The Universal Life Church - We'll believe anything!

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141
    #1

    The Universal Life Church - We'll believe anything!

    I am an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church and have been for years.

    You don't have to be a Christian.. you don't have to be anything to be an ordained minister.

    This is the core of it:

    We ask only that you promote the freedom of religion and do that which is right. It is up to the individual to determine what is right as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others and is within the law. That is as close to the Golden Rule as one can come.
    It's pretty much a build-your-own religion thing.

    Ordination is online, instant, free.

    Take a screenshot of your ordination certificate and post it here!
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • RedShoe
      赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
      • Feb 2001
      • 14831
      #2
      I'm an ordained minister from The Church of Seven Planes.

      I told them I was an Indian and that my real name is "RedShoe"

      So legally I'm ordained as "Reverand RedShoe" by the Church of Seven Planes.

      Have been for many years.

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        • TheMob?
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 8584
          #3
          lol

          cheers and filler,
          TM

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            • xclusive
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Apr 2004
              • 35218
              #4
              I've been a member for years and I'd post a pic of my certificate but it's packed away somewhere as I just moved but i'll tell you one thing soon I plan on marrying my friend to his girlfriend so that should be fun. All thanks to the internet.

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                • RedShoe
                  赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 14831
                  #5
                  I just became another minister!!

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                    • Dagwolf
                      President of Canada
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23141
                      #6
                      Originally posted by RedShoe
                      I just became another minister!!
                      All right!!! My certificate's in black-and-white.. I only had a dot-matrix printer at the time I got mine. And I didn't think to get a screenshot.
                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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