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Dagwolf · 07-28-2004, 12:29 AM

I am an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church and have been for years.

You don't have to be a Christian.. you don't have to be anything to be an ordained minister.

This is the core of it:

Quote:

We ask only that you promote the freedom of religion and do that which is right. It is up to the individual to determine what is right as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others and is within the law. That is as close to the Golden Rule as one can come.

It's pretty much a build-your-own religion thing.

Ordination is online, instant, free.

Take a screenshot of your ordination certificate and post it here!

RedShoe · 07-28-2004, 12:33 AM

I'm an ordained minister from The Church of Seven Planes.

I told them I was an Indian and that my real name is "RedShoe"

So legally I'm ordained as "Reverand RedShoe" by the Church of Seven Planes.

Have been for many years.

TheMob · 07-28-2004, 12:38 AM

lol

cheers and filler,
TM

xclusive · 07-28-2004, 12:40 AM

I've been a member for years and I'd post a pic of my certificate but it's packed away somewhere as I just moved but i'll tell you one thing soon I plan on marrying my friend to his girlfriend so that should be fun. All thanks to the internet.

RedShoe · 07-28-2004, 12:42 AM

I just became another minister!!

Dagwolf · 07-28-2004, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
I just became another minister!!

All right!!!

My certificate's in black-and-white.. I only had a dot-matrix printer at the time I got mine. And I didn't think to get a screenshot.

07-28-2004, 12:33 AM	#2
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07-28-2004, 12:42 AM	#5
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	I just became another minister!! __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

07-28-2004, 12:38 AM	#3
TheMob Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 2006 Posts: 8,584	lol cheers and filler, TM

07-28-2004, 12:40 AM	#4
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	I've been a member for years and I'd post a pic of my certificate but it's packed away somewhere as I just moved but i'll tell you one thing soon I plan on marrying my friend to his girlfriend so that should be fun. All thanks to the internet.