us sales now.

fr8 · 07-27-2004, 08:09 PM

Boobs just isnt enough anymore. What else can she offer?

enter » · 07-27-2004, 08:10 PM

Link Please

BradM · 07-27-2004, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr8
Boobs just isnt enough anymore. What else can she offer?

She will touch you at tradeshows.
YES she will touch your shoulder, hand... hug you and MAYBE let you kiss her on the cheek.

We're going all out people.

Sly_RJ · 07-27-2004, 08:11 PM

When will the hot sales reps start offering blowjobs for traffic?

Maybe 25 sales gets a handjob. Send 50 sales and she'll do a little cock sucking and ball licking. Do 75 sales and she'll swallow the load. Hit 200 sales for a nice romp in the park. Cover 300 sales and she'll pretend to enjoy the fucking.

BradM · 07-27-2004, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
When will the hot sales reps start offering blowjobs for traffic?

Maybe 25 sales gets a handjob. Send 50 sales and she'll do a little cock sucking and ball licking. Do 75 sales and she'll swallow the load. Hit 200 sales for a nice romp in the park. Cover 300 sales and she'll pretend to enjoy the fucking.

Done. Put up your links. I don't know what they do or where they go... but put them up. Cause links I am told are the best.

n3in · 07-27-2004, 08:13 PM

damn, sounds good to me

xclusive · 07-27-2004, 08:13 PM

Boobs just isnt enough anymore? Since when? Guess i'm just easy

NickPapageorgio · 07-27-2004, 08:14 PM

RightHandMan · 07-27-2004, 08:16 PM

Will she touch me in inappropriate places???

BradM · 07-27-2004, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RightHandMan
Will she touch me in inappropriate places???

Hmmmmmmm send 100 sales next period and yes.

Credit · 07-27-2004, 08:17 PM

Turn sales in to young fresh horny girls
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robfantasy · 07-27-2004, 08:18 PM

wow did someone just post a thread like this 15 minutes ago?

Jace · 07-27-2004, 08:20 PM

when will the day come when sponsors hire escorts for 24-7 affiliate pleasing at trade shows

07-27-2004, 08:21 PM

I need some sort of incentive... Does she like receiving anal from guys named Sherm?

pxxx · 07-27-2004, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
She will touch you at tradeshows.
YES she will touch your shoulder, hand... hug you and MAYBE let you kiss her on the cheek.

We're going all out people.

You say blowjobs and i am IN!

-Greg

07-27-2004, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
when will the day come when sponsors hire escorts for 24-7 affiliate pleasing at trade shows

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FlyingIguana · 07-27-2004, 08:27 PM

tits for hits!

thekebie · 07-27-2004, 09:22 PM

PROTIP: BCIT is a good school for recruting marketing girls brad!

More Booze · 07-28-2004, 02:14 AM

I love tits, post a picture of her

Paul · 07-28-2004, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
When will the hot sales reps start offering blowjobs for traffic?

Maybe 25 sales gets a handjob. Send 50 sales and she'll do a little cock sucking and ball licking. Do 75 sales and she'll swallow the load. Hit 200 sales for a nice romp in the park. Cover 300 sales and she'll pretend to enjoy the fucking.

Nicky · 07-28-2004, 06:50 AM

This sounds good, maybe I have to get on a plane for next show so I can cash out my blowjob

Reak · 07-28-2004, 06:52 AM

I will show my manboobs for traffic and sales

TheMob · 07-28-2004, 07:36 AM

this thread needs a couple of pictures

Marcus Aurelius · 07-28-2004, 07:42 AM

sounds like a pretty solid business model. Trade sexual favors for sign ups. It would certainly light a fire under a few asses.

BradM · 07-28-2004, 08:15 AM

Michael: Happy endings can be arranged.

Magnus · 07-28-2004, 08:19 AM

Hmm this sounds familiar.. you sure this has'nt been done..??

Will you be giving them GFY posting lessons .. so they know how to get the extra long threads.. you know the threads that get you clout as a professional in the industry.

BradM · 07-28-2004, 08:22 AM

Magnus: It has been done? SHIT! I could have swore this was the first time an industry girl would show boobs for traffic and get away with it and end up making more than her male collegues in 1 month.

Tania · 07-28-2004, 08:37 AM

mmmmm....that sounds cool

good luck

slapass · 07-28-2004, 08:47 AM

You guys have to quit bagging on Slickcash.

PS You did mean this as commentary on their new sales rep boob post right?

BradM · 07-28-2004, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tania
mmmmm....that sounds cool good luck

Sigwhoring retard. I knew there was a reason I had you on ignore. Why did I have to click to read your drabble?

BradM · 07-28-2004, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slapass
You guys have to quit bagging on Slickcash.

PS You did mean this as commentary on their new sales rep boob post right?

I promote slickcash. Who's bagging on them?

WiredGuy · 07-28-2004, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
When will the hot sales reps start offering blowjobs for traffic?

Maybe 25 sales gets a handjob. Send 50 sales and she'll do a little cock sucking and ball licking. Do 75 sales and she'll swallow the load. Hit 200 sales for a nice romp in the park. Cover 300 sales and she'll pretend to enjoy the fucking.

At this rate I should be expecting some of the hottest sex imaginable

WG

BradM · 07-28-2004, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
At this rate I should be expecting some of the hottest sex imaginable

WG

OMG OMG throw up the linkssssssssssss now!

BradM · 07-29-2004, 03:20 PM

bizzump

axelcat · 07-29-2004, 03:29 PM

good luck

BradM · 07-29-2004, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by axelcat
good luck

07-27-2004, 08:07 PM	#1
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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	sounds like a pretty solid business model. Trade sexual favors for sign ups. It would certainly light a fire under a few asses.

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Magnus: It has been done? SHIT! I could have swore this was the first time an industry girl would show boobs for traffic and get away with it and end up making more than her male collegues in 1 month.

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