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BradM 07-27-2004 08:07 PM

I'm starting a brand new adult company.
 
And we're going to own every single male webmaster in the business.

How?



















Boobs. And lots of them. Tans, boobs, blondes... my god you will have it all.



No... not content. We mean your sales rep. She will be stacked and flirt with you 24/7. She will even live cam with you.

And yes, she will have a marketing degree or acceptable experience in non-adult marketing. So she KNOWS WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.












Boobs people. Lots of tits. Send us sales now.

fr8 07-27-2004 08:09 PM

Boobs just isnt enough anymore. What else can she offer?:Graucho

enter » 07-27-2004 08:10 PM

Link Please :Graucho

BradM 07-27-2004 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr8
Boobs just isnt enough anymore. What else can she offer?:Graucho
She will touch you at tradeshows.
YES she will touch your shoulder, hand... hug you and MAYBE let you kiss her on the cheek.

We're going all out people.

Sly_RJ 07-27-2004 08:11 PM

When will the hot sales reps start offering blowjobs for traffic?

Maybe 25 sales gets a handjob. Send 50 sales and she'll do a little cock sucking and ball licking. Do 75 sales and she'll swallow the load. Hit 200 sales for a nice romp in the park. Cover 300 sales and she'll pretend to enjoy the fucking.

BradM 07-27-2004 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
When will the hot sales reps start offering blowjobs for traffic?

Maybe 25 sales gets a handjob. Send 50 sales and she'll do a little cock sucking and ball licking. Do 75 sales and she'll swallow the load. Hit 200 sales for a nice romp in the park. Cover 300 sales and she'll pretend to enjoy the fucking.

Done. Put up your links. I don't know what they do or where they go... but put them up. Cause links I am told are the best.

n3in 07-27-2004 08:13 PM

damn, sounds good to me :Graucho

xclusive 07-27-2004 08:13 PM

Boobs just isnt enough anymore? Since when? Guess i'm just easy:thumbsup

NickPapageorgio 07-27-2004 08:14 PM

:glugglug

RightHandMan 07-27-2004 08:16 PM

Will she touch me in inappropriate places???

BradM 07-27-2004 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RightHandMan
Will she touch me in inappropriate places???
Hmmmmmmm send 100 sales next period and yes.

Credit 07-27-2004 08:17 PM

Turn sales in to young fresh horny girls
mail:
zakelijk A l T gmail.com

robfantasy 07-27-2004 08:18 PM

wow did someone just post a thread like this 15 minutes ago?

Jace 07-27-2004 08:20 PM

when will the day come when sponsors hire escorts for 24-7 affiliate pleasing at trade shows

shermo 07-27-2004 08:21 PM

I need some sort of incentive... Does she like receiving anal from guys named Sherm?

pxxx 07-27-2004 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
She will touch you at tradeshows.
YES she will touch your shoulder, hand... hug you and MAYBE let you kiss her on the cheek.

We're going all out people.

You say blowjobs and i am IN! :Graucho




-Greg

shermo 07-27-2004 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
when will the day come when sponsors hire escorts for 24-7 affiliate pleasing at trade shows
We will be in Mexico for WYPD on Friday, September 10 at our beach house!
:thumbsup

Desert Entertainment and Ghost Cash Presents: Gettin' Down and Dirty with Danza and Tony Porno... TJ style. The festivities kick off at Danza and Tony Porno's Beach house starting at 10 PM. Sponsored by Desert Entertainment and Ghost Cash.

FlyingIguana 07-27-2004 08:27 PM

tits for hits!

thekebie 07-27-2004 09:22 PM

PROTIP: BCIT is a good school for recruting marketing girls brad!

More Booze 07-28-2004 02:14 AM

I love tits, post a picture of her :Graucho

Paul 07-28-2004 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
When will the hot sales reps start offering blowjobs for traffic?

Maybe 25 sales gets a handjob. Send 50 sales and she'll do a little cock sucking and ball licking. Do 75 sales and she'll swallow the load. Hit 200 sales for a nice romp in the park. Cover 300 sales and she'll pretend to enjoy the fucking.

:1orglaugh

Nicky 07-28-2004 06:50 AM

This sounds good, maybe I have to get on a plane for next show so I can cash out my blowjob :Graucho

Reak 07-28-2004 06:52 AM

I will show my manboobs for traffic and sales :Graucho

TheMob 07-28-2004 07:36 AM

this thread needs a couple of pictures

Marcus Aurelius 07-28-2004 07:42 AM

sounds like a pretty solid business model. Trade sexual favors for sign ups. It would certainly light a fire under a few asses.

BradM 07-28-2004 08:15 AM

Michael: Happy endings can be arranged.

Magnus 07-28-2004 08:19 AM

Hmm this sounds familiar.. you sure this has'nt been done..??

Will you be giving them GFY posting lessons .. so they know how to get the extra long threads.. you know the threads that get you clout as a professional in the industry.

BradM 07-28-2004 08:22 AM

Magnus: It has been done? SHIT! I could have swore this was the first time an industry girl would show boobs for traffic and get away with it and end up making more than her male collegues in 1 month.

Tania 07-28-2004 08:37 AM

mmmmm....that sounds cool :thumbsup good luck :thumbsup

slapass 07-28-2004 08:47 AM

You guys have to quit bagging on Slickcash.

PS You did mean this as commentary on their new sales rep boob post right?

BradM 07-28-2004 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tania
mmmmm....that sounds cool :thumbsup good luck :thumbsup
Sigwhoring retard. I knew there was a reason I had you on ignore. Why did I have to click to read your drabble?

BradM 07-28-2004 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slapass
You guys have to quit bagging on Slickcash.

PS You did mean this as commentary on their new sales rep boob post right?

I promote slickcash. Who's bagging on them?

WiredGuy 07-28-2004 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
When will the hot sales reps start offering blowjobs for traffic?

Maybe 25 sales gets a handjob. Send 50 sales and she'll do a little cock sucking and ball licking. Do 75 sales and she'll swallow the load. Hit 200 sales for a nice romp in the park. Cover 300 sales and she'll pretend to enjoy the fucking.

At this rate I should be expecting some of the hottest sex imaginable :)

WG

BradM 07-28-2004 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
At this rate I should be expecting some of the hottest sex imaginable :)

WG

OMG OMG throw up the linkssssssssssss now!

BradM 07-29-2004 03:20 PM

bizzump

axelcat 07-29-2004 03:29 PM

good luck

BradM 07-29-2004 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by axelcat
good luck
:1orglaugh


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