Which BOARD PERSONALITY are you? - GoFuckYourself.com

polish_aristocrat · 07-28-2004, 07:55 AM

* a guide to forum posting *

http://www.thebluething.com/forum_posts.html

This is my favorite one - seems like a GFY'er wrote its characteristic:

The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts
Many scientists can't quite figure out how the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts finds time to respond to every single thread while still being able to eat and sleep. In addition to being able to post his opinions on every single topic that enters the forum or newsgroup, the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts is able to insult all newbies and people with less posts than him (ie, everybody else). You see, a true measurement of how cool you are can be linked to your bulk number of posts, not the quality of those posts. Plus, nothing says "hip dude" quite like somebody who spends all their day refreshing a forum page and posting one-line replies just so they can watch their post count increase.

EXAMPLES. The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts will post the following messages:

Counter-Strike forum: "Oh great, another NEWBIE IDIOT."
Star Trek forum: "LOL"
Honda Civic forums: "Sure. : )"

Roald · 07-28-2004, 07:56 AM

Not sure but there seem to be a lot "Flamethrower Clones"

AnalProbe · 07-28-2004, 07:57 AM

Anyone with less than 1700 posts, die you fuckin' newbie !

pelcito · 07-28-2004, 07:59 AM

This URL was posted on another recently thread.

iFliPcEss · 07-28-2004, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pelcito
This URL was posted on another recently thread.

Jace · 07-28-2004, 09:50 AM

damn, i am not on there....maybe I should make one for myself

Joesho · 07-28-2004, 09:53 AM

I tend to be on the shy side of things, I am often referred to as timid

s9ann0 · 07-28-2004, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
Anyone with less than 1700 posts, die you fuckin' newbie !

I have less than 1000 posts and I started in this scammy ass bussiness about 1998

tranza · 07-28-2004, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts
Many scientists can't quite figure out how the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts finds time to respond to every single thread while still being able to eat and sleep. In addition to being able to post his opinions on every single topic that enters the forum or newsgroup, the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts is able to insult all newbies and people with less posts than him (ie, everybody else). You see, a true measurement of how cool you are can be linked to your bulk number of posts, not the quality of those posts. Plus, nothing says "hip dude" quite like somebody who spends all their day refreshing a forum page and posting one-line replies just so they can watch their post count increase.

Juicy?????

07-28-2004, 07:55 AM	#1
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	Which BOARD PERSONALITY are you? * a guide to forum posting * http://www.thebluething.com/forum_posts.html This is my favorite one - seems like a GFY'er wrote its characteristic: The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts Many scientists can't quite figure out how the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts finds time to respond to every single thread while still being able to eat and sleep. In addition to being able to post his opinions on every single topic that enters the forum or newsgroup, the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts is able to insult all newbies and people with less posts than him (ie, everybody else). You see, a true measurement of how cool you are can be linked to your bulk number of posts, not the quality of those posts. Plus, nothing says "hip dude" quite like somebody who spends all their day refreshing a forum page and posting one-line replies just so they can watch their post count increase. EXAMPLES. The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts will post the following messages: Counter-Strike forum: "Oh great, another NEWBIE IDIOT." Star Trek forum: "LOL" Honda Civic forums: "Sure. : )" __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

07-28-2004, 07:56 AM	#2
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,888	Not sure but there seem to be a lot "Flamethrower Clones" __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| telegram: roaldr

07-28-2004, 07:57 AM	#3
AnalProbe pain in the Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,727	Anyone with less than 1700 posts, die you fuckin' newbie ! Last edited by AnalProbe; 07-28-2004 at 07:58 AM..

07-28-2004, 07:59 AM	#4
pelcito Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Manhattan, NY Posts: 404	This URL was posted on another recently thread. __________________ Monetize your Mobile Traffic like never before. Buying/Selling CPM/CPC High-Quality Geo Adult Traffic. Meet the New SPACash Advertising Network http://www.spacash.com [email protected]

07-28-2004, 09:53 AM	#7
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	I tend to be on the shy side of things, I am often referred to as timid __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-28-2004, 09:50 AM	#6
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	damn, i am not on there....maybe I should make one for myself