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ElvisManson · 04-19-2001, 11:53 AM

But what the hell...nothing ventured....etc...

HOW TO MESS WITH THE IRS!
· Always put staples in the right hand corner. Go ahead and put a down the whole right side. The extractors who remove the mail from the envelopes have to take out any staples in the right side.
· Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the right way.
Put a few upside down and backwards. That way they have to remove all your staples rearrange your paperwork and re-staple it (on the left side).
· Line the bottom of your envelope with glue and let it dry before you put in your forms, so that the automated opener doesn?t open it and the extractor has to open it by hand.
· If you?re very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two or three party check.
· On top of paying with a three party check pay one of the dollars you owe in cash. When an extractor receives cash, no matter how small an amount, he has to take it to a special desk and fill out of few nasty forms.
· Write a little letter of appreciation. Any letter received has to read and stamped regardless of what it is or what its on.
· Write your letter on something misshapen and unconventional. Like on the back of a Kroger sack.
· If you send 2 checks they?ll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
· Always put extra paper clips on your forms. Any foreign fasteners or the like have to be removed and put away.
· Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then date stamped.
· When you mail it, mail it in a big envelope (even if its just a single EZ form). Big envelopes have to be torn and sorted differently than regular business size ones. An added bonus to the big envelope is that they take priority over other mail, so the workers can hurry up and deal with your mess.

NOTE: These are just a few of the fun and exciting things you can do with
the man. These methods are only recommended when you owe money

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RedShoe · 04-19-2001, 12:15 PM

Even though I think they are all funny. I don't have the balls to try anything like that. I try to avoid any confrontation with them.

I just pay my few bucks and keep my mouth shut. The last thing I want them to do is pay more attention to my forms.

Those were funny though, anymore?

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boneprone · 05-06-2001, 03:50 AM

ok, I did this, and now Im fucked.. I mean fucked.. It thought it would be funny, but, they are calling me in tomorrow to talk to an IRS agent about some concerning problems with my "abilities"

RedShoe · 05-06-2001, 03:51 AM

When did you send it in?

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ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	It's probably to late ....... But what the hell...nothing ventured....etc... HOW TO MESS WITH THE IRS! · Always put staples in the right hand corner. Go ahead and put a down the whole right side. The extractors who remove the mail from the envelopes have to take out any staples in the right side. · Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the right way. Put a few upside down and backwards. That way they have to remove all your staples rearrange your paperwork and re-staple it (on the left side). · Line the bottom of your envelope with glue and let it dry before you put in your forms, so that the automated opener doesn?t open it and the extractor has to open it by hand. · If you?re very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two or three party check. · On top of paying with a three party check pay one of the dollars you owe in cash. When an extractor receives cash, no matter how small an amount, he has to take it to a special desk and fill out of few nasty forms. · Write a little letter of appreciation. Any letter received has to read and stamped regardless of what it is or what its on. · Write your letter on something misshapen and unconventional. Like on the back of a Kroger sack. · If you send 2 checks they?ll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form. · Always put extra paper clips on your forms. Any foreign fasteners or the like have to be removed and put away. · Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then date stamped. · When you mail it, mail it in a big envelope (even if its just a single EZ form). Big envelopes have to be torn and sorted differently than regular business size ones. An added bonus to the big envelope is that they take priority over other mail, so the workers can hurry up and deal with your mess. NOTE: These are just a few of the fun and exciting things you can do with the man. These methods are only recommended when you owe money ------------------ Make Money. Period. www.pythonvideo.com www.dollarmachine.com

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RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Even though I think they are all funny. I don't have the balls to try anything like that. I try to avoid any confrontation with them. I just pay my few bucks and keep my mouth shut. The last thing I want them to do is pay more attention to my forms. Those were funny though, anymore? ------------------ [email protected] LeeannOnline.com ICQ # 114683191

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